//------------------------------// // Step-By-Step // Story: Discord's TV Show // by Taco Pony //------------------------------// About a week later, everyone started tuning in to Discord's TV show. "Hello, and welcome to... DISCORD'S 'HAPPY' 'FUN' TIME" Discord was standing In a room filled with pony teddies. "In this episode we will be going through lots of tortu-games to play with ponies" Discord grabs one of the teddies and gets his 'fun' 'toys' out. He puts the 'toy' to the ponies neck and rips it's head off. "See this is what fucking happens when some silly little shit brick ponies try to mess up my plans.... I mean oops, lets try that again shall we." He grabs a chainsaw from his cupboard and another 6 teddies. He then runs the chainsaw through all of them and cut's them in half. "Those fucking little faggots: Twilight nerd Sparkle, Pinkie lesbian drug dealer Pie, Rainbow cocky bitch Dash, Apple not so strong Jack, Rarity the spoiled little brat, and the fucking pussy who's afraid of her own shadow FLUTTERSHY!... I didn't say that outloud did I?" He then grabs 1 more teddy and a fork. He puts the pony on the bench and pulls it's eyes out. "That stupid bitch with the fucked up eyes is going to die tonight, YEAH" Discord sings to himself. That's all for today's episode, join us next week to find out more ways to murd-play with ponies, bye"