Jason's Grand Tour of Equestria

by Paradox Theory


Morning in Ponyville....Sucks

The morning light shined into the room, causing Jason to bolt upright. scanning the room told him that he was still in Ponyville, the library to be exact.
"Breakfast!" Twilight called.
"Why couldn't this happen to Drake?" Jason muttered to himself.
A few minutes later found Jason sitting at the table with spike and Twilight.
"So how does your friend know about us?" Spike asked as he chomped on an emerald.
"Sorry but that would take too long to explain, and I would like to leave today." Was Jason's answer.
"We have time, just a few minutes please?" Twilight asked.
Jason sighed as two pairs of puppy dog eyes broke his will.
"Alright, fine." Jason said to the enjoyment of Twilight and Spike.

"And that is how I know of you." Jason finished, hours after he started. He then jumped in shock when he noticed that all of the main six were there, having shown up during the explanation.
"I don't believe there is such a thing as electricity." Twilight stated.
"Yeah? Well Yippie for you." Jason retorted, his eyes now on the map.
"The Everfree forest holds the entrance eh?" Jason muttered to himself.
"I'm leaving." He announced, "See you never." And with that he left the library and headed out to the streets.

A few hours of walking later found Jason at the entrance of the forest. It was impossible for one to see into the forest past the first line of trees. Jason stood there, debating whether or not to enter until he heard a scream coming from the forest.
"Hang on! I'm coming!" Jason yelled, hoping whoever it was could hear him.
Jason dove into the forest following the screams toward their source. Eventually he had left the trail and could no longer see anything. The dark of the forest ever thickening, along with the sounds of the fores getting quieter.
"Help!" a voice nearby screamed.
Jason turned towards the voice, and ran. A few seconds later, he burst into a clearing, to find three fillies. A white unicorn, an orange pegasus, and a yellow earthpony.
"Help!' The unicorn called, looking at Jason.
"Whats the problem?" Jason called back. As soon as the words left his mouth all three fillies gasped.
"It can talk!" The pegasus exclaimed.
"Its the Timberwolves! They've been chasing us!" The earthpony called out. Silence hit the clearing.
"I don't hear anything." Jason whispered. turning to the girls he said aloud, "We should get out of here before they return."
"Okay!" The three chirped, only to go quiet as a growl could be heard through the clearing. The four turned towards the sound, and froze as they looked right at the eyes of the wolf.
Without warning, the wolf jumped.
Jason had never been more scared in his entire life. And as the wolf got closer Jason shouted, causing him and the girls to unfreeze.
"Run!" Jason shouted, turning to the left. With the girls right behind him, Jason ran into the forest.
Turning this way and that Jason led the frightened fillies through the forest.
Minutes turned into hours, and though the wolf had disappeared, they did not stop running.
Suddenly Jason spotted a cave.
"Quick, inside!" He hollered, heading for the opening.
As soon as the four were inside the cave, the entrance collapsed.
"Well, great!" Jason shouted to no one in particular. "Now who are you three?" He asked, turning towards them.
"Scootaloo!" The pegasus announced, "My name is Scootaloo.'
"I'm Sweetie Belle, How do you do?" The unicorn politely stated.
"Just fine thank you." Jason replied automatically, he then mentally slapped himself for answering.
"And you are...?" Jason asked the earth pony.
"Applebloom." She stated, then the three looked at each other with grins and shouted:

"And we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" "Yaaaaay!"

"Now I remember you..." Jason muttered to himself, remembering the second reason why he hated the show.
"So why were you in the forest girls?" he asked them.
"Well you see Mr. ..um.. what is your name?" Sweetie asks.
"Jason Wright, and as you were saying?" Jason replies.
"Oh, well, we were looking for Zecora when we heard my sister and her friends calling for.... you." Sweetie answered, realization hitting her.
"And so you went looking for me and ran into a timberwolf?" Jason finished.
"Yep! And now we'er suck here with you!" Scootaloo cheered.
"Great!" Jason said, "Now I'm gonna look around and you are gonna sit still. Got it?
When they nodded their heads, Jason stood up and looked around, the cave they were in was small, the collapse cutting off one tunnel along with the entrance, leaving only one tunnel open.
Taking a deep breath Jason walked Toward the last tunnel, hoping to find another exit.
"Stay here until I get back." Jason called over his shoulder to the CMC. Looking forward again, Jason started down the tunnel.
The tunnel itself was awfully short, ending in a circular room with only one book atop a pedestal. Walking forward carefully, Jason approached the book, and very slowly he picked it up.
The book was old, the cover a royal purple, trimmed with gold. It was locked with a small golden lock one would find on a diary.
Prodding the lock with a finger, Jason jumps as it falls open, and the world around him fades.