//------------------------------// // 3.5(april fools).Then it gets confusing // Story: Nightmare // by pennello //------------------------------// Princess Luna and the mane six rushed out to the train station. As they were walking, they saw a fireball strike across the sky. 'What the hay is that?" Said Fluttershy in a harsh voice. The thing landed in front of the group. Suddenly, it transformed into SOLAR FLARE! PHOENIX FLAME! "I heard you talking because I blackmailed spike into giving me Rarity's Skype address that he uses to stalk her so that I could listen to your conversations! You shall pay for trying to defeat me!" rarity screamed "OH NO! NOT THE SKYPE! NOT THE SKYPE! NOW YOU KNOW ALL MY CONTACTS! MY MARY SUE BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR GIVING AWAY HIS SKYPE ADDRESS! ALL OF THE LADIES WILL FLOCK TO HIS GORGEOUS BLACK AND RED ALICORN BODY!"She then promptly fainted. "She has an awful oc Mary sue boyfriend?" Asked rainbow dash to herself. "Omg! Ive always wanted one of those!" with that she flew off to the library to blackmail spike again. they say that you could hear her shout "screw flutterdash! rainbowsue for the win!" as she triple rainboom'd to his castle that was even bigger then canter lot even though no pony noticed it. This made Fluttershy cry tears of happiness. "Why are you doing this?" asked Pinkie Pie? "So I can feed my subjects- er… satisfy my bloodlust," Phoenix Flame replied. this made applejack say, "Wait, you're not actually a crazy gal named phoenix flame, are you?" soon after, Luna said,"Wait, you're not actually a crazy girl named phoenix flame, are you?" "Thats exactly what ah said!" "Oh shut up, your just a background pony," Hissed fluttershy. "You actually found out about my true form. Fine then, I shall reveal it." Suddenly, there was a flash of green light which enveloped Phoenix Flame, until you couldn't see her at all. Lightning crashed, and when the fire went away… ...Sunset Shimmer was standing in front of the group. "Huh?" Twilight said. "I expected you to be queen chrysalis or something." "Ugh. Fine," sunset replied. The green fire appeared again and soon, queen chrysalis was standing there. "As queen of the changelings I have decided that the best way to feed my subjects is to create fear and then kill them all so that I don't have to worry about feeding them in the first place. Soon everyone will be gone, and I shall rule the whole world! "Seems pretty *bleep* confusing to me," said luna in a monotone voice. Pinkie pie responded to this by saying "cmon, this story is rated everyone! don't swear! use emoticons like me or something, see? you have to do it like that." "Okay then.." queen chrysalis said. then she looked at the group and said, "c'mon, do something, this is boring." "Twilight was like, "You do something. I have no Idea what to do." everyone just sat there doing nothing. Fluttershy was fantasizing how she would be so happy without rainbow dash going goggly eyes over her all the time. Pinkie pie was eating her hair because she was schizophrenic and thought it was cake. Applejack was thinking about how her life sucked and that she needed to ditch her life in Ponyville and become a bounty hunter. Rarity was drooling on the floor in her sleep, Luna was humming lullaby for a princess, and twilight was staring at a wall. "this is about as boring as being stuck on the moon for thousand years being mad at your stupid sunbutt sister"The queen of the changelings mumbled. Princess luna just kinda glanced up at her and looked away, before doing a double take and saying, "Wait, what? How did you know about that?" "Everyone knows you were stuck on the moon for a millennia, suck it up. If anyone is to know more then anyone, its me." "And why would you know more?" 'Because I was there with you," chrysalis said casually, before realizing what she just said and covering her mouth with her hoof. this new development caused applejack to say, "Wait, that means that you're…NIGHTMARE MO-" "Wait, that means that you're…NIGHTMARE MOON!" Applejack was cut off by pinkie pie. "facehoof," said Applejack. "I don't even care anymore." She then proceeded to walk into the sunset and move to cloudsdale. "GAH," said queen chrysalis. "I can't even hold up one measly disguise." Before anyone knew what was happening, Blue smoke had enveloped The changeling, and her skin became darker, as well as her holes disappearing. Her eyes became blue, and her hair turned to armor. The blue smoke became her hair, and she had fully transformed into nightmare moon! "So…yeah. I'm nightmare moon, and Ive come to take over, yada yada yada, be afraid, I'm gonna eat you. Lets skip to the good part, shall we. I hear you girls can cook up a mean battle." suddenly, rainbow dash crashed into nightmare moon. "GUYS IM BACK!" she shouted. nightmare moon groaned. so did fluttershy. "I thought you had gone to kiss rarities boyfriend,"said fluttershy flatly. "Oh I did," rainbow dash said. "It was really fun. He wasn't my type though, far too athletic and handsome. Oh! I got the deus ex machina jewelry!" "How will we make it work?" asked pinkie pie?" were missing applejack?" Luna said, "I have an Idea. I used to be the element of honesty, So I could be applejack." "Okay then," everyone replied. Pinkie pie, fluttershy, and rainbow dash all put on their necklaces. Twilight sparkle levitated rarity's onto her neck. Luna put on applejacks necklace, and twilight put on her crown. Then they floated up into the air and blasted nightmare moon with pure rainbow juice. when the wreckage cleared away, another princess luna was lying on the ground. "Huh?!" said the first luna. "Oh no! If there are two of me, that means that one of us cannot exist, meaning that Im going to dissa-" she was cut of by her body disappearing. "Good job twilight," said pinkie pie in princess celestia's voice. "Huh?" asked twilight. "Allow me to explain myself," pinkie pie said again before transforming into princess celestia."Ive been testing you to see if you will be a good princess and have decided that you are fit to take my immortality and become my successor." "Okay then," said Twilight sparkle. "But if you're princess celestia, then wheres pinkie pie?" "She's been…taken care of," replied princess celestia. pinkie pie coughed. she opened her eyes and saw colorful hallways filled with tons of creatures. she rasped, "where am i?" suddenly all of the creatures turned to look at her. they were bipedal and were wearing all sorts of clothes. because they were still, she finally got to read a sigh behind them: "welcome to bronycon 2014" the creatures stood still for a moment before screaming with delight and mobbing her. "Okay then, so what are the perks of being immortal?" asked twilight. "You will outlive everyone you love." "Okay then." "Everything will change around you." "Okay then." "Ponies will worship the ground you work on." "Okay then." "It ail be inappropriate for you to be seen at fast food restaurants." "What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" twilight shot up. she was sweating all over. her friends and princess luna were leaning over her. "Wha-what happened?" she asked. "You passed out due to stress, darling. we've been trying to wake you up for the past three minutes." said rarity."we were all worried about you. twilight looked around. only now did she notice that applejack was missing. "Wheres applejack?" she asked. fluttershy replied, "She walked in to the sunset because she was upset with her life and moved to clouds dale."