//------------------------------// // ...8 days later // Story: Pony bound // by Shortcourt //------------------------------// 8 days later …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… “Wassup Shawn!” A voice boosted out of nowhere. I stopped texting and took my eyes off my phone, seeing the door creak open with Kaise apparently inviting herself inside.   “There is something called knocking…” “Knock for what? The door is open, ain't it?” I rolled my eyes at the disrespectful display and went back to texting. Kaise trotted over to the bed and climbed on top of it. "What you fucking with?" "Nothing..." I glanced at the unicorn and met her eyes for the first time today. I don’t know if it’s just me but Kaise looks a little different. Like, the left side of Kaise’s face has more mane running down it than before.  “Your mane looks like it got longer.” I pointed out. “Huh?” she raised her eyebrows and curiously rubbed a hoof through the front of her mane. “Oh yeah, you right. I’m finna get the scissors soon.” “Nah, you good like that. Just don’t get it too long, know what I mean?” She grimaced. “No shyt. That’s why I said lemme get it soon.” I rolled my eyes and lifted my upper body up so i can sit. Well, a week and one day has already passed. I remember turning into a pony just yesterday and now I see people’s hair growing an inch in a half. “Ummm… yeah, so, why did you choose to come over here today? Your Dad’s ex acting up?” Kaise waved a hoof. “Nah son, he dumped that bitch. Right now he’s in love with the money!” I couldn’t help but roll my eyes even though I felt a smirk forming across my lips.  “But yeah, remember you put me on to levitation?”  “Yeah, too bad your ass couldn’t even lift a piece of paper off the floor.” I sneered. “Sucking me? But yeah, I think I finally got it, boi! Look!” Kaise pointed her horn at me. “No! Don’t use it on me!” I shrieked while huddling back, putting my hooves in front of my face as a shield. “Not you pussy, your phone!” “My phone?” I repeated naively while it slid of my hooves. Oh, I forgot about that. I really thought Kaise was about to lift me in the air for a second, haha. Just to be cautious, I moved outta the way and allowed Kaise’s magic to shine without any impediments.  Kaise’s face scrunched up as she began to focus on the tiny object in front of her. “Haha, you sure look like you’re about to go hard on that small thing,” I joked. Kaise ignored me and kept her eyes fixated on the phone, making the best taking a shit face I ever seen by someone who isn’t actually excreting. Kaise peaked at the object a few times, probably taking in more details. Levitation does have to do with visualizing something accurately, right? Sweat started running down the unicorn’s forehead, which made me grin. “Hey, you’re not supposed to sweat it when you levitate. Just do it naturally!” I laughed at my corny joke. Kaise glared at me and then grunted viciously. Next thing I knew, I saw a small light blue aura spark on Kaise’s horn. My mouth widened. Holy shit, Kaise wasn’t joking when she said she can do magic! That looks just like the magic the unicorns in the show use. It even has that airy sound that accompanies the magic… but it sounds extra loud in real life. What’s up with that? Kaise’s horn finally ignited as a larger blue light glittered around her horn. She cocked her head forward and pointed it at the phone once again, making the magic suddenly wrap around the phone. My eyes dilated. See, if I had a phone right now I would record that! That is amazing! Next thing I know the phone moved on its own accord, which made me squeak and jerk back further. Kaise forced a smirk after seeing her accomplishment and continued moving the cellular device towards her way. “I told ya’ll, didn’t I? Am I the fucking man or nah?” “You’re not even a man.” Kaise frowned. I chuckled and slowly clapped, giving respect where it is due, “That was impressive though, Kaise. How did you do it?”  “I just imagined it in my head and thought about lifting it up with no ha-hooves! Then after that I eventually it started to lift!” She giggled stupidly. I rolled my eyes. Now I’m feeling type jealous. What can I do besides run quick and buck hard while Kaise has the power to lift anything she chooses too? Or can she? “Kaise, can you lift me yet?” Kaise didn’t respond, which made  sense since her eyes were glued to my phone’s screen. Geez, people sure are nosy these days. “Can I get it back now?” Kaise grinned and averted her gaze from the phone. “Awwww…. Isn’t that cute?” I cringed. “What are you talking about?” “I see you Shawn… texting Jessica with emojis and shit. Hearts remind you. I think the cutest message is when you said ‘I wasn’t doing anything besides thinking about you L O L heart emoji’.” Oh crap, I forgot to take that off the screen.  “What the fuck? Give me back my phone you asscrack!” I ran towards the mischievous little shit and tackled her on the ground. The levitation was halted, queing the phone to drop but I was in position and broke the phone’s fall with my back. “I was just joking! Calm ya cuffing ass down!” she giggled again. I mockingly returned the laugh. “I’m sorry, were those words? I thought it was just white noise…” “I’m just joking! Geez… you’re too serious for me, gs.” I sighed while removing myself off Kaise’s body. I trotted across the room with no destination in mind until I stopped next to the television. “Good that you know magic though.” “Yeah, I know. You know what that means, right?” I shook my head. “Since I know magic, it means it’s time to murk some aliens! Are you with the shits or nah?” My eyes narrowed, making Kaise’s elation deform once again.  “What’s with the face?” “You act like it’s so easy finding aliens and killing them, b…” “Son, it is easy! Remember that hospital you told me about?” “Oh yeah!” I exclaimed. “Ha, yeah I remember it. There were definitely some aliens in there, but who though? Who specifically?” “I don’t know, but that clowny muttafucka you told me about gotta be one of dem.”  “You mean the one with 3-D glasses? Ehh, I don’t know. I thought that at first, but now I think otherwise. It’s probably someone else.” “Shawn, stop fronting,” she said with a frown, “ What type of grown man dresses like that, huh? What type of mon acts like that? There’s a limit to everything, son, and he passed that bitch by the way you explained him to me.” This time I frowned. “Just because it’s different to you don’t mean he’s an alien.” I retorted, taking a quick deep breath just in case I go on a tangent. “Like, don’t be such a judgmental prick.  I agree there might be aliens, but because someone is weird don’t make them one. He‘s probably just acting, because I saw another doctor who acted creepy at first but then found out he was sophisticated.”  “Oh yeah?” “Yeah.” “So… he’s retarded?” I facehooved. “Obviously not, since retarded people won’t be able to have enough knowledge to treat people, dumbass!” Kaise threw her hands up defensively. “Okay okay, calm down! What crawled up your ass today and died?” “I’m not sure.” “Are you with it or not?” Kaise hissed with no patience intact. I mused the question for a few moments. “I got nothing to do today, so yeah b. Besides, the police aren't doing shit.” They aren’t. They not even trying to find the source behind it. Ever since that news broadcast all they didwas cancel the needle, but  I don’t see any attempts at finding the catalyst. That’s like chewing food without swallowing! Matter of fact, Obama was responsible for canceling it, which I find ironic that he chooses to cancel it now when most of the damage was already done! This is really shady, man. After all the bullshit excuses he made, he still didn’t resign yet, even though people worldwide were urging him to. Hell, some people are even wishing for his demise now. Speaking of bullshit excuses, you know what he said? He said he wasn’t even aware of that shot, only the shotthat prevented ponies from getting sick.  Funny, because everytime I hear about a specific shot the information always changes! I never knew about that nor the one with the alien specimen. Even when I first went to the hospital thought I was just going to get a blood test but found out that it was actually a vaccine. I'm done fucking with needles.  “Yo Shawn, I’m talking to you!” Kaise slapped me across the cheek, literally knocking me out my thoughts. I raised my hoof up and returned my own sharp slap(or punch) to the unicorn, which  had enough intensity to make her head twist slightly. “Ouch!” I smirked. “Didn't you know I slap bitches for a living?” The white pony grunted and walked towards the door. “Watch ya mouth. Anyways, are we going now or nah? I want to hurry this shit up because I’m not comfortable with opps running around me, real talk." I walked towards Katie’s dresser, transitioning to two feet while resting my hooves on the dresser. “Hold up, I’ll be with you in a second.” The one thing I always missed about my room was the mirror, but luckily Katie’s room has a mini-one and a giant one.  I glanced at my reflection and cringed.  Nasty mane as usual… maybe I should have stuck to the pigtails? Oh well, sacrifices must be made. “Kaise!” I called out while turning around, “Do you know how to levitate brushes?” She shrugged. “Let me try….” I smiled. Alright, so far everything looks like it’s gonna go well but I still have one problem… How am I supposed to convince Dad to drive us? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. “Yo Dad…” I said while walking towards him. “What?” he asked. I placed a hoof on my belly. “My stomach hurts…” “Okay? And what do you want me to do?” “Take me to the hospital, duh!” I wanted to say, but when you think deeper you realize how hard I’m breaking character. Besides, stomach pains aren’t enough to go to the hospital, especially for me. It's time to stretch the truth like flubber. “Like really really bad! I think I got stomach cancer…” I mumbled. “WHAT!” He shouted to the top of his lungs. He picked me up and started to run out the door. “Don’t worry Shawn, I got you!” “WAIT! You’re forgetting Kaise!” He stopped running and looked me into the eyes. “What does Kaise have to do with everything?” The moment Kaise's name was uttered she walked into the living room wearing a very unsettling expression. It was so convincing that I almost forgot Kaise was acting. “It burns when I pee...” I twitched. Edgy much? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….