//------------------------------// // The first bad day in a long line of bad days (Prologue) // Story: Jason's Grand Tour of Equestria // by Paradox Theory //------------------------------// “Hey Jason!” Drake called. “What?” Jason asks. “Are you ever going to change your mind about MLP?” Drake asks, his eyes growing wide. “Crap, stop using the puppy dog eyes on me!” Jason complains. “No, you know I hate it!” “Aw, come on! It’s the Breezie episode!” Drake exclaims. “Don’t care.” Jason states in mono tone. Drake had been doing this for nearly four years now. Ever since the first episode came on air, Drake was in love with it. “Fine! I’ll watch it without you!” Drake raged, “See you tomorrow then.” Jason sighed, shaking his head he turned toward his navy blue car and got in. A few minutes later Jane, Jason's sister, hopped in the passenger seat. "I just wanna go home." Jane sighed, before Jason could ask her about her day. Jason and Jane were identical twins, dark brown hair, brilliant blue eyes, and both were tall. Between their differences both of them loved another, and this love, it created a telepathic bond. "Today was horrible." Jane thought. "Agreed." Jason thought back. Soon Jason was no longer paying attention to the road, his mind going back to the dare Drake forced him into. Begin Memory "Just do it." Drake urged. "No." Jason responded. "It's the rule of the dare." Mace, a redhead, stated. "Just ask her." Drake pleaded. "What will you do if I don't?" Jason asked. Drake got a fearsome grin. "Make you watch every episode of MLP to date!" "Fine! I'll ask her out." Jason yelled, loud enough to be heard across campus. While Jason had been yelling, he didn't notice a girl walking up behind him. "Excuse me, but ask who out?" she asked. Jason turned to face her. "Miranda?" Jason asked, suddenly in shock from talking to his crush. "Really?' Miranda replied, "Well it seems you're in luck, because I was going to ask you the same thing!" "...." Jason said. "Meet me at the park at eight, kay?" Miranda asked. "Kay" Jason answered, still in shock. "What just happened?" End Memory Meanwhile in a town known as Ponyville. "Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes! Twilight Sparkle cheered, holding what looked like a journal in her magenta aura. "What is it Twilight?" Spike the Dragon asked. "It's the secret journal of Starswirl the Bearded!" Twilight replied with glee. Without waiting another second she opened the journal to a summoning spell. "What does homo-sapien mean?" Twilight wondered aloud. "Huuuuuuumaaaaaaans!" A far off voice howled. "I swear," Spike growled, "Lyra keeps getting creepier everyday." "Spike, take this list and go round up the girls, we're going to summon a human." Twilight instructed, already drawing a chalk circle. Meanwhile on Earth. "I want you home by 10:00. Got it?" Mrs.Wright asked looking her son over one more time. "Got it ma, I love you." Jason said, giving his mom a peck on the cheek "Have fun son." Mr.Wright said, clapping Jason on the back. "I will." Jason assured him. "Bye bro, stay safe' Jane thought. "You too sis." Jason thought back. Taking one more look over himself, Jason waved one last time, stepped out the door, and vanished in a flash of brilliant white light. "What is it?" a female voice asked. "Why, I've never seen anything like it." Another female voice exclaimed. "According to the Journal, It is a human." A third explained. "I wonder if he likes parties?" a fourth voice asked. "Pinkie, How do you know it is a he?" A fifth voice asked. "Silly Applejack, this is one of those things I told you were always watching us." Pinkie answered. "Wait a minute," Jason said aloud, "Pinkie? Applejack?" Realization hit Jason like a bag of bricks. "Please tell me I'm not in Ponyville." He asked. "Okay I won't tell you." Pinkie replied. "Can you please tell us your name sir?" The third voice asked. Jason opened his eyes and locked them with Twilights, "Jason Wright, and you're Twilight Sparkle," he announced, and then he started pointing around the room. "and your friends are: Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy." Silence hit the room, and Jason scanned it until his eyes landed on a purple and green creature. "And that is Spike the Dragon." Jason said, his finger now pointing at him. "And how do you know all our names?" Rainbow asked, a glare on her face. "I have a friend who is a fan of yours." Jason replied, now standing and stretching, "And now I'm going home." "But you can't," Twilight whispered, looking at her hooves, "I can't find a reversal spell in here." "Great, just great!" Jason exclaimed, "Now what do I do?" "Well the book mentioned a place where great knowledge could be found," Twilight stated, looking through the journal, "but it's across Equestria." "Well it looks like I'm walking then, good bye!" Jason exclaimed, heading out the door. He stopped, Guess I'll need a map. he thought to himself. And with that he walked back inside to get one. Meanwhile on Earth A young woman stood in the park, waiting. A few minuets passed and two people could bee seen walking towards her. A male and female. "Well?" The young woman asked. "He's been teleported." The man answered. "Good, and you girl, do you have the crystal?" The woman asked. "Indeed, soon the void will open for us!" The girl answered. "Not too loud!" the woman hissed, "No one must know of our plans." "Sorry." The girl whispered, "What about Jason?" she asked. "His choice will come, but for know he must stay there until we arrive." The woman answered. The three then went their separate ways, laughing all the way.