Tuesday, 9:49 am: Woke up, Derpy and Dinky are already gone, Pinkie Pie was in the living room.
Pinkie Pie said that "I" said to say I’m going to be at Sugercube Corner at 6:30 am to help with her latest party
I arrived at Sugercube Corner at 6:24 am, Tuesday.
We ended up making more than a metric ton of cupcakes and fruit punch.
Told Pinkie Pie to inform myself to be here at 6:30 in the morning
Tuesday, 9:28 am: I made my way over to Sweet Apple Acres, giving myself time to arrive normally.
It was then I realized I was supposed to be here yesterday. Or was I here tomorrow? Regardless.
I arrived at Sweet Apple Acres Monday, 9:17. I managed to miss it by a whole day before, so what the hay, gave myself that much extra.
I helped AppleJack with chores, and got 20 bits and a fresh apple pie for my trouble. I tell you what, that dame Pinkie Pie may make a darn good cake, but the illustrious mare Applejack more than knows her way around an apple pie.
Tuesday 12:00 pm, I arrived at that lovely library ran by the element bearer,-Twilight-(see page 712 of book 92-3b-), ate lunch and shared the apple pie with Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight.
Rainbow then told me thanks for the assistance with her training earlier. Mental note. Research how all these paradox's keep popping up. This can't be natural.
Tuesday 10:12 am, I headed over to Breazy Meadows, and I met up with Rainbow Dash to assist with her training.
To lend even more credence to the paradox process, she was confused that I showed up when I did, "very convenient"(her words, not mine.) seeing as she couldn't tell "how cool her new set of moves looked" to observers on the ground.
Tuesday 2:19 pm, I headed over to Rarity's to see if my tie was ready yet. (again, cranberry scone with horseradish sauce? What was I thinking? Utterly revolting.) To my surprise she told me I already got it about an hour ago, then asked me if I was feeling alright. Seriously, even with this much magical energy in this world, the static timeline shouldn't be this...rubbery.
Tuesday 1:13 pm, I went back into Rarity's clothes shoppe, asked if my tie is ready yet. Turns out I overshot my landing and arrived a few minutes too early. Rarity said she was "Just now putting the finishing touches on it," so I waited for a couple of minutes.
Tuesday 1:18 pm, Rarity came out and told me my tie was ready. Looks as spiffy as ever now, so I headed out.
Tuesday 1:19 pm, Was wandering along and out of nowhere got knocked over by Derpy on her mail run. Upon asking what she and Dinky want for dinner, I got the very exuberant response that she wants a salad of mixed flowers.
Tuesday 1:27 pm, I made my way to the market, spent 19 bits on various greens and flowers. (that Cherryblossom lass raised her prices again, its any wonder why people ar-er, scratch that, PONIES[reminder, invent erasable ink] are starting to badmouth her)
Tuesday 2:33 pm, I made my way back to Derpy's house, started cleaning.
Tuesday 4:28 pm, Dear lord her house was messy that took awhile.
Tuesday 4:32 pm, I started making dinner, If I hadn't hurried I might not have had it ready in time, heh.
Tuesday 4:47 pm, Our sweet little Dinky arrived home, her sack scrawled with the word "blankflank". Turns out she was bullied by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon during lunch again, but they somehow got soaked by a bucket of water that "mysteriously" fell from the second story of the school. All in all, she seems in good spirits.
I excused myself to go get something outside. Good enough of an excuse as any.
Tuesday 11:30 am, I borrowed a bucket from Cake couple, filled it with water.
Tuesday 11:52 am, I dropped the bucket of water on the annoying duo from the second story of the school. Serves them right.
Tuesday 4:49 pm, come back inside, Dinky asks what I was looking for outside. In a moment of panic I stuttered and simply told her I completely forgot what I was looking for.
Tuesday 4:50-5:32 pm, I enjoyed a wonderful time playing with Dinky. I am apparently now the "Dread Pirate Doctorson". I have a hidden booty of pearls or something. I was vanquished on the "isle of lost letters" by the brave pirate hunter "Dinkius the Brave Pirate Hunter."
Tuesday 5:33 pm, Derpy arrived home, tuckered out from her job. Having to fly all about, and with a big bag of heavy mail? I dont blame her. she should really get a raise. We had a nice dinner, talk about our days. I of course ommited my time traveling exploits, its not that Dinky "can't" keep a secret, its just that Derpy and I have promised each other not to tell her until she's old enough.
Tuesday 6:19-6:29 pm, I washed the dishes, and then put them away.
Tuesday 6:30-7:50 pm, I sat and talked with Derpy and Dinky in the living room, each of us telling more and more elaborate stories to pass the time.
Tuesday 7:56 pm, I put Dinky to bed, read her a bedtime story about a far off land with a flank kicking princess. Its her favorite.
As I gave her a kiss on the cheek goodnight, she said thank you for the one this morning.
Tuesday 6:22 am, gave Dinky a kiss on the cheek, she pretended she was still asleep.
Tuesday 8:00 pm, Derpy and I were both exhausted, we both just went to sleep.
The Doctor closed the time worn book, its cover of blue faded and warped. He sighed, and placed the book down on the console in front of him. It was all so tiring, and for yet how long could he continue, this new found life of calm and tranquility? The terrors he had encountered in the past ate at him each time he closed his eyes, yet every moment he spent with Derpy soothed him. This life was too good to be true, for sure. But how long could it last?