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// Ponyland 
// Story: an unnecessary remake of the last human(s) 
// by rainbowderp117 
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	I took a little walk to have a look around my area "great" I said "on one side their is a town filled with ponies and on the other their  is a creepy forest that I can hear screaming from". I took my chances and decided to head towards the town with the demon pony things. I hid in a bush looking for a way to get in the town without getting spotted "Ponyville? Wow that is the most uncreative name I have ever heard. I walk towards the town I hadn't noticed the steep drop until I fell face first on the dirt and rocks "DAMN IT" I yelled. I heard footsteps coming in my directions and immediately stood up and flew into the nearest bush "those pony things almost caught me". There was two of them one with a light green hair or whatever you call it and a tattoo of a lyre on its butt I couldn't Identify what the other looked like because the bush was blocking the view (and the author is lazy).		
The one I couldn't see let out a sigh and said "Lyra why do you even try you know you humans aren't real right?" 
The one I suppose is named Lyra looked at the others direction "I know the human was here I could sense him" it said. They both then walked away from where they thought I was or at least one of them thought I was.
"That was a close one" I said walking out of the bush I looked back at the town and saw an alley way "jackpot". I slowly slid into the alleyway without getting noticed and looked at the inner part of the town there was ponies walking in all directions buying,selling, and anything else you would normally do except you would be a pony.

Gary had no idea where he was he walked around like a drunk man through a house that wasn't his "where am I" he said walking around in a room that was colorful and filled with animals. He looked at a couch with some cute yellow pegasus pony thing sitting on it and had a confused expression on it's face "what are you" he said to it.
"Y-y-you can talk?" it was surprised probably because drunk people have a difficult time speaking not that Gary was drunk or anything.
"I'm talking right now aren't I?" He said and tripped over a little white bunny and fell on his face "where am I anyway?"
"You're in my house stay here I need to get my friend she may be able to help you" she said and quickly flew away.
"You know what screw this" he then ran out the things house in a random direction like a drunk man.

I found a house with a door open and decided to sneak around in it "nice I'm gonna need this" I said as I picked up a knife of cutting I looked behind me "why does it have to be like this" I said looking directly at a pony who was probably watching me this whole time.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled the pony.