My Roommate is a pony?

by Meh121


Dodging a bullet

You see Fluttershy was prepared, she saw the hot air balloons and got a devious look. She talked to the birds in the area, after that she flew away with a big blush on her face.

'That should buy me a few moments longer to have my plaything.' Fluttershy thought looking at her saddlebags.

Twilight ran to the hot air balloons out of breath, her breath escaping her mouth heavier every second. She saw they were all ripped open and the guards trying to get everything back to order. Twilight made a step loud enough for the others to stop panicking, Twilight looked at all of them.

"I don't have all day." Twilight called out, before the other ponies could react, Twilight's horn lit up and aimed her horn at one of the hot air balloons. The balloon was patched up in a few seconds and was filled with air.

"Thanks Miss Sparkle." One of the guards said.

"You're welcome but you boys can fix the rest, as for me I have a boyfriend to hunt for." Twilight said, the guards stared at her strangely before she each gave them a worst thing. A mare's stare......they all quickly went back to work on the repairs.

'Such a beginners spell and they have three unicorns, how have they not used that spell yet?' Twilight thought as she looked back and used the hot air balloon. Twilight shrugged it off, she had other thing to attend to. She did have to admit the breeze felt nice in her mane though.

"Wh-where am I, it's dark I can't even see." I exclaimed touching the walls of my dark prison.

I noticed they were soft but there were other things in there as well, I noticed some strange animal pellets? I remembered everything in a flash.

"Help let me out I'm stuck in the bags, somebody let me out, and if it's you Fluttershy you better let go of me!" I shouted pounding on the part I assumed was on her body. I heard a small giggle before everything stopped. I was flown forward right against what I assumed was her stomach, I looked up and tried to hide but when I saw her look into the bag she found me.

'Damn so much for hiding.' I thought as I tried to run away, Fluttershy just giggled and rolled her eyes. She eventually won her prize, me. She used her mouth to pick me up, which totally sucked because I could feel the saliva rolling down my back. I tried to scrim around but Fluttershy dropped me into her hoof.

"Let me go!" I commanded. Fluttershy looked down at me.

"Okay if you say so." Fluttershy said with a smirk. She held me out above the sky, I looked down and flailed about.

"Wait don't let me go, don't let me go you crazy sadistic giant pony!" I screamed out quickly hugging Fluttershy's giant hoof.

'I think this could work out well for me, look at him holding on for his life.' Fluttershy thought.

'This is going to be a day of living hell.' I thought as I noticed Fluttershy slow down. I noticed she was making her way down.

'Oh god she's gonna drop me, but close enough so she can watch the whole thing. This is it I'm so screwed.' I thought looking up at the giant pegasus. A big surprise I was wrong, we actually landed at her house? It looked more like a zoo animals were everywhere. We landed and she slowly pushed open her door, I was shocked to see even more animals. Birds, mice and pretty much any little animal, well I guess I can't call half of them little anymore.

"Hi my little animal friends, I'm back and momma has a new toy for herself." Fluttershy said with a grin looking at me.

"No I'm not your toy I'm a human, last time I checked if this whole shrink thing wears off. I'm going to get my revenge on you, and if I find a cure if it does not wear off you better look out." I told Fluttershy, she just gave me a look that showed I was pathetic to her.

"If you don't die first." Fluttershy said coldly, as she held her hoof above me. I wanted to move but I couldn't my body was frozen in fear.

"Wait stop I'll do anything!" I shouted. She looked down at me with a smirk.

"Let's go upstairs I have a special task for you." Fluttershy told me, before I could respond my tiny fragile body was thrown into the air, only to land on her hoof. I watched as a bunny followed us, until Fluttershy turned around.

"Not right now Angel Bunny, I've got a wing massage appointment." Fluttershy giggled. She quickly opened and closed the door as she laid out on the bed.

'Wait aren't those pretty much like the most sensitive spot on her body.' I thought.

"No I'm not doing that you sick perv!" I cried out.

"Well I guess you could always meet my hoof, much closer then you would like to be." Fluttershy said.

"Fine...." I sighed out in defeat. Fluttershy gave me a sweet smile. She handed me somethign I would assume to wing lotion, and it was totally not because the giant bottle said so.

"Great I'll pump the lotion for you, and you can do the rest." Fluttershy told me.

'If only I had a needle or a tooth pick or something, I'd totally stab her.' I thought. I watched as the bottle sprayed out the lotion some of got into my mouth, and let's just say this stuff might smell good but Jesus did it taste like death. I coughed and spat out the lotion which landed right on Fluttershy, the scary thing is she gave a death stare at me.

"Sorry sorry, won't happen again miss." I said.

"It better not." She said angrily, but that response slowly changed as I began working on her wings. I watched as the slowly expanded out.

'I hate you so much, I thought you were supposed to be kind. Although I guess when you're always shown as one of the weakest links, when somebody that you can take advantage over would change the person or pony dramatically. I guess I can't blame her for wanting to take advantage of me, I mean I'm pretty sure Twilight would even enjoy having her way with me.

"I understand....." I whispered. I saw Fluttershy turn around, and give a puzzled look.

"Understand what?" Fluttershy said.

"What you're doing to me, I don't blame you one bit for taking advantage over me. After all you seem like you....." I stopped thinking of my next words carefully, otherwise I could end up as a little bloodstain on her hoof.

"Seem like I'm always the weakest link, that's what you were going to say was it not?" Fluttershy asked as she picked me up. I nodded before I cringed before I noticed nothing happened.

"I understand why you went kind of crazy with the power, it must hurt to always be the one who is quiet, perhaps open up more?" I asked.

"You see when I tried to be more assertive, I became a huge bully and I swore I would never do anything like that again." Fluttershy stammered out.

Twilight was out of breath from all the running in the cold air, but she was finally at her parents house. She pushed open the door only to see nobody or nopony was there.

Fluttershy quickly gave me a kiss, while I tried to fight it you really can't as a joint pony about two hundred times your size is towering over you.

"Oh I'm such a bad pony I just kissed my best friends boyfriend." Flutterhy stated as she panicked. She quickly pulled out the antidote for the poison joke, it took a few minutes but before I felt a sudden rush go through my body it worked.

"No you didn't you clearly tripped, and when Twilight finds us I'll just say you found me shrunken and you were worried, this way you can manage your friendship. As well as not worrying about being a liar to her." I said noticing a familiar feeling though my body.

"You would lie to her for me?" Fluttershy asked, I nodded. Fluttershy quickly ran at me to try and give me a hug. I simply side stepped her as she flew past me, before she gave a slight blush and a nod understanding why I did that.

"I hope this works." Twilight said to herself as her horn lit up, while she did track Tyler a teleportation spell this long is crazy. But not for Twilight, she is after all the element of magic. Before Twilight could open her eyes she was in front of Fluttershy's cottage.

"Fluttershy open up please." Twilight called out in a rather angry tone.

"Wait Twilight before you go berserk, promise me one thing you'll listen to the story." I called out.

"Fine I will." Twilight said, as I opened the door. Before I could speak I noticed Fluttershy stand in front of me, there were few tears in her eyes.

"I'm sorry Twilight this is all my fault, I found him shrunk and I foal napped him. I wanted to keep him forever as a personal slave, because I liked the power I had over him." I looked at her when she said slave.

"I can explain the rest here, you see the problem is she has been one of the weakest links. When she saw me a mere tenth the size of your hoof, I'm pretty sure you're gonna take advantage over me. Even you would Twilight hell even I would." I said. Twilight looked at both of us before she burst into laughter.

"You guy....you guys thought I wa-was mad hahaha!" Twilight burst into laughter. Fluttershy and I both looked at her before we started to laugh.

'Well looks like we dodged a bullet there, didn't have to explain the whole story.' I thought looking at Fluttershy.

"Well did you have fun?" Twilight asked with a small smirk.

"No, and I don't want to talk about it." I told her in a rather serious tone.

"I think it was a rather good plan, I mean come on it was one of the best pranks ever, also admit it, it was kinda fun." Twilight giggled.

"Fun...is something that doesn't exist for me anymore." I sighed as I kept ahead of her.

"Come on it was just a simple prank." Twilight called out.