Spike and the squad were sitting and just eating some crackers, drinking some water, and talking. Out of nowhere, a pony randomly made a smart joke about another one. Then the other one got up and just started kussing him out. "Dude, c'mon! It's not like I meant it or anything."
"I'll kick your ass if you do it again!"
"DO IT! COME ON, THEN! LET'S GO!" He jumped into the other pony's ear. That's when he got hit with a stick in the face.
"Aw, you BASTARD!" They just locked onto eachother and were punching eachother in the faces. No one tried to stop the fight. Instead, they just yelled stuff like, "BITE HIS EAR! SNATCH HIS HAIR! PICK UP ANOTHER STICK! SLAM HIM INTO A TREE!"
Finally, they just fell, and there was a tan dust cloud. All you could see were two grey silhoutes that were rolling around and punching. The only thing you could hear was, "AH! OOH! PUH!" Finally, it was clear. Their eyes were pink, they had blood on their noses and lips, and they weren't moving as fast as before. They were SOAKED in sweat.
Spike thought of the dust, and yelled, "THROW DIRT IN HIS EYES!" They got back up and were crouched after he said it. Silent, still, ready. Then one just spit in the other's face.
Then he jumped him and beat him unconcious while he tried to clean his face. Every pony got up and cheered. Spike was just glad for something to cure his boredom.