//------------------------------// // BONUS CHAPTER: Nintendo no work in the interwebs anymore... // Story: Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball. // by dtlux1 //------------------------------// "I'M BOARD!" screamed Trainer Red as he travled in the time machine. It was stuck in trafic on the highway because it broked the flying. "We have wifi," said Doc Emmet Brown, "I got it in the future." "But we have wifi right now," said Twilight, "Why would you need it from the future." "I'm the time traveler here Twilight," said Doctor Emmet Brown, "I think I know when wifi came out." "Ok," said Twilight. "Now how long is it until the NES comes out?" asked Emmet Brown, "I say about 25 years." "Doc?" asked Brock, "You do know that this is March 20, 2014?" "Yes," said Doctor Emmet Brown, "Why?" "No reason." replied Brock. "So what do we do now?" asked Lucario. "I have a Wii, Wii U, and a DS." said Trainer Red. "I also have a DS." said Twilight. "Me too." said Brock. "As do I." said Lucario. "WE CAN PLAY THEM ONLINE!" screamed Trainer Red. "I like Smash Brothers Brawl," said Lucario, "Do you have that?" "I do," said Trainer Red, "Let's play it online with Trainer Green and Trainer Blue." "I am up to it." said Brock. "I call Pokemon Trainer!" screamed Trainer Red. "I will be Lucario," said Lucario. They went to go onto Smash Bros. But the Wii showed a message saying, 'Sorry, could not connect to the Nintendo WFC.' "WHY NOT!" screamed Trainer Red. They tried again and got the same message. "Why don't we try to play Mario Kart Wii with them?" sugested Twilight. "Good idea," said Lucario, "Launch it, I love that game too." They launched the game that you just lost. "I want to be Mario." said Twilight, "I am always Mario when I play with Princess Luna." "Ok," said Trainer Red "And I'll be Luigi," said Lucario, "He is way better than Mario." "And I will be Dry Bones," said Brock, "It is made of bones, bones are like rocks, and I am the rock hard Gym Leader." "I'll start it now." said Trainer Red. They started it up and went to play online, but got the same message they did in Brawl. "WHY!" screamed Trainer Red. "Why don't we play Mario Kart DS with Trainer Green and Trainer Blue?" asked Brock. "GREAT IDEA!" screamed Red. They got out their DS systems and went to play Mario Kart DS with the 2 PKMN Trainers, but then got the same message. "WHY!" screamed Trainer Red, "I HATE YOU STUPID WIFI!" "I think something is wrong with your wifi Doc," said Brock, "It won't let us go online." "Are you sure it is my wifi?" asked Doctor Emmet Brown, "Could it be something else?" "Let me Google it for us," said Lucario, "I have a Laptop right here." "GOOGLE IT THEN!" screamed Trainer Red. "I am." said Lucario. "It says here that Nintendo shut down their online play for the Wii and DS today." said Lucario. "WHAT!" screamed Red, "NO! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT! I HATE THEM!" "You can never Truly hate Nintendo Red," said Lucario, "And neither can I or Brock." "AND WHY IS THAT!" "Can I hate Nintendo?" asked Twilight, "NOT THAT I DO! I just wanted to know if it is possible." "It is," said Lucario, "Compleatly possible." "Why me only?" asked Twilight. "I will leave you with one word, and you think of the rest to put it together." said Lucario. "What's that one word?" asked Twilight. "Hasbro." "Any more hints?" asked Twilight. "Parents." said Lucario. "I get it now." said Twilight. "We can still play local multiplayer and on the same system." said Brock. "You're right," said Red, "Let's play some Smash Brothers. "I will be Lucario," said Lucario. "I will be Pokemon Trainer," said Trainer Red. "I will be Jigglypuff," said Brock, "It suits my personality." "I will be Kirby," said Twilight, "I have always loved the way he sucks stuff and then blows it to become it." "IT SETTLED THEN!" screamed Trainer Red, "LET'S BATTLE!"