The Element of Chaos

by JakeDrake

Why you don't work with Fillies.

Disclaimer: I own only my OC and a few ideas, nothing more, mostly it's owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust Plus this was a wee bit rushed.

He looked at them before they started to scream and jump up backwards. Where they landed was on a long plank of wood which bowed and snapped up. The plank, as if guided by a higher power, was right under Jake. It went straight up and hit him between his legs. He gave a screech of pure pain falling over making the club house shake and the trio of ponies ran out.
He laid on the floor groaning loudly in pain, he had his eyes screwed shut and said with his voice a few octaves above what it was a moment ago, "Why me?" He laid there in pain groaning in pain holding his crotch.
The three fillies stood outside hiding behind a tree, listening and watching the club house. Scootaloo walked forward and peaked through the doorway seeing the Draconequus laying on the floor curled up. She moved closer before the other two could pull her back.
"Uh, Are you okay?" She asked poking the odd creature in the side. She kept poking until Applebloom pulled her back by her tail and out of the club house.
"What are y'all doin? Discord could've turned you into a tree!" Applebloom said to her friend while Sweetie Belle poked her head around the doorway seeing Jake still curled up in pain. He gave another pain filled sound. Making Sweetie Belle move in closer and poking him with her leg.
"He doesn't look like Discord...I mean...Wasn't Discord all Grey? This looks more black and red..." Sweetie Belle said as Scootaloo got away from Applebloom who rose an eyebrow and walked closer herself.
"I guess y'all are right..." She said poking him herself.
"Please stop doing that." He said in a hushed tone still having his eyes closed and got up slowly as the three fillies moved back.
"Who are you? And...What are you?" Scootaloo asked looking up at Jake as he rose up still having pain on his face.
"I'm Jake." He said looking down at them before stooping as if to sit on the ground, "I'm something called a Draconequus, whatever that means..."
"Oh oh! That's what Discord was!" Applebloom said, "She said a Draconequus was a being of...um...Chaos!"
"No she said it was Discord. Remember? She had us right a paper..." Sweetie belle said flatly making Applebloom chuckle nervously rubbing the back of her head. They looked back to him who was still leaning over holding his legs together.
"Who is Discord? I heard his name more than a few times but no one is saying Who he was." He asked looking at the three ponies.
"Well...He was this weird bunch of different things thrown together." Applebloom said, "He is really old! Older than the princesses even! But he could do a lot of different stuff." She looked at her friends, "Remember when he made the desks and pencils all turn to chocolate?" They laughed at this and Scootaloo even pulled out a chocolate stick looking like a pencil and took a bite smiling.
"So...He could turn stuff into other stuff?" He asked the fillies raising his strange eye brow.
"Not only that! He could make stuff happen too, like he made it rain chocolate milk, made flowers turn into lollipops, and made the clouds cotton candy." Scootaloo said licking her lips.
"Weird..." He looked at himself, "So is that why you screamed? You thought I'd do stuff like that? I mean...He didn't seem that bad."
"Well...He did try and take over Equestria and turn the world into a big ball of pure Chaos..." Sweetie belle said biting her lower lip. This made Jake whistle a bit somewhat amazed and somewhat wondering what happened to him. If he was a Draconequus too, wouldn't it mean he could do things like that too? He didn't want to do any of those things, well turning things to chocolate he did, but he wanted to know.
"How did he do it though?" He asked making the fillies look at him and put their hooves under their chins making a slight humming as they though.
"I think...He snapped his fingers." Applebloom finally said looking at her hooves as if wondering if she could snap with them.
"Maybe you can do this stuff too!" Scootaloo said now excited, as Jake nodded looking around and at his fingers. Before he could lift them to give them a snap he heard a voice from a small ways away.
"Sugar Cube, I heard y'all and your friends hollarin. What's wrong over here?" Came the voice making Jake move to press himself against the wall.
"It's my sister! Maybe she'll know more about Discord!" Applebloom said almost running out before Scootaloo pulled her back.
"You dummy, she fought Discord with the rest of the elements! She'll probably try and buck him into next week!" Scootaloo said pointing at Jake making him sweat.
"Listen! Just um...Keep her stalled or something. The last pony I met before you was Pinkie and she tried to smash me. I'd rather not get the crap kicked out of me when I dodged the threat of a giant mallet!" He said looking scared wondering what he had done to deserve this.
"Don't worry partner. We'll keep my Big Sister busy, sneak out the window and we'll stay here to keep her busy till you're outta range." Applebloom said smiling and nodding to the other two quietly saying, "Cutie Mark Crusaders, Distraction!"
He nodded to them going to the window and said "Thanks, I owe ya. If you see the Purple unicorn tell her I'm going to Fluttershy's house." He slipped out the back and raced down the rows of apple trees when Applejack walked into the club house looking around.
"What were y'all doin in here? Fightin a gator?" She asked moving the board into place as best she could.
"Um...Nope! Just talkin to a new friend." Applebloom said nodding winking to the other two making them nod quickly.
"Really, who was it?" She asked looking at her little sister and her friends making them nervously smile.
"It was...It was...Jake! He's a pony who's got lost in the fields and we gave him directions to Ponyville. He didn't notice the fence and came through a hole in it." Applebloom said nodding when Applejack rose an eyebrow.
"Is this Jake Feller the same Jake who Twi told me about, the one that looks like the varmint Discord?" She asked making the trio smile sheepishly and nod.
"Which way did he run? Twi told me to stay on the lookout for 'im when she saw Pinkie Pie wielding her POW hammer..." She asked and quietly muttered, "How she pulls that thing outta no where makes me wonder."
"He said he was going back to Fluttershy's house." Sweetie belle said. Pointing down the row where he ran after slipping out of the window. When Applejack looked down the road she saw something in the sky, a rainbow streak following a blue Pegasus.
"Oh no..." She said jumping out of the window and racing down the row after the Draconequus before the blue streak got to him.
As Jake ran down the rows he could hear yelling from above him, he looked up and saw something coming straight for him before it crashed into him yelping.
"Gah! Get off get off! Help! I'm being attacked!" Jake yelled as he was slammed into one of the surrounding trees by the blue streak. Before he suddenly felt a large apple land on his head with a thump, the thing that ran into him jumped off and flew off while he could only see stars and everything was fuzzy before he felt a large amount of something nearly crush him under it's weight. Burying him under a whole tree of apples, the last thing he heard was, "Rainbow dash what in Tarnation were you thinkin?!?"