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// Chapter 2- World's Collide 
// Story: Mike and Dave's Bogus Adventures in Equestria 
// by ninjapony2467 
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	“Ugh oh god, what the hell happened?” Mike moaned as he began to wake up. As Mike observed his surroundings he noticed something odd about where he is. The first noticeable thing was that he was in a house, a really nice house compared to sector 7’s houses. He was also in a bed, one that was much softer than any other bed he tried. If he wasn’t concerned on where he was he would have slept for hours. Mike checked everything around him to make sure he’s in no immediate threat.

“Hmmm no aliens, no rebels trying to torture us. I guess im in the zone right now.” As he’s thinking this he quickly checks his gear to make sure everything’s still there. “Let’s see one electroshock baton, one side arm pistol, 5 magazines for the pistol, one solar powered flashlight, one walkie talki, and one grenade. Yup everything’s here, though why do I feel as though im forgetting something, and where the hell am I? This place is way too good for anyone to afford. And what the heck was with that bright light, I swear if this is because of-.” Instantly Mike finally remembered what else he was forgetting. 

“DAAAAVVVEEEEEEE”. Mike shouted as he jumps out of bed worried about not only his safety but also the safety of his friend.  Instantly Dave, wielding his side arm, barges through the door into the room where Mike was being held in. 

“Mike I heard you shouting is everything alright?” Dave ready to fire at anything that might cause harm to him or his friend. If it’s not knowing where they are, it’s Dave wielding a gun that makes Mike more worried.

“No im not alright, where the hell are we, what was that bright light, and WHY THE HELL WAS I IN A BED?” Mike frantically shouting trying to figure out what’s happening. As Dave sighs a relief, he disarms his weapon knowing things are alright. Just as Mike finished his screaming, Twilight enters the room worried about her new guest.

“Is everything alright in here, I heard a scream?” Twilight trying to figure out what’s going on.

“...Dave”. Mike says calmly.

“Yeah Mike?” Dave asks cautiously. 

“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING, AND WHY IS IT PURPLE AND HAVE WINGS AND A HORN?” Mike freaking out again this time at the mere sight of Twilight.

“Ok Mike just calm down, Princess Twilight Sparkle is actually peaceful from what she says.” Dave trying to once again calm his partner down.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? PRINCESSES DAVE, REALLY?”

“Mike just hear me out and I’ll explain everything.” Dave sounding like the reasonable one for once.

-One hour earlier-

“SPIKE DID YOU SEE IT I DID IT I DID IT.” Twilight frantically shouting while jumping up and down.

“Ugh yeah you sure did but what are those things Twilight? And what are those things on their faces, wait are those their faces?” Spike trying to wrap his head around the situation.

Twilight’s excitement soon dies down as she finally realizes what she has done. Sure she was able to master the spell, but she also basically kidnapped two random life forms from their original homes. 

“Oh no if Princess Celestia finds out I what I did, she’s going to punish me for kidnapping innocent creatures. She will probably take away my crown or worse…MAGIC KINDAGARDEN!”

At the thought of re-doing magic kindergarten, Twilight beings one of Rarity’s overly dramatic freak outs. As Twilight is hyperventilating and panicking at what to do, one of the creatures begins to make moaning noises.

“TWILIGHT!” Spike trying to knock Twilight out of her freak out. “I think one of them is waking up?” 

Taking notice of this Twilight quickly snaps her neck towards the creature that is making the noises. The creature begins to move around until it finally gathers the strength to get up.

“Ughhh oh man im not going to hear the end of this one from Mike.” Dave states while waking up. As soon as his eyes open all he could see is a purple horse with wings and a tiny baby dragon right in front of him.

“WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!” Dave shouts though not in concern but in confusion.

“AGHH…ugh everything’s alright don’t worry, were friendly.” Twilight trying to calm down the being that towers over here.

“HOLY SHIT IT TALKS TOO. Im going to call you Simba.” Dave says majestically. Normally for any other normal human, this type of situation would scare the life out of them. But for Dave, this would be something he can have fun with.

“What? My names not Simba, its Twilight Sparkle, and who the hay is Simba?” Twilight asks. 

“Bad Simba, no shouting.” Dave says while pointing at Twilight as if telling her to sit down like a dog. Twilight confused at the gesture can only face hoof at what she has brought into her home.

“Look I don’t know who you are but where the heck are we?” Dave finally acting normal. As Dave begins to look around he finally notices where exactly he’s located. Books are shelved all around the walls giving the impression that Dave is in a library. He notices stairs leading up to what is to be the second floor as well as stairs leading down to god knows where. Finally, being aware of his surroundings, is instantly hooked on the sight of his best friend unconscious on the ground.

“MIKE, MIKE ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?”  Dave frantically shouting as he kneels down checking his partner pulse. “Thank god, there’s a pulse.” Dave picking up his friend, turns to Twilight. If he wasn’t wearing a mask, Twilight would have seen the serious and worried stare Dave had. “Is there a bed in this place?” Dave asking her with a serious tone. 

“What? Oh yeah um there’s one upstairs I’ll show you.” Twilight snapping out of her confusion. Twilight begins to lead Dave upstairs while issuing spike to clean up the mess form the spell. As the two finally reach the bedroom, Dave begins to gently lay Mike on the bed only to glance back before leaving. 

“Im sorry for your friend, but if anything im sure he will be alright. After all you woke up and you seem to be functioning alright.” Twilight trying to lighten up the mood. Even though she can’t see his face, she can tell that Dave was worried for his friend.

“Huh? Oh yeah thanks. He will be fine, believe it or not this isn't the worst thing that happened to us ha ha.” Dave finally happy again. “So where are we anyways? I know for a fact the combine doesn't consist of talking horses. Plus this home is in a waaayy better condition than any other home I've been in.”

“Oh well I got a lot of explain to do. Well to begin with, my names Twilight Sparkle and that small dragon you saw earlier was my assistant spike.” Twilight reaching her hoof out to Dave.

“Hi im Dave.” Dave mirroring her actions, he reaches out his hand and hoof bumps hers. And so for the next forty minutes, the two would explain their two worlds. Twilight would go on to tell Dave about Unicorns and Pegasus, princess and magic, and Dave would then go on to tell about the combine and civil protection, and what Mike and Dave would normally do. Both Twilight and Dave were both skeptical yet interested in each other’s realms. 

“Wow I must admit id never expect this stuff to be real but I guess it’s true.” Dave says while rubbing his hand over what was supposed to be his chin. “I mean I knew that there were different worlds and all, but this goes beyond worlds, I mean this is INCREDIBLE.” Dave says excitedly.

“I know, I knew my spell was strong but I can’t believe my spell summoned a whole new species.” Twilight mimicking Dave’s excitement while making a squee noise. Just then however a familiar scream rang through Dave’s ears.

“DAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEE”

Quickly Dave whips out his pistol and rushes upstairs, ready to fight off any creatures and help Mike.

-Present-

“And that’s what happened while you were out. Apparently the ponies here are really friendly and the best part is that there’s no alien dictators or combine.” Dave says as he tells Mike who is currently leaning against a book case. During the time that Dave was explain the situation to Mike, Mike couldn’t help but keep staring at twilight and Spike. “Oh man this is just so freaky, I mean magic and talking ponies, well I guess it could be worse” Mike said in his thoughts. As Dave finally finishes his explanation, Mike stops leaning against the wall and begins to speak.

“Ok, im willing to believe all that you just said. Im going to believe in flying ponies and princesses. There’s just one thing I want to know.” Mike says firmly pointing at Twilight.

“What’s that Mike?” Twilight asks with a puzzled look. “What more could he ask for I mean Dave just told him everything about our world?” Twilight asks herself in her head.

“How are we going to get home?” Mike asks as he’s looking at both Dave and Twilight.

“Oh.” Twilight and Dave both say as they look at each other with a worried look. Looking at both Twilight's and Dave’s expression, all mike could say is “Great”.