//------------------------------// // TWILIGHT SPARKLE VS CROWD CONTROL! // Story: My Little Luchadoras // by Captain Lunar //------------------------------// Twilight Sparkle had gotten over her soreness and addled senses as she and her little brother Spike headed to their hotel, which was of course connected to the local Lucha Arena. However Twilight was still smarting after he defeat from Pinkie Pie, more mentally than physically though. "It doesn't make sense! I should have easily won that match!" Twilight said as she stomped into her and Spike's room. "Yeah you could have, but you kept thinking too much!" Spike said, clearly losing patience with his sister. "Thinking too much?! Spike, you have a lot to learn about lucha. There is no such thing as thinking too much. You have plan out your strategy and stick to it. If you know what you're doing then there's no way you can't win." Twilight lectured, causing Spike to roll his eyes. "Then how do you explain what happened just now?" The young boy questioned, causing his sister glare at him slightly. "It was that crazy girl's fault! She wouldn't take the match seriously!" Twilight said as she huffed up to the hotel desk and rang the bell. Suddenly she heard a loud mechanical wheezing sound come from the back room, which was hidden behind a blue curtain. After a moment a man came out from behind the curtain and bounded up the counter. "Hello, I'm The Doctor and welcome to the Lucha Hotel!" The man said in an English accent with a cheery tone and a wide smile. He was fairly thin, almost lanky, and wore a blue lucha mask with an hourglass symbol on it, along with a blue pinstripe suit and brown trench coat. "Uh..." Was the duel response from Spike and Twilight. "Oh you want a room right? Well we're all booked up with the tournament, but... Hold on a tick." The Doctor said as he looked through the registry. "Is your name Twilight Sparkle by any chance?" The Englishman said as Twilight nodded her head. "Yes?" The purple clad girl said as the Doctor smiled "Brilliant! Here's your key and your room number is 104." The Doctor said, as Twilight looked down at the key that was practically shoved at her. When she looked back up The Doctor had seemingly vanished. She looked around warily, even peaking behind the counter, but no sign of the odd British man. "Hello there I'm the Doctor! Care for a jelly baby?" A deeper English voice called out. Twilight tumbled behind the counter in fright. She got up and saw a man with the same mask as The Doctor, but he was noticeably taller and wore a different outfit, the most striking thing being a large fedora and a ludicrously long scarf. He was also holding out what looked like a small gummy candy and had Spike and Twilight's bags in his other hand. "No thank you, just... Take us to our room please." Twilight sighed as the Doctor took their bags to their room. The reached the room and Twilight and Spike entered, Twilight flopping down on the bed as Spike turned to tip the Doctor. However the young boy jumped in fright as the a different man stood in the Doctor's place. This man wore the same mask as the last two Doctors, but also wore a tweed jacket, black pants and boots, a red bow-tie, and a bright red fez. "Wha.. Who... Where... Never mind, here you go." Spike said as he gave the man who he was sure answered to "The Doctor" a silver dollar. "Oh, silver dollar that's new!" The Doctor said as Spike practically slammed the door shut. Twilight woke up an hour later, her soreness finally gone as she sat up on her bed. "Alright Spike who's next?" Twilight asked as she got up and stretched a bit. Spike grabbed the checklist and looked it over. "Well since we're already at the arena we should probably go ahead and talk to the crowd control manager." Spike said as he and Twilight left their room. They passed the hotel's front desk, this time an hourglass masked man in a cricket uniform stood behind the desk, as the pair rushed past him and entered the arena itself. The arena was very large, looking like it could sit at least 200,000 people with a large jumbotron screen above the ring which was the average regulation size. "Now if we could just find that..." Twilight began to say as she was suddenly knocked over by a rainbow colored blur. Getting up she came face to face with a girl her own age. Her Lucha mask was a cyan blue with a rainbow lightning bolt on the forehead of the mask, and had wing decals on the sides of her mask. Her rainbow colored hair came out in a mohawk style from her mask and she wore a blue sports bra, blue cargo shorts, sneakers, and had bandages on her hands going up to her elbow and she was very tan. "Excuse me do you know where I can find a Arcoiris Apurado?" Twilight asked as she looked at her checklist, getting an annoyed groan from the other girl. "The name's Rainbow Dash, I changed it years ago when I came over with my family and somehow people still get the name mixed up, bola de idiotas." The now identified Rainbow Dash said, cursing a bit in Spanish, as she looked Twilight over. "Ah, well you must be the chica Celestia sent to check things out. Well things are going good so adios, I gotta finish up my lap around the arena then it's snoozing time." Rainbow Dash said as she started to run off, almost like a bolt of lighting as she was practically out of sight before Twilight could say anything. "Wait! I need to inspect you first!" Twilight called out, her frustration already starting to return. "What's there to inspect? I can handle any yahoo that tries to get too rowdy. In fact I could take anyone down in under a minute." Rainbow Dash boasted as she motioned to the ring. "Fine, but just to make sure you're really qualified." Twilight said as she entered the ring. Spike entered as well to fill the role of referee. "So here's how this works. You pin me in under a minute, you get to inspect stuff on my end as much as you want. I pin you in under a minute, you take my word for it and let me finish my laps. Deal?" Rainbow Dash said as Twilight appeared to mull it over. "Alright, you got yourself a deal!" Twilight said, knowing full well she could pin someone in under a minute. "Luchadores ready?" Spike asked, getting nods from both women. "LUCHARAN!" And with that the match was on. Twilight found herself on the mat and being pinned before she knew what happened. "Uno! Dos..." Spike began counting off as Twilight quickly managed to maneuver herself around the other girl and get her into a headlock. Rainbow Dash quickly elbowed Twilight in the stomach and grabbed her arm, spinning her around so fast Twilight felt like she was in a tornado. Rainbow let go and Twilight was sent hurtling into the corner of the ring, where Rainbow Dash quickly used the ropes to propel herself up into the air and tackle Twilight from the above. Twilight Sparkle was slammed hard into the mat and was again pinned. "Uno! Dos..." Spike again began to count Twilight forced herself up, rolling Rainbow Dash onto the mat. She quickly had Rainbow in a Boston Crab hold. Rainbow growled in pain as she worked hard to free herself. Rainbow managed to twist her body around, effectively flipping Twilight over and onto the mat. However she wasn't ready to pin her, not just yet. "SONIC RAINBOOM!" The last thing Twilight saw was a bright rainbow slam into her from overhead with enough power behind it to make a nuclear explosion jealous. Twilight laid dazed as Rainbow Dash casually pinned her "Uno! Dos! Tres!" Spike counted off as Rainbow Dash got up and stretched. "Oh yeah, 54 seconds with time to spare! You did pretty good, not as good as me of course, but you could go places." Rainbow Dash said, but soon realized Twilight was no longer conscious. "Tell her that when she wakes up." Rainbow Dash told Spike as she resumed her laps around the arena, leaving Spike to once again try to wake up Twilight. "At this rate she'll be spending the rest of the trip in the hospital." Spike said as he opened a bottle of smelling salts and put it to Twilight's nose.