Distorted Departure

by fluttercord45


love


The setting sun slowly gave way to Luna’s moon as night grew closer. Discord and Fluttershy were enjoying the swirls of color in the sky as they proceeded with their picnic. It was the perfect spot for an evening outing: it was at the top of a hill, a massive tree housing birds of all kinds that would chirp and sing well into the night. The delicacies the two had brought further made this a lasting memory.


“How about a nice strawberry, Fluttershy?” In an instant, he displayed a few strawberries in his paw. “These ones here are very large and really sweet. The flavor literally starts dancing in your mouth!” After proving his point by having the fruit grow legs and perform a small jig, Discord stretched his arm out to the Pegasus.

“Sure, I’ll try one.” Fluttershy took a small bite, the tiniest piece…

And it felt like heaven. It was sweeter than Pinkie’s sweetest pastries, an unending party of exquisite flavors dancing on her tongue.

“Well, what do you think?”

“I… I’ve never tasted a strawberry that sweet before!” Fluttershy hungrily took another bite.

“Of course! I ‘pick’ them from a field hidden to everybody else. And it’s good that only I know, because the fruit tastes so good that nobody, not even you, could resist eating them all.” He smiled as she watched the pegasus devour all the strawberries in a second, her cheeks reddening as she noticed what she had done. “Now, Fluttershy, c-could you be a dear and get me a cup a tea from the basket, please,” he requested politely.

“Of course, Discord.” Fluttershy began to take out all of the basket’s contents when she noticed a small black box.

I don’t remember putting this here.

Curious as she was, she took out the item and found a small letter right below it. Taking note of the… unique handwriting, she read every word as her eyes grew in surprise.

Underneath that shy character, you are the most attract beautiful pony I have ever met. You are so kind to all the other ponies and creatures, and you have the most wonderful voice I have heard in my thousands of years here. When you sing, I could listen to your sweet voice all day. I get lost in your wondrous eyes, those sparkling jewels like twinkling stars in the night sky. When I look at you, I feel overwh entranced by your beauty. The way your smooth pink mane smells like the most fragrant roses…

It’s hard for me to write something this sappy, and to tell you the truth, this is still new to me. But for you, my dear, I would do anything.

Will you marry me?

The blush on her cheeks was almost uncontrollable as read and reread that small note, not noticing the way the draconequus was fidgeting. She finally mustered the courage to peek inside that unknown container as she slowly raised the lid…

To reveal a shimmering diamond ring.

“Oh… my…”

The jewel itself was one of the prettiest she had seen, easily rivaling even the most expensive gems she had seen in Rarity’s boutique. The fading colors of light in the sky danced inside the diamond, and Fluttershy could swear she spotted miniature butterflies flying around inside.

Discord wrapped his arm around her, attempting to hide his anxiety. “So, what do you say, Flutters?”

“I… I don’t know what to say…”

Noticing the hesitation, Discord gently took her free hoof in his paw. Fluttershy took her eyes off the ring, silently gazing into his eyes.

“It would make me happier than I’ve ever been.”

And so she remembered all the times they had spent together. It had been five months since the first time they said those three words, when they had confessed their love to each other… and they enjoyed every minute they were together. No matter that he was the King of Chaos and she an Element of Harmony: it was like they were meant to be together.

That was when Fluttershy slowly pulled out a piece of paper from her saddlebag, handing it to the waiting draconequus. He began to read, and no sooner had he finished when Fluttershy began to speak.

“There was another reason I wanted to have this picnic, Discord. Y-you see, I w—

“Eep!”


The draconequus’s hug caught her unawares as she was suddenly lifted to the sky. A moment later, Fluttershy opened her eyes and found herself staring right into Discord’s eyes. No words needed to be said. it was the perfect moment, both of them happier than anyone could describe as they kissed, slowly descending back onto the grass.


Sweet Apple Acres. From the outside, nobody would have noticed anything different, but everyone knew it would soon hold one of the most important milestones in the life of one of Equestria’s saviors. In fact, every pony was waiting patiently for the pegasus in question to come out.

“Hold still, Fluttershy! I’m almost done with the dress.”

“O-okay. I’ll try.”

“Aaaaaaand done! What do you think, darling? The perfect dress for this perfect occasion.” Rarity led her to a mirror, and Fluttershy could not believe her eyes.

To say that she was surprised would be an understatement. Majestic white vines of thread wrapped beautifully around her hooves as the light green hues of her dress accented her love of nature. Small, colorful flowers filled her pink mane, adding to its natural sheen. The dress was otherwise white as snow, except for the one single gem around her neck. The jewel, a present from her favorite draconequus, was as green as the grass of the most luscious meadows, sparkling ever so slightly in the light.

“Rarity… It’s lovely.” Fluttershy gave the dress a small twirl as she smiled. “Do you think he’ll like it?”

“Like it? Darling, he’ll love it! You look positively stunning!” Rarity’s eyes began to water as the realization hit her. “Well… This is it… I can’t believe one of my friends is getting married… I’m so proud of you, Fluttershy.”

“Thank you for everything, Rarity. I know that at first you didn’t want Discord n—”

“Now, now, let’s not talk about the past. It’s your big day today.”

Spike quickly poked his head in from behind the door as he searched for Rarity. “Hey, is the bride ready?"

“Just a moment, Spikey Wikey.” Rarity turned her head back to the yellow mare. “Are you ready?”

Fluttershy breathed in and out slowly, recognizing the importance of what she was going to do, remembering all the ponies who are outside and will be watching her every move.

Oh, what if I accidentally trip and my dress rips and everypony starts laughing at me, or if I d—

No, keep it together. Everything will go fine.

“I’m ready.”

“Okay, Spike, you can take her now.”

The purple dragon held the door open as Fluttershy exited. All the ponies stood up as she slowly walked down the aisle, attempting to control her breathing as the music started to play. In no time, she reached the very front, right beside the love of her life.

“Now, aren’t you cute with a tux, Discord!”

“I’m still not used to dressing nice, but anything for you, dear. In fact, you look even more beautiful, Fluttershy.”

“Do you really think so?” Her blush did not go unnoticed, and Discord was about to speak when the music stopped. Everypony sat down as Twilight stepped forward and took her place in front of the couple.

“I’ve always wanted to do this! I-I mean, let’s get started.

“Since the dawn of Equestria ponies have always forged a path toward their destinies. From the time we receive our Cutie Marks and even before, we all strive to find our true harmony. When the paths of two ponies… or, in this case, a pony and a draconequus… intertwine in love, it is truly a special thing, but it is never simple. By choosing to gallop together you accept all the triumphs and hardships that the other will face as your own.” Twilight shifted her gaze towards the pegasus.

"Fluttershy… will you walk this road with Discord? Will you go forward, hoof in hoof, to wherever your path may lead?"

Without hesitation, she looked into Discord’s eyes and responded: “I do.”

“And you, Discord, will you walk this road with Fluttershy? Will you go forward, hoof in hoof, to wherever your path may lead?”

The draconequus paid no attention to her as he lost himself in Fluttershy’s stunning eyes, sparkling like jewels. He felt himself whisked away to a new world, one where it was just the two of them holding on to each other, never letting go.

“Um… Discord, are you okay?” Twilight began to poke the draconequus as he returned to the real world.

“Wha-huh, oh, yes, yes, I’m fine, just zoned out, is all.”

“Ooookay, then.” Twilight cleared her throat before continuing. “Will you go forward, hoof in hoof, to wherever your path may lead?"

“I do.”


“Excellent. Now, may I have the rings?” Spike presented the rings to the unicorn, who placed the first on Discord’s claw and the other around Fluttershy neck.

“Fluttershy and Discord, you have sworn to brave the road of life together. May you find harmony along your journey, and you may now now kiss.”

It was the kiss that sealed everything…

And it was perfect.

Every pony began to scream in joy, whistles abound, but the couple paid them no heed.

“I will love you no matter what,” Fluttershy whispered.

“And I will always feel the same way. I’ll always be here for you.” Both of them walked through the aisle, hoof in claw as Pinkie’s streamers showered down. The reception, still at Sweet Apple Acres, was one of the best parties Pinkie Pie could have organized. Ponies galore were playing, eating, dancing, and talking amongst themselves. Fluttershy simply watched as they had fun.

“This is the best day of my life.”

She turned to her new husband and gave him a smile, to which he responded with a kiss on the cheek.

“Okay, everypony, make room for the bride and groom to slow dance!” Pinkie Pie shouted as she set up the music for the occasion.

“May i have this dance, my wife?” Discord held out his paw at the happy pegasus.

“Why of course, my husband,” she replied as she let him lead her to the dance floor. With one hoof in claw and the other in paw, they began to sway to the melody.

“To the end of our road. Ponies really will say that back then.”

“Now, aren’t you cute when you don’t make sense, Discord?”

“What’s the fun in making sense? I haven’t been this happy in forever!”

Fluttershy giggled as she explained. “That’s because I’m here now, and I’m all yours. I do hope you think of me as more than a ‘friend’ now.” They kissed once more as they continued to dance, every pony watching the couple’s graceful movements.

“They look so cute together! I can’t help it! I’m going to explode!” Pinkie quickly galloped out of the barn as she held her breath.

“He better not break her heart else he’ll be talking to me,” Rainbow Dash commented as she crossed her forelegs.

“Relax, Rainbow. He wouldn’t do that.”

“And how do you know for sure, Twilight?”

“Well, Fluttershy loves Discord, and he loves her back. Neither would benefit if the other one were hurt.”

“Ah hope you’re right about this, ‘cause Ah still don’t feel right about them two together,” Applejack replied.

“Really, Applejack? On her wedding day?” Rarity shot a disapproving glance at the farmer.

“Ah’m just telling the truth as Ah see it.”

Time flew by as the couple was having fun; soon, the night sky was proudly displaying its twinkling stars as the last of the invitees left the barn.

“Are you ready to go, my dear Fluttershy?”

“I’m ready.”

Discord scooped his wife up, and with a snap of his paw they teleported into Fluttershy’s room. To the mare’s surprise, however, it was not how she had left it. Her bed and pillows had been shaped into hearts, and rose petals were spread out on top of them. Candles were the only source of light, Fluttershy noticed as Discord gently lay her down on the bed.

“Now that we’re alone…” He moved in closer and gave her a kiss. As he admired her beauty, however, she noticed a small inkling of doubt in his wife.

“What’s the matter, Fluttershy?”

“I… I’m just nervous,” she muttered. “This big step we are about to take… to tell you the truth, I’m a bit scared.”

“Don’t worry,” Discord replied as she looked directly into her eyes. “If you don’t like what I’m going to do, then tell me, and I’ll be happy to stop and just hold you in my arms.”

“Okay… Discord?”

“Yes, my love?”

Her lips approached his as she moved closer.

“I love you with all my heart.”

“And I love you too, Fluttershy.” They locked lips one more time before the draconequus snapped, putting out the candlelights.