//------------------------------// // Schoolfillies React To: News Bloopers 2013 // Story: Ponies React To // by Matthew_Golezerg //------------------------------// The next morning, Mathew has decided to do something new than doing his dayjob over and over again, a day-OFF is compulsory for him. Because, editing videos solitary is very challenging, time consuming and eats up a lot of energy. If this situation continues as normally as it would, he could be very ill or might cause a serious damage to his health. Thankfully,Twilight is punctual enough to care about his condition over these two days. Well, she definitely would ever since Mathew always look exhausted and stagger walking all the time. So, Twilight let him off for once. He couldn't have been more thankful than ever for her. Giving him some rest is enough to lighten up his mood and his body will able to function properly as it should. After he heard that news, he went back home and slept long enough for his brain to recondition itself into it's usual state. Today, his mind is cleared and his body is working fine. He's now able to do something without having frustration to get in the way for once. Mathew decided to get some fresh air outside and spend the rest of the day basically doing nothing but staring into the blue, calm sky and rivers that reflects the sunlight. He continued walking around Ponyville without a care in the world. Ponies saw him as some sort of movie star or something. He felt a bit boastful in the inside when ponies compliment him. Besides, it's his first time of being famous without the need for help. Along the way, he gets involved in a few turns of mundane events. Though, it's only been a few. Like, helping somepony lifting heavy crates or visiting some shops at the side-walk. Some offered him gifts or payments for helping them out but he refused most of them and said helping out something and be a normal person he was is enough for him to be relaxed and enjoy the life. Suddenly, when he was entering a junction, an unknown orange and purple whiz passes him by with great speed. About 25 centimetres from his nose. Mathew stumbled a bit from the shock and finally felled down as he lost balance. He slowly got up and thought hard of what was that thing that nearly murdered him like roadkill. Instinct took over and made him ran towards the direction where the thing went off to. It took him quite a while to find it, but he managed to locate the whiz at the tree-house not far from where he's searching. The whiz recently was just a filly riding her scooter. Though, he didn't knew it could be that fast with something that isn't a vehicle. He'd seen people who could do tricks and stunts on scooters, but he never seen any of them able to match the speed of what he swa earlier today. Mathew walked up to the filly slowly and said, "Um, excuse me?" The filly who notice his voice turned to look at him and her eyes told him that she's surprised. " Oh my Celestia, are you the great Mathew?" The filly stuttered a bit. He didn't knew somepony would call him that, because he's just an average Joe who makes reaction videos a day. "Yeah, but please just call me Mathew,"he answered politely. The filly was more surprised than ever and she tried finding words to say. Though, he spoke first. "Oh, I have to warn you something. Next time, be more careful when you ride your scooter or you might hit someone," "oh, I-I'm t-terribly sorry about t-that," The filly put up a nervous smile as she tried to hide her blush. "Whoa, calm down. Take a deep breath, relax. That will ease your mind," he chuckled. "Sorry, I just never dreamt of meeting you in person,"she apologized. "Say, I didn't catch your name,"he asked. "Oh, it's Scootaloo. But please, call me Scoots," she answered politely. Scoots'eh, now have I heard that name before? Mathew traced back to the time when he's looking for suggestions for his next reaction video when his break was over. He quite remembered a username that said a suggestion that finds him interesting. He put that thought aside for now as he had something to say earlier. "Okay, then Scoots. Promise you won't crash into me next time, okay?" "Okay, promise," Suddenly, he remembered the username that gave him a good suggestion as he quickly observed the filly a few times. "Say, isn't it your Youtube username, 'Scooten_Daze123'?"he quickly asked. The filly was taken by surprise again with this question. "H-how did you know?" "Well duh, you're one of those Youtubers who gave suggestions in my videos."his face is able to make a happy smile without forcing too much of his facial muscles to do so. Because, he's not the guy who smiles a lot. Normally, he would do stuff and that's it. He never was a happy-go-lucky person like Pinkie Pie is. But sometimes, he's happy here and there but smiling, hardly is his type. "Wow, you really noticed my suggestion, huh?" Then a great idea has finally his reached the cortex of his brain from the cerebellum. Also at the same time, he knew he needed good rest as well. Fortunately, for the filly that is. He thought- Screw that, I can take a nap after this. It's reaction time. C'mon Mathew, think about it. "Say, Scoots. Do you have any friends with you?" he asked with a smug on his face. Which, made the filly really confused. "Well, yeah. Why?" "Because I recently took your suggestion for today's video. And guess what's even better, you're in it!"he shouted. "Wow, that's great! Thank you, Mathew. I'll repay you for this someday,"she clapped her hoofs repeatedly. "Maybe someday, but I'm gonna need a minimum of six ponies to make a reasonable reaction video. So, that's why I'm asking if you have any friends that would kindly participate this one."he took out his pocket-able notebook of usefulness and his trusty pencil and he readied their position to jot down the names. "Oh, they definitely would. Trust me, follow me. I'll show you." the filly took off with her scooter, leaving Mathew behind for him to catch him. "Oh god. On the upside though, this is a good morning exercise for me." he returned the notebook and his pencil in their original pocket and quickly followed the filly who had a pretty big head-start but it's close enough for him to still see her over the horizon. Meanwhile, back at the library, Spike is re-arrange the books once again. If it's no more than Twilight's orders. He started to feel a bit bored of doing the same chores over and over again. He thought of going to Mathew to suggest him for a good time but, he's taking his day-off and he doesn't think it's a good idea to disturb him at this hour. So, he will try some other time. Just by coincidence, Mathew entered the library and he was surprised to see him. He didn't concentrate enough to maintain balance on the ladder he's standing on, and finally gravity pulled him down to the hard wooden floor, Hitting the back of his head. Mathew witnessed the incident and said- "Ooh Spike, are you okay?" "What? oh, it's fine. Besides, I've fallen from ladders loads of times. I'm good." he secretly rubbed his head because he was lying. After all these years of falling from ladders, he wasn't able to normalize the pain that happens to him. He remembered the first time he fell, he went unconscious for about a week had to be sent to the hospital for revival. "Okay, then. So, where's Twilight? I've been looking for her." he looked around the library and his search remain fruitless. Mathew searched everywhere in Ponyville for Twilight. He searched the market street, her friend's house, and even in the dumpster to look for her. He wasn't going to take the chances on the train. Even if he did, he wouldn't know where to go to look for her. So, he went to the library to search her there and if she isn't, Spike would know. "Oh, she's gone out," "Do you know where she went?" "Nah, she didn't tell me," He thought that was peculiar. She normally tells him where she was going in case of an emergency, and he find it useful since Spike got arrested for accidental arson in her library... twice. "Anyway, why do you want to see her?" "What? Oh, it's just a permission,"he casually said. "Permission for what?" Spike raised an eyebrow. "To do another reaction video. And this time, you're in it." he pointed his finger to him. Spike was going to ask for something good and this was just the ticket for him. He thought about it for a while and said- "But, what about your day-off?" "Screw that, we're doing it!" Those five words just made Spike leapt with joy. He just couldn't take in his excitement anymore. "So, what about the others?"Spike asked. "Oh, I already decided on that," he told him and turn his head ro the door, Spike followed suit. The door swung open revealing some fillies entering the library. Mathew has invited the CMC, Snips and Snails, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. He spent some time researching a bit on them for a while and he needed to keep on eye on Tiara and Silver Spoon, though. Appplebloom told him they're very big troublemakers. Mathew has set the studio and gave everypony the green light. The reaction time was ready and he felt proud of himself having to make this thing again. He just couldn't leave it alone and he always missed that. "Alright, everypony are you ready?" he shouted. The cast replied what he wanted to hear. "We're on air in 3-2-1, Go," Fillies Reacts To: LOL Comedies This episode: News Bloopers 2013 The video begins with the clip showing the football coach commentating about something and suddenly one of the football player since the beginning of this clip is able to catch the ball but went off-balance and accidentally crashed into the reporter and finally, they went out of shot. "Whoa, ah' hope she's alright." Applebloom cringed at the moment the accident happens. "Oh, I know how that feels like,"Spike furrowed his brow. "Oh, watch out. There's a football player coming towards you," Scootaloo joked. "Ooh, that was not good for her lovely face. I was starting to admire it." Silver Spoon continued on like nothing happened. "Yep, that's us in a nutshell."both Snips and Snails nod their heads slowly and perfectly in sync. The next few clips features a few residents attempted to give a kiss to a male reporter who managed to defend and deflected their tries. "Aw, that's so sweet,"Diamond Tiara changed her expression to being dreamy. "I tried this once on a reporter but the crew caught me before I could do so." Sweetie Belle slouched back on the chair and mumbling something. "If Rarity ever got a job as reporter, then I'll definitely do that."Spike smug his face. "Oh, I wanna do that." Scootaloo inserted the idea into her memory for later. "Hey, I remember doing this before and I succeeded at it."Snips stated to his dear friend. The video continues and transitions to the next few clips where the reporters twisted their tongue and ends up saying a few unknown mumbles. Applebloom just laughs quite long for this section. "Oh, I know exactly how that felt like,"Silver Spoon replied back. "I know one time we messed up the lines, it wasn't pretty after that happens," Scootaloo recalled that one moment in the school play. This last clip features the reporter explaining about something until the camera suddenly jolted down and revealed the rest of the floor of the stage. The reporter got surprised and later started fooling around. "Whoa, I think she admit it in a way," Sweetie stated followed by a long chuckle. "I did not realize that!"Diamond Tiara shouted. "She just go along with it, anyway," Applebloom stated. "Alright, I don't want to be a reporter anymore." Spike scratched that job from his mind occupation list. The video fades to black. "That was... interesting," Silver Spoon concluded. "Ah' want more of this,"Applebloom simply demands. "Definitely the news screwed up a bit at that time. Just like us,"Snails shouldered his dear friend lightly. Question Time What was that video? "A bunch of news reporters screwing up or something?"Sweetie Belle tried to answer. "A montage of things that can go wrong during the news went live," Scootaloo answered professionally "Can I say it's failed attempts or something?"Diamond Tiara replied the question with another question. "Ah'd say a funny montage, Period," Applebloom finished it Like a boss. "Crash, bang and stuff," Snails answered it somehow. "Stuff that could happen during the camera rolls," Spike shortened the conclusion about there. "Something that can't be described by words, I suppose,"Silver Spoon is able the avoid the question for unexplained reasons. Why do people like me and ponies like you to do something hilarious in the background during the news is filming? "It's just somethin' that all of us has the urge ta... you know, do something ya wanted to do funny since yer shown on TV."Applebloom crossed her forelegs, thinking about that question while doing a duck face. "We always wanted our moments to shine in front of everypony. According to the internet, people who saw that chance just took it without thinking, because of that is... well YOLO,"Sweetie Belle lectured. "We just couldn't stand it. You know, everypony watches the main thing. But, there's always that moment where there's someone who made ponies laugh at the back and, we sometimes don't notice that." Scootaloo slumped back to her chair. That explanation just made her wonder about that. "We just wanna be the centre of attention. I have dozens of times," Diamond Tiara boasted. Applebloom's warning were starting to get in Mathew. He never liked anyone to say who's better than him, or anypony else for that matter. Mathew clenched his fist quietly behind her back to let his anger evaporates from him. "Anypony could have taken it when they have the chance. It never felt so great."Snips soaked that achievement inside him. Why do you think the news reporters have to concentrate hard and be disciplined during filming? "They probably don't want to embarrassed themselves in front of the whole whole world." Scootaloo could only think the main reasons for that question. "Eyes are on you during filming. If I had to be that job, I would have felt very anxious,"Sweetie Belle recalled the school play in a way. "It's never easy. And that's what causes the reporters a nervous wreck," Applebloom answered that question faster than the rest of the first two. "Because they're afraid of what might happen if something goes wrong-" Spike ended his explanation abruptly when the chair felled down due to uneven balance. The camera had to cut the rest of that section out. Lastly, what would you react when you're the news reporter and suddenly a pony kissed you? "Ah would be so mad,"Applebloom expressed her anger. "If it's Rarity then, I'll definitely take it,"Spike saw that moment as a chance for Rarity to kiss her but he knew the dangers of being one could be embarrassing so, he wouldn't take it, though. "That would be brilliant... If it's a cute stallion, I mean,"Diamond Tiara said. "I would tackle him down and stomp on his kneck."Scootaloo would've won an award for badassitude. Thanks for watching this reaction video. Mathew has planned another reaction video featuring special guest that I wouldn't tell you at all. Please stay tuned until next weekend to watch the next video coming soon... But that would have been easier if you press the subscribe button. It saves you some time.