Pinkie sat at her light pink desktop, late at night, browsing funny cat videos on Hooftube when she decides that the government regulated pony internet wasn't cutting it for her. She then closes the typhoon of cat videos that was Hooftube and opens "Humanize" which was a program she made on her free time where it allowed ponies access to the human internet. Most of the coding was done by Twilight by force but Pinkie still feels inclined to say it was her who did it. When she opened the program her screen faded to black and then reopened in a more "Human" format. And with that, Pinkie's adventure into the human internet began.
"I don't remember taking this picture" Pinkie says to herself as she sees herself posing next to what appeared to be a mangled Rainbow Dash and in the background were the words "Life is a party" scrawled in blood. "This stuff is just SO weird. I mean... Why would I use red paint. Pink is WAY more my style. Also, why is Dash asleep during my party? This is just really silly" The pink mare said to herself, rolling her eyes.
Suddenly, she sees a link posted in the comments of the picture. The comment said: "Hay guys, did you hear about that webcomic that dude made? Link: www.idonnoificanputlinksinthestorysojustpretendthisisthelinkforhomestuck.com"
Another comment replied "Dewd, of corz I herd of it. It was madee 3 yearz ago! duhh"
"That guy must have hooves too" Pinkie said, stroking her fake beard that she got from Rarity as a birthday present.
Pinkie then decided she was inclined to click the link. She was met with a page that had what appeared to be a bucktoothed, armless boy. Under the pictures was the text that read "A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?"
"Uhm... His name will be... Jerryhoof Jones!" Pinkie shouted at her computer screen
Under the text was the link that had the words, "Enter name"
"Oh..."
And so Pinkie clicked... And clicked... And clicked... And clicked. 5 hours later, Pinkie somehow made it to Act Five: Subact One.
The Pink mare's poofy mane was now a ruffled mess but for one reason for another, the interesting colors distracted Pinkie further into the rabbit hole she found herself in.
"I'm so... HAPPY!" Pinkie said with a toothy grin.
A few minutes later Pinkie decided that she couldn't stay up any longer. She clicked "Save game" and then went off to sleep.
honk :o)