Adventures of Commander T and Seargent M

by JT


Conquistadors

The Mammoth resounded with the loud sound of Music

I moved around inside the mammoth's 'Penthouse.' I moved my head to the song before I raised the jug of moonshine to my lips and took a long drink. The fiery liquid leaving a burning sensation in my throat and chest. I walked by a bored looking Applejack, her face laying on the bar, and one of her hooves twirling the back of her ponytail.

"Why so glum?"

Applejack bounced up, her hoof getting caught in her mane for a second.

"Oh nuthin. It's just that, well, you got this here party and it's real nice, well, for a stallion. You got strippers and hookers all in 'ere but not an ounce of hard cider."

I slammed the jug into her chest, giggling as I saw her struggle to hold it up. She took a ginger sniff and gagged.

"Ew, this stuff smells like pure alcohol."

"That's cause it is."

I started dancing away, doing the moonwalk away from her. I passed by some Terran Marines doing some sort of disco dance from the eighties.
There hands meeting their hips and then pointing straight up in the air. "Work it boys!" I yelled over the noise. They didn't seem to hear me as they just kept doing the same thing.
I kept moonwalking past them, passing a rather busy M, who was covered in mares, his hands pre-occupied between their lower legs, and his mouth working another. "Damn bro, get some!"

I eventually stopped moonwalking and stopped by Luna, her face lit up in glee, and some curiosity.

"So, how do you like the party? Pulled a lot of strings to get her, okay not many. Just asked whoever if they wanted to party with some aliens."

"Oh, it is most joyous, but tell me? Where are we going?"

"To that big city on the mountain, gotta couple of boys piloting this beast."

In a single moment, all her calm demeanor drained away like a bottomless bucket. She did the equivalent of a face palm, a face hoof, and let out a long-drawn sigh.

"Sister is going to kill me."