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// Act 2: Pinkiespike vs. Garilda 
// Story: Shogun Deezutra vs. The Past 
// by trahzo 
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"Okay dork, time form me to finally settle this!"

"Hey, Stinky Pie, I want payback!"

"Those voices!" Pinkiespike already knew who those were.

"That's right!" the 2 said

"Garble!"

"Gilda!"

"And look, the 2 of us became boyfriend & girlfriend for double the danger!" They answered as they held hands

"Garble and Gilda, so together you're..." Pinkie was then cut off

"Don't say it!" Said Gilda

"You're..." Then Spike was cut off

"Nooooooo..." Said Garble

"You're..."Then Pinkiespike was cutoff

"We said don't say it!" they both said.

"Garilda? Hahaha." Granny Smith said as she passed by.

"Yes, yes, yes! We're Garilda!" Said Garble

"That couple name sounds so stupid! That's why we refuse to hear it!"

"I don't know, sounds kinda nice." said Spike.

"Just like our couple name!"

Then She & Spike held hands, looked at each other with cute eyes & said..."Pinkiespike." Then they nuzzled.

"Ugh, even though me and Garble are together, doesn't mean we're that disgustingly cute!"

"Wait, what's that around your finger?"

Then they both held up their ring fingers.

"We got married!"

"Ah, Spike, even though we're enemies, I gotta say that you just threw your life away!"

*Bitch slap!*

"Hey, what was that for? Wait, were you seriously expecting me to propose?!"

"Every girl wants to get married you idiot! I know, we talked about how meaningless marriage is & we can be happy with being boyfriend & girlfriend, but even so, even if I did say no, I still wanna hear it!"

"Haha, Garble's in the dog house!" Pinkie mocked!"

"Enough of this mindless talking, let's fight!"

Gilda made the 1st move and was countered by Spike! Then Spike set both his hands a blaze to fire punch Garble! Sure dragons are fireproof, but the fire fists were much more fierce! Ha, just look at the slow motion punches, Spike was beating the hell outta him causing him to cough up blood & mucus! Gilda tried to attack but Pinkie called Dan over to help her! Dan came over in a sec and began using guns! Gilda was so fast Dan couldn't get a clear shot! Then he was punched back to his universe by Gilda! Pinkie then stuck a cupcake in her eye!

"AAAAAAAH THAT STINGS SO BA..." Then Gilda was cutoff as Pinkie hit her away with...is that Amy's Piko Piko Hammer?

"That's it! Come 'ere you bitch!" Gilda was coming in fast!

"Pinkie, catch!" Spike pulled a bowling ball out of his bag of tricks! Tossed it to his wife, then Pinkie put it in her Party Cannon, and fired! It got Gilda right in the gut! Gilda's body was torn apart & she fell dead!

"Gilda! Okay, you guys are in for it!" Then Garble roared and became bigger, then he started punching Spike and as Spike lay there taking the hits, Pinkie ran over to block the hit that could've killed him!

"Spike, you gotta go into knight mode!"

"Good idea, IMAGINAAAAAAATION!!!" Then Spike turned into the muscular knight he always imagined he'd be one day! The gallant hero, with sword in hand ran up the enemy's tail, then as he made it to the head, he jumped into the air & used the momentum from falling to create a giant cut in the back of Garble's neck! (Hey, an Attack on Titan reference!)

"Roaaaaaaaaar!" then Garble fell dead, on top of Gilda!

"Oh yeah, we're killers!" Pinkie said in her victory dance

"Uh, not the best story to tell our kids don't you think?"

"Okay, we'll tell them when they're teenagers."

"Deal."

Then they kissed as the sounds of dying and explosions continued on!