-Twilight's Home-
"Ugh why isn't it working." Twilight moans as she slumps over her desk. For the past few days, Twilight has been working on a new teleportation spell that actually summons anything to her. But instead of summoning living organisms, all she can summon are random objects such as trash cans and empty cans.
"THIS...IS....RIDICULOUS. I am an alicorn, so why is it so hard to summon anything alive to me. All i want to do is perfect a spell so that I can summon my friends to me in case of emergency...UGHH." Twilight moans again resting her face on her work table. Spike, hearing all the commotion, proceeds into the library section of twilight's home.
"Twilight, you've been working on this spell for days. Maybe you should take some time and rest or see one of your friends." Spike says worried.
"I cant Spike, If i am to become an expert at magic i need to master all different spells like princesses Celestia or Luna. I must master this spell."
With a deep breathe and exhale, Twilight began to focus all her magic into her horn creating a bright purple aura surrounding her horn. After seconds of focusing large amounts of magic, arcane symbols began to surround Twilight, a sign that the spell is working. Twilight being excited through this began to even focus more magic, more than Celestia or even Luna have created. In a instant a bright light flashed throughout the room followed by smoke. Twilight was thrown back into the wall from the spell and Spike being the worried kind rushed to where the sound of Twilight hitting the wall. As the smoke began to clear, both Twilight and Spike were lost for words as to what was seen before them.
"Twi...Twilight..what are those things?" Spike stammered.
"I dont know..but whatever they are...IT MEANS MY SPELL WORKED!" Twilight shouted happily not paying attention to the two unconscious beings lying right before them.
-Ten Minutes Earlier-
It was an average Sunday morning for civil protection’s Dave and Mike (probably the worst officers ever if I may add) as they patrolled the streets . Mike is probably the brains of the two yet tends to be a jerk at times. This could be because of his partner Dave the….ugh the best less said about him the better. Despite the two of them arguing at times, they are probably the best of friends even if Mike doesn't see it. The two work for Civil Protection, a police force created by the combine to “watch” over urban areas of the earth. Oh and in case I forgot, the Combine is an alien race that overthrew the earth and created Civil Protection to keep order…how delightful.
Even with all this information, Mike and Dave can care less about aliens or order, just as long as they get their paychecks. Anyways, it was a normal morning for the two as they went on their regular ranting.
“I'm telling you Mike, out there there are thousands of universes just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what could be waiting out there for us” Dave said. "That TV special last night really opened my eyes, I mean alternate universes. HEY maybe there's a universe were we have super powers like my mind control fantasy he-he."
“OOOH OK I’ll tell you what’s out there Dave, another alien race just waiting to take us as their prisoners, just like the combine.” Mike stated sounding a bit agitated. “Who cares what’s out there anyways when we should be thinking about how were going to keep our jobs after LAST WEEKS FIASCO.”
“HEY IT WASN'T MY FAULT MIKE, IF YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME GUNS WERE A BAD WAY OF GETTING RID OF RATS YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!” Dave blurting out so the whole world could hear them.
"I WOULD OF THOUGHT SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND REALIZE IT WAS A BAD IDEA DAVE!" Mike now yelling to, completely forgetting about the passing civilians.
Mike and Dave would normally get into trouble here and there. Sometimes it may be vandalism, other times it would be getting tossed fifty feet in the air. But shooting a bunch of rats in the middle of public to get rid of a vermin problem only to hit a gasoline barrel and destroy a market….yeah big deal. Normally Mike and Dave would get have to clean the bathrooms at HQ, but The Chief told them what will happen this time.
-At HQ before Mike and Dave's morning shift-
“THE MAYORS GONNA HAVE MY ASS ON THIS ONE!!! HES DEMANDING YOU TWO TO BE TERMINATED!” The Chief shouting at the two cops not even giving a care how many other metro cops are listening.
“Weelllll to be fair sir, that barrel was picking on me. And we all know you can’t mess with Civil Protection.” Dave’s best and only attempt at not making things worse.
“Were dead, were fucking dead this time.” That was all that was running through Mikes head.
“YOU TWO GET BACK ON PATROL AND WHEN YOU GET BACK ILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL BOTH BE PUNISHED FOR THIS MESS.” The chief now taking a seat at his desk, hand signaling them to leave.
-Present-
Mike now stopping in his tracks, Dave follows as he looks onto his friend.
“Look Dave, we’ve been through a lot together and I mean A LOT. But now were in deep shit man, either were going to lose our jobs or” Mikes reasonable conversation with Dave is quickly interrupted by a call through Dave’s walkie talkie.
“Come in unit 7 this dispatch do you read?” Mike putting his hand over his face mask, knowing something isn't going to be right. Dave answered the call with an exaggerated sigh.
“This is unit 7 copy what’s wrong?”
“Reports are coming in of bright lights appearing in sector 8. People are reporting things disappearing as the lights appear. Go down and check it out.”
“Understand unit 7 over and out.” Dave answers with a hint of confusion in his tone.
“What the hell is going on? Bright lights, things disappearing? Is there some type of gas leak or something?” Dave trying to change the subject that Mike brought up earlier. Despite what Dave does, he can understand when his partner is upset. The two of them have been like brothers since joining the force. Even though Dave likes to push Mike's buttons, he does know when to quit...he just doesn't like to.
“Hell if I know, hopefully it has nothing to do with that stupid gravity gun we found before.” Mike says as he beings remembering the building they easily tossed into the air.
“Ha-ha oh yeah I totally forgot about the gravity gun, that was awesome. Oh wait I didn't tell you what happened after the building crashed did I?” Dave knew if anything could cheer up Mike it’s one of his stories. And for some odd (and scary) reason, Dave always had a story to tell.
“Nah lay it on me.” Mike's tone now somewhat cheering up.
“So after we punched out I saw Barney run up to me and Pete freaking out. Apparently a building came hurdling from the sky and crashing into his apartment complex. He was all like ‘on no a building came from the sky and destroyed my home’. And all I could say was ‘yyeaaahh I got to go.”
“HA HA oh man, Barenys such an idiot.” Mike said while laughing with Dave. “I must admit despite what happens, I guess some good things can happen to us. I mean they never found out it was us who threw the building into the sky.”
Just then, a bright light appeared before Mike and Dave’s eyes blinding them completely.
“AGHHHH DAAAVVVEE?” Mike shouting at the top of his lungs.
“YEAH MIKE?” Dave also shouting being overwhelmed by the bright light.
“I TAKE IT BACK, NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO US”. Mike finishing off before the two fall unconscious.