Katamare Damacy (塊ポニー Katamari ponī , or “Pony Clump”)
An Equestria Daily Post Original
One night, Princess Luna visited her subjects in Ponyville. It was a peaceful scene; the wind blew in her mane, the stars twinkled in the sky, and the moon illuminated the night. That is until…
“YES, WE SHALL DO IT!” said the periwinkle alicorn, stumbling out of Sugarcube Corner in a stupor.
“*HIC* do it,” said Berry Punch. “At night I just want to *HIC* sleep, and that moon keeps me up at *HIC* night.”
“Come on hurry up already!” said Bon Bon.
Luna got to her feet and flew in a jagged line toward the moon.
Few minutes later…
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! Pitch black, now only the stars lit the sky.
“Take this Magnet Ball, and make another Moon,” the stern white alicorn said.
“But—”
“MOON. FIX. NOW.”
The next day, Twilight Sparkle awoke with the rise of Celestia’s sun.
“Mmmmm, Good Morning Spike!” said Twilight Sparkle while she stretched. “Beautiful day isn’t it?”
“HaHA! Like your mane?” said Spike.
Twilight levitated a mirror toward herself. “WHA-WHA -WHAT?!” she exclaimed at the sight of her frazzled mane. “*GASP* My tail too!”
And then, her and mane tail began to fly toward the window, dragging her off the bed across the wood floor.
“AGH! SPLINTERS!”
Twilight was dragged outside and began to hover toward Sugarcube Corner.
“THE HORROR! THE HORROR!” said Lily, whose mane wrapped under her belly and dragged her off into the air to join the other trapped ponies.
“MY MANE, MY BEAUTIFUL MA-HAY-HAYNE!” cried the airborne Rarity.
“TWIAAIIIIGH AH WOOOAH! What’s GOIN’ AWN?!” said Applejack, trying hard to stop spinning.
“I don’t know Appleja—” Twilight paused, mouth agape. “LOOK OUT EVERYP—”
A gigantic ball of rubble rolled through the air cluster of ponies, their screams of terror, silenced under the monstrosity.
“Make a moon she says,” said the Princess flying above the Magnet ball in a mocking tone. “It is the nightlight of the world she says, stupid big sister.”
The End