The First World - Call of Duty.
My name is Ivan. I am an old Russian man that got sucked in that damn Third World War. The village where I lived got attacked by Chinese bombers, the village was destroyed, but some people were still alive and ran for their dear life. So did I. After couple of weeks, when I got to the capital, I joined Russian Army and became a scout. I was sent in the Chinese forest near their army base to keep a lookout for their actions. I got an old house in a middle of a forest and lived there for a couple of days and fortunately, haven't got attacked. Yet.
It was the fifth day in my new house. I got back and reported all stuff that those Chinese did today. After I was finished I just laid on my bed thought about stuff. About my miserable life, family, work. How perfect my life was before. Also I listened to the birds, the noises they make and footsteps in my house. Wait. Footsteps? I quickly grabbed my gun and pointed it at the doorway. Four different noises, two people.
"Just enough for UAV" I murmured. Then I heard a voice. Female voice.
"Hello! Is anypony in here?" she yelled.
Wait... Anypony? Really? I quickly shook that away and concentrated on the door. Any second now...
And then I saw her and shoot, but missed. She gasped and ran away.
"What the heck was that thing?" I said to nothing and quickly stood up and ran after her.
I found her lying in the corner, shaking. I was speechless. A talking pony and most importantly a unicorn! Is it me going insane or Chinese scientists are doing mad experiments? God knows. Is she hostile? Probably not considering that fear of a bullet, so I decided to be friendly and said
"Umm, hello?".
The reaction was instant. She jumped and tried to run away, but I grabbed her tail. She started kicking me in the face with her hind legs and screamed in terror. Eventually I was knocked out unconscious.
After I woke up, surprisingly, I didn't feel any pain. The first words that came to my mind were:
"What the hell happened?".
"Oh, you woke up, sorry for what I did back then".
It took a moment for me to realise that I said those words aloud. I got up from my bed and looked at her, confused. She was a lavender unicorn, smaller than me, and looked kind of... Cartoonish? But I shook that tought away and decided to greet her:
"It was nothing, really. My name is Ivan". She looked at me and extended her hoof
"My name is Twilight" she said "Twilight Sparkle".
I took her hoof and shook it, to busy to think that I was shaking hoof of a horse.
"Say, Ivan, what are you?" Twilight asked.
"Huh?" I replied like an idiot.
"It's just, I have never seen anything like you!" she said.
"Oh, well I am a human. And you are a talking pony-unicorn?" I asked, even if I was seeing things it was fun to talk to someone who was not wanting to kill you or looking at you like you are no more than a maggot.
"Well yes, you can say it that way too. But I want to ask you, what was that noise when I walked in this room?" Twilight asked.
"Well, I thought you were an enemy and tried to shoot you from my gun." I explained shamefully.
"What's a gan?" she asked, confused.
"Great, she doesnt know what a gun is, but I don't want to scare her, maybe she will attack me? Who knows what those scientists put in those things." I thought.
"W-whell a gun is thing that explodes.. It is used to distract people" I lied.
"Well, why then did you want to shoot me with that gun?" she asked.
"I wanted to say - distract you" I lied again.
"But why th-" she started, but interrupted.
"You kicked me in my face, I didn't think very well".
"Y-yeah, sorry" she apologized again.
"Talking about that. Why doesn't it hurt?" I asked.
"Well I used a healing spell and-" I interupted her again
"A spell? So you can actually use magic?" I asked, surprised.
"Yeah... I am an unicorn afterall" she said, looking out in the window.
"Your planet looks alot like Everfree forest.." she murmured, but I could hear her.
"Everfree forest? Is that some kind of forest in South America?" I asked, but she replied
"No, no - it is from Equestria, another dimension".
"Another dimension, huh?" I said, thoughtfully
"Can you tell me more about that Equestria?" And I was met with a quick, cheerful reply
"Of course! But only if you tell me about your world too!" I thought and said
"Well ok, so what is Equestria like?" Twilight thought where to begin and opned her mouth to talk, but was interrupted by a loud noise from outside.
"What is that noise?" The asked concerned.
"Oh, no it can't be good" I thought and looked out the window and could feel my cold sweat.
"Three Chinese Jeeps Incoming!" I unwillingly yelled, like I yell when I throw a grenade or plant a claymore or see something... It usually happens.
"What's a je-" Twilight began, but I quickly grabbed her and ran in the hidden emergency basement in the house.
I should have used suppressor...
P.S.: If you say that you never saw that there was no Chinese War in COD.. It is because it will be in Black Ops 2. Anyways I hope you liked it! I'll try to improve my writing skills, I promise.