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// The Overlord and the Sisterhooves Social part 1 
// Story: The Overlord 
// by Space Wizard Novablast 
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"Come back here you thieving, conniving, pounder!" Miss cake yelled as she chased Jack through the streets. Jack himself carrying about 10 cupcakes in his arms and occasionally dropping some in his haste to get away from what he thought of as an angry rolling pin on legs.

"Can't catch meeeee!" Jack teased, catching a corner and quickly running out of sight.

directly into Ollie.

"You have exactly five seconds to explain before I incinerate you and trap your soul within the deepest depths of hades." Ollie whispered, grabbing Jack by the lapels and holding him right up against his face. "And after I've reincarnated you, you will explain to me why you're continually stealing cupcakes of all things."

"That's great and all Ollie." Jack said, seemingly ignoring his employers threats. "But I'm kind of in a a hurry so if you could put me do-"

And that was all he said before Ollie jammed his hand straight through his chest and let his soul fly directly into the ground.

"Bitch." Ollie snuffed, dropping the corpse, wanting to wait for jacks torment to extend a little longer.





Down in the deepest depths of Hades, the god of death himself didnt exactly expect Jack to come dropping down onto his dinner table.

"So, you pissed him off again?" Hades asked, wiping chicked grease from his face and taking another bite straight after, making the previous action completely unnecssary. 

Jack lifted his head just enough to look the black robed Lord straight in the eye.

"Just get me the fuck out of here, painlessly if possible."





"You son of a bitch!" Jack screamed, chasing Ollie across the rooftops brandishing a fireaxe that by all means he shouldnt be able to even lift two inches off the ground? "Why the hell did i have to die there? And why the fuck is my penis missing?"

"Don't ask me, Jackass." Ollie yelled, shooting a single fireball in Jack's general direction, "Why dont you ask that piece of trailer trash that brought you back to life?" he yelled again, firing yet another ball of flaming death and sarcasm.

which hit a rather large tent.

"Is it possible for you two nutcases NOT to wreck something for more than a minute?!" Both could hear from where the fiery projectile had hit. The voice turned out to belong to none other than the love of Ollies evil life. Princess Luna herself. Her glorious, overreacting, flying, royal, magic, self.

"I am so sorry my glorius cruel and beautiful concubine!" Ollie almost sang, extending a hand towards her. "Could you indulge your faithful servant and explain what you were carrying around?" The hand he had extended lit on fire, "And whether or not i shall rally the pitiful peasants to aid you?"

Luna sighed, and her brows quickly furrowed to set an example. "Where preparing for the Sister-hooves social. An annual event where the sisters of Equestria teams up and participate in different activities to win......"

"Some stupid ribbon i bet." Jack whined. "With some sort of rainbow pattern and stars in the middle to mark the greatness of 'friendship!" 

"umm, Jack, i think youre hurting poor Ollie."

Indeed, Ollie was currently lying on his back, foam gathering at his non-exsistent lips. He was twitching and spasming in totally sparatic way.

"Eh, dont worry, hell be back in a few minutes."





"In the name of Chronos himself Overlord, first Jack, and now you?" Hades yelled. Picking up the wrecked spirit of the Dark Lord. "Whats happening in that weird world?"

"Hades, just get me back."

"Pssh." hades huffed. "Ive never Experienced a more impatient individual than you." Hades eyes glazed over a bit before he nodded meanfully. "WIth the exception of Kratos, dude never shuts up."

"Hades, just get me the fuck back to the surface world!" Ollie yelled, pointing a single flaming finger.

"Gees, impatience is not a virtue, despite what you may think!"





"Did you say a 500 bits price?!" Was all Ollie could hear as he woke up. But to Jack's credit, it actually did get Ollie back on his legs.

"500 bits?" Ollie asked, his tongue still not quite working as his soul had only just entered his body. So it sounded more like "fluve hrundred Blurts?"

"Yes Ollie." Luna nodded with a smile, thanful for having them distracted for at least a little while. "We've replaced the usual price of ribbons with 500 bits in price money."

"Where do we sign up?" Jack asked excitedly, with Ollie nodding fevorly right beside him.

"Sorry guys, only Mares can enter,"





Literally five seconds later, the door to the library was ripped from its hinges, as Jack yelled.....

"Twilight, do you know a gender switching spell?!"