Extra Equestrial Mayhem

by kudzuhaiku


Chapter 7

Top secret! Redacted. Please use Alicorn Class authorisation spell to view document.

Information on need to know basis only. If you need to ask, you don't need to know.

Subject One AKA Bot Mot. Unicorn CNA. Navy blue pelt. Pink and light blue coloured hair and tail. Has pony ears. Shows a distressing ability to use magic when wiggling her ears. Subject is cheerful, highly resourceful, adaptive, and rather manipulative. Shows a high degree of social intelligence and is the leader of the three. Has an astoundingly high tolerance for chlorpromazine.

Subject Two AKA Cafe Mocha. Earth Pony CNA. Chocolate pelt. Cream and caramel coloured hair and tail. Has a freakish level of strength, with projected abilities as an adult currently unknown and incalculable. Rather well behaved. The quiet one. Shows a remarkable ability for problem solving. Eats four times as much as the other two put together. Somewhat pudgy. Known for infectious smile.

Subject Three AKA Betelgeuse AKA Luna’s Personal Nightmare AKA The Prober. Pegasus CNA. Pearlescent white pelt. Pastel pink and purple hair and tail. Known trouble maker. Shows a remarkable lack of fear. Natural risk taker. Exceptionally good risk assessment skills. High degree of physical agility. Flight potential: Very likely. Known instigator and master level manipulator. Shows a remarkable ability to violate personal space. Under no circumstance should you ever allow your guard to drop, as you will be probed with one moistened finger. Warning, subject runs faster than most pegasi can fly.

I can still feel that finger! L.