MLP: The Return of Mareaxe

by B. J. Williams


Derpy Trolls the Demons

The possessed fillies were out in Rocky Flats. It was described as a rocky desert with mesas and plateaus. Then, possessed Sweetie Belle (Noghkali) turned to possessed Apple Bloom (Anvanver).
“So, why are we here again?” Noghkali asked.
“We are here at Rocky Flats to capture Derpy Hooves while she is working.” Anvanver replied. “Ansirt (referring to possessed Scootaloo), were you able to get the lie around to Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack that we were going to help Derpy today?”
“Yes sir.” Ansirt replied. “I can’t believe they fell for it.”
“Good. I have many plans to capture Derpy Hooves.”
“Oh really. How many?”
“About six of them, they are bound to work.” He pulled out six blue prints from Apple Bloom’s saddlebag and revealed the blue prints. “This is what we will do as he revealed the first plan to the other two. “Now, who wants to do what?”
“These plans require her to fly low.”
“These flats are swarming with high flying predators, and the safe way through here is walking or flying low.” So, they each gathered two plans and the last one they would work together on.

Anvirt had a bomb in her right hoof. The bomb was a round black bomb with a fuse. In her left hoof was a match. The plan was to disable Derpy’s flying using the bomb. She noticed that Derpy was coming. She lit the match and lit the fuse. But as soon as the flame lit the fuse, the bomb exploded. This left Scootaloo completely black with some charred fur. Derpy just passed her. “What the hell.” she said. “Did this bomb have a short fuse?”
Later, she loaded herself to a pony-sized slingshot to boost her speed to catch Derpy. As Derpy came by, she launched herself from the slingshot. Derpy saw something about to cross her path but she could tell who or what it was. So, she stopped to let it pass. Scootaloo had zoomed past her. Then, Derpy continued on her way. Scootaloo hit the side of a cliff hard. Then, a giant rock from above landed on top of her. “Ouch.”
“What was that?” Derpy thought. “Probably, a rock slide but at least I’m safe.”

“Since, the plans Anvirt chose didn’t work,” said Noghkali. “ The ones I chose will.” She stated as she set up a steel wall. The wall was attached to a pulley with the rope tied to the rock on the other end. It would fall after she would cut the rope with an axe. Derpy was coming her way. Noghkali cut the rope. Derpy went by but the wall didn’t come down. She messed with the ropes. She sighed. “The wall must be stuck. Oh well, time to move to the next one.” She sped toward the next area. The wall came down and she slammed into the wall creating a huge dent. The wall fell over afterward.
In the next area, she put explosives on blueberry muffins, Derpy’s favorite treat. She put it on the road. The explosion would throw Derpy back into a wall into submission. Derpy came and found the muffin.
“Nice, there’s a free muffin.” Derpy said. She noticed there was dust on the muffin. “Uh, there’s dust on it.” She brushed of the dust not knowing they were explosives. When the dust fell, the explosives didn’t go off. Derpy ate the muffin and went her way. Noghkali was frustrated and went to the other muffins.
“Stupid muffins.” she said as she kicked a muffin. When she made contact with the muffin, the explosives went off with a loud boom. Noghkali was charred and then the horn flopped over.

“Hpmh.” Anvanver said as she prepared a see-saw. “It appears the plans that Noghkali and Anvirt picked had failed. But the ones I have will work.” She carried a giant rock to one end of the lever and she got to the other end where a trampoline was. Seeing Derpy come her way, she bounced on the trampoline. She stomped onto the lever and the rock soared into the air. Derpy went by without a care. It seemed the rock had vanished. “Wait a minute, where did the rock…” Then, the rock slammed on top of Anvanver. “Oh, there it is.”
In the next area, where the altitude was higher now, Anvanver had set up a roll of dynamite on the road where Derpy was going to cross. She went back by the cliff side where the box and switch was. Derpy came down the road. “I have you now, Derpy.” Anvanver said as she pushed down on the switch. Then, the box exploded instead of the dynamite leaving her singed. Derpy came up to the dynamite.
“Dynamite?” Derpy said. “Why would some pony leave it lying around? Some pony could get hurt.” She threw the dynamite over her head and went on her way not knowing it landed near Anvanver. When the dynamite landed, it exploded. Anvanver was stunned from the two explosions than the rock holding her up broke apart and she fell off the cliff. She hit the bottom hard.

It was the end of the day all three of them were beaten and sore. All three of them had charred fur; all of them had been hit hard with something hard.
“Let me guess you didn’t get her, either.” Noghkali asked.
“Nope.” Anvanver replied.
“Well, when we go dormant again,” Anvirt added. “The cutie mark crusaders are going to be in a lot of pain.”
“You can say that again.” Noghkali replied.
“I can’t believe that none of my plans worked.” Anvanver said.
“When do your plans ever work?” Anvirt added.
“Shut up.”
“What I don’t get is why our plans never worked on Derpy. None of the plans followed the laws of physics.” Then, we went up to Derpy now seeing what was going on. She learned that the CMC was possessed.
“I never studied law.” Derpy said breaking the fourth wall. “Well, that’s all folks.” Then, she went on her way.