The Voice of Chaos

by xort


A New Dog

“What was that?” Screwball asked as she woke up. She could hear that it was raining and thundering, but something else had woken her up.
*Bark* *Bark* *Bark*
“Is there a dog outside? Discord what’s going?”
“How should I know?” he retorted.
*Bark* *Bark*
Screwball got up and walked over to the door and open it. “Oh,” she said after opening the door, sitting in front of her was a blue mare “Hello there, I thought I heard a dog out here, did you see one”
*Bark* *Bark*
“Oh...I guess that was you then huh” Screwball asked, this time not expecting an answer.
*Bark*
“I thought so”
“Oh will you shut up already” Discord said getting aggravated.
“Discord is this your doing?”
“No, not everything strange around here is because of me you know, somethings just happen on their own”
“Come on let’s get you inside and out of this rain”

***

Once screwball got the mare inside, she dried her off with a towel. “I don’t suppose you could tell me your name huh?” She notice a white band around the strange mares hoof. “What’s this?” she said lifting up her hoof to eye level. On it a name was written “Screwloose” she read aloud.
“let’s keep her” Discord chimed in
“What would I feed her?” She argued
“She’s still pony, feed her whatever you eat”
“Well, where will she sleep?”
“On your bed of course” he retorted
“What if someone comes looking for her, or if someone sees her what do I tell them?”
“We’ll figure it out when it comes to it”
“Alright then, we’ll keep her for now” She yielded
“Great! Why don’t you go get her some food”
“I guess I’ll go see what i have" Said the earth pony submissively.

***

Screwloose was thoroughly enjoying some hay fries though she was eating it like a dog.
“Well I’m going back to bed now, it’s been a long day for me. Come on screwloose.”