//------------------------------// // Ch.1: He Returns & Meets His Family All Over Again // Story: The Mane 6 Aren't Real // by trahzo //------------------------------// We start off with Spike & his PFF's eating at a picnic together. Also, it's Spring and there was not a cloud in the sky, not even the kind of cloud made by factories. "Girls, I'm so happy to have you all in my life!" "Yep, especially even though we're all fake!" Pinkie told him. "Wait, what do you mean fake?" Spike asked her "Oh, you've been in a comatose state eversince that incident on your 16th B-day!" Twilight explained to him. "Yeah, and your finally going to wake-up." Said Fluttershy. "Sorry darling, but this is where we say farewell!" Said Rarity. "Eeyup, later!" Said Applejack. "Later Squirt!" Said Rainbow Dash. "Bye!" Said Fluttershy Then everything started going white. "Wait, I don't want to leave you girls!" "Goodbye Spike, enjoy your life!" Said Twilight The Mane 6 started getting further and further away from him. "I've always loved you even though I'm a figment of your imagination!" Said Rarity. "Remember, to always smile!" Pinkie told him. "WAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!" Then he woke up! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Spike shrieked. He awoke in a hospital bed. He wore a green hospital gown. "If Rarity were here, she'd say these matched the curtains heh, heh." An I.V. was attached to his wrist, on his nightstand was a card that said get well soon. Signed Mom, Dad, Twin Sis and Big Sis "I wonder who cares about me in this world? Atleast I have a family." Then Nurse Red Heart walked in, to change the sheets. *Gasp!* "Prince Kembroath Gilspotten Heathspike, you're awake!" "Prince what?" "Doctor! Doctor!" "Yes, what is it?" "Dr.Whooves, get someone to alert the royal family. The Prince is awake at last!" "I'll stay here! You go tell the royal guard!" "Right away Doctor!" "(Nurse Red Heart & Dr.Whooves are real. I wonder who else is, and what royal family am I part of? How could I ever forget being a prince?)" He thought. Later... "Spike?" " 'Sup? " "Your family is here to pick you up, I'll let them all in." So they all entered. "Oh Spike, thank goodness you're back! Mommy was so worried!" Said Princess Celestia, while hugging him from the left of the bed. "So was I!" Said the girl who looked like Spike and hugging him from the right of the bed. "Your twin sister Barb missed you dude." "(Oh, so this is my twin, HOLD THE FLYING FUCK! Princess Celestia is my mom! How could I forget that!?)" "Umm, we were fairly worried to." Said Princess Luna. "Yeah, so would you give me some space so Big sis can hug him too." Said Screwball. "(Wait,Screwball is Discord's daughter, and she just called herself Big sis, that could only mean one thing!)" "Oh yeah, well you're a bigger one! Call you later stranger! Ah my son Spike, Daddy Discord sure missed you because now you get to go to the girly places these 4 usually drag you off to again! But seriously, I'm glad you're all better champ!" "(Discord is my dad!?)" "So Spike is there anything you'd like to say before we all go back to the castle?" "Just 1 thing." Then he took a deep breath. "HOW IN EQUESTRIA COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT YOU WERE ALL MY FAMILY!!!?"His shriek could be heard from out side the hospital and a stallion was making a huge decision. "That's right, how could I forget that family is more important!? Sorry my so called friends, but I'm sticking with my clan, and will marry the mare they want me to marry!" "Umm, can we get back to Spike's psychotic freak out?" "Pinkie, you're suppose to not exist in this story, go back to Dream Equestria!" "Sorry Mr. Narrator!" So yeah Spike was having psychotic freak out! "Wait, you forgot about us while in comatose?" Discord asked. "Yeah, Mom, you were the single monarch, that is until Aunt Luna came back after my friends defeated Nightmare Moon making her co-ruler. Dad, you were the spirit of chaos, causing havoc with Screwball by your side, but then my friends defeated you, then reformed you. Barb, you weren't in my dreams for some reason." "Your friends?" Asked Celestia. "Yeah, but I imagined all 6 of them, they weren't real after all." "What were their names?" asked Luna. "1st of all there's my Best friend, slash, big sis, slash, mother figure Princess Twilight Sparkle, who super smart & sees the magic of friendship. Next, is this awesome pegasus who easily pulls of the Sonic Rainboom & is as loyal as can be to her loved ones known as Rainbow Dash! Then there's this honest apple harvesting mare known as Applejack, I think at times she hinted to having a crush on me a few times. Then there's the Party thrower extrordinaire who's a little crazy at times, but really wants her friends to laugh & smile known as Pinkie Pie. Next is a very shy mare, she's kind & has the ability to communicate with all creatures, known as Fluttershy, but the strange thing is that she's a pegasus who's afraid of heights. Last & oh so definently not the least, an elegently white unicom so beautiful, so generous, so oh my goodness! Even though she was imaginary I still love her *Sigh.* Rarity." "Wait, did you just say Rarity?" Asked Screwball. "Yeah, wait is she real?" "Not really, I mean she's the twin sister of Nightmare Moon who are both in your royal harem but, she's not the color white." "What's her name?" "Nightmare Rarity." In the background you could hear a piano's keys being slammed hard. "Spike, is something wrong?" "No no, let's just go home." "Alright." Then Discord snapped his fingers teleporting them to Canterlot Castle.