//------------------------------// // Uncomfortably, Comfortably, Comforted: // Story: The teleportation problem // by Idontlikeusernames99 //------------------------------// To spike, Twilghts number one assistant, the day had been pleasantly normal..That was until he was getting pushed out the door, and being told he was to spend the weekend with Rarity, not that it was a bad thing. Twilght, on the other hoof, had been a little jittery from the events of that morning. Luckily, for her, spike was still sleeping when she got back. She felt as though she had committed some sort crime, and why wouldn't she? She had slept, WITH DISCORD! Of all the ponys in Ponyville. She would have rather woken up next to Granny Smith! Okay...wait, she took that back...errrg. Although it wasn't her fault, in any way, it was still a VERY embarrassing to think about. Everytime the thought surfaced, crimson would flare across her cheeks. That sort of thing was to be expected from a mare who's spent barely anytime around the opposite gender. So twilght was facing no chances of anyone finding out, should it happen again. She had spoken to Rarity earlier about how the fashionista pony needed some help around the boutique, and Twilght needed a little free time herself. Although for her sake, she hopped Rarity didn't think of 'free time' as looking at new issues of 'Play Stallion'. The arrangement was made that spike would spend the weekend with Rarity, his love-strucken face showed that he had no problem with this. And that left nothing for Twilght to do but get some well-deserved study time. Even though she had began with studying owls, she found herself reading up on malfunctioning spells, but to no avail. It was late, VERY late, to say the mare in the library was tired, was an understatement. She didn't even make it half way up the stairs before she found them just as inviting as a warm bed, and decided to lay down right there. Almost as soon as her eyes had closed, she was gone in a white flash, her body recognizing this new area was a more suitable resting place, she couldn't help but to snuggle into it. As soon as she opened her eyes, she knew where she was. Great. "Discord...Discord,Wake up! " She was trapped, and got no reponse from the chimera. She was being hugged like teddy bear, she had tried to wiggle out, but it had only made the restraints tighten. She stopped struggling for a breath, her face was pink, and she was quite hot, when she realized her predicament, the pink darkened to red. "Grrr, you asked for this Discord! " She swung her hoof backwards, hitting Discord in a very sensitive spot "Yeeeowwww!" He let her go and rolled onto the floor, hunched over with a look of serious pain. She bolted and flew up in much the same position of the previous morning. "Great Lord Sun-Butt!, What in all of equestria was that for Twilght?" She rolled her eyes, "I told you to let me go!" He was now laying on the floor, he looked somewhat like a lion. "Couldn't you have just used your magic? I was sleeping for Moon-butts sake!" Twilghts face went a little pale. "Haha... oh, yeah.. that's right, hehehe magic, my mistake" Discord looked annoyed. "I can't believe they made YOU princess, celestial must be going senial." -"Discord take that back! don't talk about princess celestial like that! He scoffed "But it's true! " Her eyes narrowed. "That's it, I'm reporting you to princess celestial" She stopped flying and began walking towards the door. "This behavior is unaccepta-ACK! -"Let's no go jumping to conclusion now princess, we can talk this over like civilized adults" Her expression portrayed annoyance, but to be honest, this wasn't a matter she would like other ponys to know about... "Let go of my tail Discord" -"As you wish my princess" He let her tail go with a very dramatic bow. "I am humbly at your service" "Discord If you can't take this seriously, I'm going to tell celestial! " -"Oh, alright...ya big party pooper.." She sighed... "Discord, whats really going on here?" -"It seems, I may...or may not...behavingamalfunctionwithmymagic "What?" He took a deep breath. " I said, I may be having a malfunction controlling my magic" She looked puzzled "What in the hay does THAT have to do with me waking up in your bed? hmmmm?" He coughed, averting his eyes. A light pink burning over his muzzle. "Well, my subconscious seems to deem you necessary in my dreams" Twilght was in shock.