The Colossal Conundrum

by Inspectorinfernape


Prologue

"I DID IT! I FINALLY FOUND IT! THE ANSWER WAS RIGHT HERE ALL ALONG!"
"As soon as we get this working, HE will come back!"
"At last, the key to our success is right here."
"LET ME TAKE A LOOK! I WANT TO SEE!"
"Shut up, it's right there in plain sight!"
"Does the princess know we're doing this?"
"No, and we'll keep it that way. If she finds out that we're doing this, it's all over. Now if one of you may, get the witness over here."



"You guys aren't going to get away with this! Once Princess Celestia knows what you're doing she will-"
"She isn't going to knowanything because you won't say anything to her. Hand me the soul! This will shut you up."
"Wait, WAAAAIIIIT! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"