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// The Author is Sent to Equestira. He returns home half and hour later 
// Story: Random, Creepy, and Just Plain Crazy Tales from the Mind of a Guy Named Brian 
// by Dragonlover553 
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"I AM THE AUTHOR!! FEAR ME!!" The author shouted in the general direction of everywhere. He had been typing on FIMFanfiction.com when he had suddenly found himself here. Mostly responding to a pair of threads about how weird things were happening. After all, it was a logical thing to do. Ask someone. He had been reminded of a TV show he had briefly seen live out of sheer boredom. It was called "Every Witch Way". It was pretty pathetic in all honesty, but it somehow reminded him of his own situation. In it, everyone capable of magic, called a 'witch', had several abilities, including spell casting. The author had some strange electrical shocks, some once-slitted eyes, and strange feelings whenever he went into graveyards. 
Upon arriving in the Everfree, he was attacked by a manticore, which was what lead him to believe he was in Equestria, for that was the greatest cliche. He had somehow fended it off by shooting lightning out of his fingertips, which lead him to believe that something serious was happening. After a little experimentation, he realized that he could somehow make his vision sharper on command, control electricity, and hear strange voices whenever he felt like it. Which he deduced he never would.
~28 minutes later~
"Okay, I'm in Ponyville."
"Go away human!" shouted a voice from inside the town. The author looked around in confusion."I said, GO AWAY, or we'll make you!!" The author continued looking around in confusion. "You asked for it!" A rainbow suddenly hit him.
~Back at home~
"The [censor]?!"