Friendship is Chaos

by Vladimir


The Best Night Ever and Return of Harmony Part 1....

We headed into the castle, it was the night of the Gala. Ruby, Sapphire, Kyubi and Chrysie were all by my side, however, Luna gotten sick and had to stay in her room, something about a feather flu. We moved up the stairs as the ponies sang her ridiculously stupid song about how "Magical" their night was going to be. Idiots.
We had learned that the three new changelings were Chrysies older siblings by a few years who had been sent away after they heard of their sister -Chrysie- had been sent away. I learned that Sapphire used water magic, she would send out sharks made from water, Ruby uses a type of earth magic, she can control plants, the whole ground if she wanted, she loves to make wooden dragons that resemble me slightly. Chrysie uses lightning based magic, she can summon storms, control the wind even make the weather her bitch. Kyubi utilizes a monster fox, fire based magic, wind and even use her eyes to cause harm.
We say hello to Celestia as we pass by her, but she gives me a worried look, what has her so scared anyways? Anyways, we get to where the party is, I had brought my IPod and a boom box adapter for it to let others hear the music, it's like a mini stereo. As we listened to the soft music they had while drinking some kind of berry punch, I think it's cherry? Yuck. I conjure up some strawberry juice for us to drink, the girls seemed to love it just as much as I did, so why not?
As we drank the punch, we sat around a table, watching Twi and her friends -save for Rarity who was trying to impress Blue balls which got Spike mad enough to come sit with us, SHOCKER!-.
"What does that jerk have that I don't have? Besides, I'm Rarity's special some-dragon, not that jerk!" He growled. I sighed and shrugged.
"Who knows, he is the kind of type that treats women badly, yet since he is so high in the Nobel's ranks, they deal with it, hoping he would marry them. Bad move for them, h uses them for sex. Keep Rarity close, an deck him if he keeps touching her like that." I say as me and my herd watches Blueblood groping Rarity's ass. Spike snarls and slams him to the ground. Blueblood calls for the guard who go to attack him, that is until I appear to defend him, my hands in my pockets. "Watch yourselves, less you want a death wish." I tell them. The guards back off, recognizing me as the one who took out the diamond dogs along with being with the princesses of he changelings, let alone their own lunar princess.
"Sir." The guards say before going back to their posts. I turn and glare down at Blueblood.
"You're filth. Using women every night just for sex, promising them that if they do so, they'd get their greatest desires. Bah, such rubbish. You don't deserve to be called a prince." I say to Blueblood who gapes at me. I look away and walk away. Lately after airing my new eye and abilities I have become colder to those that deserve it, I had to hold back Slaying Moon out and killing the rotten 'prince'. I sat back at my table and smile at the girls. "Sorry, but you know how I get..." I explained. They nodded their heads before each other them gave me a kiss, which I returned gladly, however Blueblood had came to our table.
"Get you and your whorses out of this castle, commoner!" He yelled at me. I stood up, I towered over him and stared down at him, my hands were pulled from my pockets, and the girls tensed up.
"Never call them that ever again. Understand me?" I growled down at him, loud enough for everyone to hear and look towards us. Celestia stiffened just as Luna cam down stairs, she did as well when she saw me giving Blueblood a death stare. Blueblood scoffed, and then said something that everyone who knew me, was the worst mistake they could do.
"So these four were the slaves? Hm, how about I lock them in the dungeons for a few weeks and treat them as my personal toys, hm?" He threatened. Chrysie and her sisters had flashbacks and tears formed in their eyes. My face became neutral, but intense never ending fury was in my eyes. I knee Blueblood in the chin knocking him into the air, the tables around us were tossed everywhere, as he fell, I grabbed him by his throat, a pitch black rod with a black ring covered in six's forms in my had, I raise the rod, but Chrysie stops me.
"Please, you don't have to kill him, Disorder. Just put him down, okay?" She begs me. Slaying Moon agrees with her, so I drop him on his back, the rod vanishes into my arm. I turn away from him and sit back at our table. Celestia and Luna give us an apologetic look, while everyone else gapes at what just happened. I look back at Blueblood, who is currently knock-out and his nose bloody. I sit back in the chair as I feed the girls my love as Kyubi rubs my hand gently.
"He deserved worse, but, we don't want to see the fool get killed, that just doesn't seem right." Says Ruby. I nod my head slightly as Luna joins us.
"Are any of you hurt?" She asks. We shake our heads, and she smiles. "Good, because that was weird, though he deserved much worse." She said. We laughed.
"That's was I said." Ruby said. We all soon roared with laughter. I watch as Blueblood wakes up after his hour long nap and glares at me.
"Look what you did to me! I'll kill you!" He growls out, his upper lip is cut, his nose is broken, but yet somehow his jaw still works, should have kicked him just hard enough to do that. Damn it. Anyways, Blueblood grabs a guards sword and runs at me, the sword flailing around uselessly, however, it could still do damage to those around him or more in this case. I stand up, and in a swift motion, I grab Bluebloods wrist and snap it like a twig, Slaying Moon growls for me to kill him, but I toss him to the side, the sword had pinned itself into the floor just in front of me. I grab the hilt of the blade and hand it back to the guard to takes I back, before he and his fellow guards take Blueblood to he dungeons. I sigh as the ponies in the room gape at me, again.
"Excuse me, sir?" I turn to my left to see a stallion with...Fleur De Lis behind him. Awe shit.
"Yes? Something you need?" I ask. He smiles and nods.
"Why yes, my name is Fancy Pants and I would like to know here you got your sporting outfit!" He asks me. I see Rarity and Spike looking at the stallion, I had remembered hearing about him when Hoity Toity had visited Ponyville while the girls and I were visiting the Bad Lands -story for another time-.
"I got them from Ponyvill's Carousel Boutique, owned by the lovely Rarity, who is right over there." I say, while pointing a thumb to Rarity and Spike, who's faces light up in surprise.
"Thank you sir, I hope we meet again." He bows before heading over, Fleur follows after him. The two of them send grateful glances to me, I wave them off before turning back to my herd, who are giving me those "That's our man" looks. I blink.
"What?" I ask.
"Oh, nothing, just amazing how civilized you can be." Kyubi say playfully. I smirked and shrugged.
"Yeah well, it amazes me too. I lived in the abandoned castle in the Everfree Forest till I was ten, so I didn't have that much experience with others, well not until Tia found me and kind of raised me. I guess it makes sense as to why she left the herd, she does still see me like a son, so I guess that's a plus." I explain. They look at me incredulously. "What?" Is all I say.
"You live in the Everfree for ten years?" Chrysie asked.
"Well yeah, no pony would accept me for what was, so I was just dumped there or something. I lean back and yawn into my hand until door burst open and Shy screams something about loving her, Rainbow is...apparently drunk and French kissing Pinkie, oookay, that's weird. Twi is with Celestia who are talking up a storm, Rarity and Spike are getting ready to leave.
"Seems this Gala was pretty good, aside from blue balls, that is." I say. They all nod their heads in unison. We get up and leave the castle, and to a doughnut shop called "Doughnut Joe's" were we get seated at a large table. Twi and her friends enter with depressed looks -except for Twi, Rarity and Spike that is-. They complain about how terrible the Gala was, Celestia appears and says it always is and that this one was better than the others. My herd and I talked about our plans, but then, Luna and Celestia rush back to bringing all of us with them.
"He has escaped! quick get- AAUUGGHHHH!!!" A guard yells as he is thrown off of the castle. We follow the princesses to the statue gardens and there we find Blueblood standing in front of a man that looks similar to me, but he is much older.
He sports a goatee, his hair is black and grey, his eyes are red and yellow, in his right eye is changeling cross much like my own, around his neck is a chained necklace with a gold chain, it has a sword in the middle, a War-Hammer on the left of sword while he has a trident on the right of the sword. He wears a black cloak over hi shoulders that are tattered, he has a blue goat horn and elk antler on the top of his head. He has a blue Alicorn wing and a black bat wing. His left hand is normal, while his right looks like a skeleton version. His pants look like they were stitched together, his left shoe is teal while his right is neon pink. He has a long whip like tail with claws at the tip. He has a large fang coming from the left side of his upper jaw.
"There he is! Get rid of him!" Blueblood orders with a smug look on his face. The man growls and kicks Blueblood down and stomps on his none-broken wrist, shattering it. "What are you doing!? I freed you for a reason!" He cries out in pain.
"I'm not going to lay a hand on my own son, you filth! I heard what you said about his herd. Not cool you lousy pony!" He yells with a young and slightly old voice, but it sounds like two voices are talking at the same time, the voices have different tones and pitches to them.
"But...I freed you, you're supposed to follow my orders!" He cries out again. The man laughs in a mocking way, much like Artemis's.
"I am Discord! The master of Chaos and Disharmony, I am not a Genie, but a Draconequus God!" Discord yells. He kicks Blueblood over to Celestia. "Since when did you accept filth to become royalty? Tia?" He asks. I stop and watch. Celestia gives him a deadly look. "Still mad about the break up and the fact that I fell in love with a human woman? Man you don't let a brother catch a break do you? Whatever." He looks at me and smiles. "Been a while, the last time I saw you was when I last trained you." He says. My eyes widen and he grins. "That's right, I am Artemis! Now then, how about explaining to me why you were placed in the abandoned castle instead of kept at this castle?" He asks me from behind me and my herd. I jump and spin, he grabs my face and looks into my face. "Seems my medaling with your life has done you some good. You have pieces from other universes and dimensions, also good. I am proud of you my boy!" He laughs.
"Um, are you really my father?" I ask softly. He nods his head and summons my photo of him.
"This was taken after I was sealed in stone after helping out those changelings with their griffin problem. You'd be surprised how much you change when you just find out that your wife is pregnant with a half breed. By the way, why do you look so young? More importantly, where is your mother? She should have been put in stone as well." He says as he looks around. Celestia gains a sad look.
"After you're being corrupted by Sombra's dark magic, we, had to place a spell on the two of the, but, it only worked on Disorder. Beth didn't make it, but, she managed to live for a long while, when he turned nine, she...well vanished in the forest. I'm sorry Discord but, she is gone." Celestia tells him. Discord gains a heartbroken expression on his face.
"She's...gone? No, that can't be! I made sure she would still be here, I made sure she would not grow old..." Tears grow in his eyes as he covers his mouth. I patter his back tentatively.
"Was she a good woman?" I ask. Discord nods his head, his throat tight as he chokes back tears. His hair then covers his eyes and the ground trembles violently as tears go down his face and hit the ground. He looks at Celestia and snarls.
"You killed her! YOU DID THIS!!" He yells at her so harshly, literal ice forms around his feet. "YOU BECAME JEALOUS OF BETH AND WANTED HER GONE!!" He cries out, tears dripping from his chin.
"No, I didn't, I was trying to save her! She still looked young before she vanished! But she might be dead by now!" Celestia yells back. Discord roars and the skies darken, thunder booms and lightning cracks.
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! SHE CAN'T DIE! SHE CAN'T! SHE WAS THE ONLY HUMAN WITH THE ABILITIES I HAD!" He roars out at her, his tears not stopping. I get between the two of them.
"Please, stop fighting! She could have just been taken! She might be somewhere in the forest or she might be a slave somewhere trying to get free! But lease stop fighting!" I yell. The two of them look at me, as if a thought comes to them.
"The Diamond Fox's. They live in the Everfree Forest and take slaves from any race...now it all makes sense as to why we fund those paw prints..." Celestia states. Discord snarls and looks towards the forest.
"I'm coming to get you Beth, I swear it!" He growls out. I place a hand on his shoulder.
"We are going to get her. She's my mother, even if I don't know her too well, if at all, but she is still my mother." I state. I see a saddened look in Celestia's eye. "But Celestia is my adoptive mother as well, and as such, I'll treat her the same." I state. Discord looks from me to Lune, and then back again.
"And Luna? What of her? She is like your aunt." he states. I shrug.
"I don't really don't care. We aren't related and we don't view each other like that, so we're fine." I say. Discord gets a cocky grin as he gently punches my right shoulder.
"Damn right it is! Now then, you have four channeling princesses? How did you do this?" He asks. I tell him the story of what had happened to me, he found it funny how the "Elements of Harmony" consisted of chaos. He scowled when I talked about how we found Chrysie and her sisters, but grew a smile and nodded his head as I told him about how I love them, just as much as I do Luna. "Wow, that's one heck of a story. And from the looks of them and your confidence, I say you get to bed with them whenever, eh?" He says while his eyebrow rises a few times in a questioning manner. I blush, as do the girls. Luna blushes after catching on.
"Well...I...er..." I mumble.
"Yes, he does and can, though we start it, and he finishes it." Chrysie says. Discord nods his head and smirks at her.
"You young Chrysalis, are a real catch, same to your sisters. But if I ever see your father, he will not be seen or heard from again. alright?" He says. The four of them their heads before blushing as he hugs them tightly. "Besides, I can already tell that I'll be your father-in-law sometime soon. Might as well already call me dad." He says to them. They blush more, but smile and nod their heads.
"Are you really a god?" I ask him. Discord laughs and laughs and laughs.
"Of course I am! Granted I am not exactly seen as one, but I am. The princesses are goddesses, literally." He states. I stare at him, my mouth ajar.
"Seriously!? Then what does that make me!?" I ask. He stares at me before poking my chest.
"Eh, demi-god but since you have immortality thanks to me and your mother, as well as from Tia, I'd say you make a pretty good one at that." He explains. I smile, but then frown. "What's wrong?" He asks.
"I'll outlive Chrysie and the girls..." I say sadly. He laughs and slaps his knee.
"No you won't! They had sex with you, gave themselves to you, when the lovers of a Draconequus do that, they inherit the life spans of their lovers, meaning they will be by your side, forever." He explains. I smile at that and the girls nuzzle me lovingly. "Unless they are killed, but seeing as to how they aren't normal changelings, they'll be fine!" He reassures us. I smile wider and kiss them all lovingly. The rest of the night was filled with us packing things up for tomorrows journey to get my mother back, well, besides packing, there was tones of sex too, lots and lots of sex! I love my herd!

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We stand outside of the Everfree Forest. I take a deep breath, and let it out. We head into the forest, we are going to save my mother from her slavery, and bring her home. Unknown to us, is that we are being watched by the Diamond Fox's, who eyes Kyubi with fever.
========3rd PoV=================================

Deep within the heart of the forest, a woman with blonde hair, blue eyes, is wearing a torn up yellow sundress, on her left shoulder is a Yin-Yang symbol. A large bipedal fox, whips her.
"Keep working, slave!" He growls. The woman hisses in pain, before she goes back to work.
'I can feel your energies, Discord and my baby boy; Disorder.' She thinks to herself, a small smile on her face as she keeps working.