//------------------------------// // Let it begin! // Story: CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES // by last of delta1 //------------------------------// Once the bright light disappeared, I opened my eyes, and looked over at Jenny. She opened her eyes, and scanned the room, and looked at me. "Uhh, Jacob, why does everything look like a cartoon?" She asked. "hell if I know." I said with a shrug. "Anyways, we should set everything up, and plan on how we'll attack." Jenny nodded in agreement, and we began to unload our equipment. It took us about two hours to finish making camp, and catch some dinner. Once we were done, we built a large fire pit, I placed Trixie next to it, cooked our dinner, and relaxed next to the fire pit. I was roasting some weird type of chicken that kept staring at me, and ripped a chunk of it's cooked flesh with my teeth. I looked over to Jenny, and smiled. "You know, I like to be alone, but I'm glade that your here." I said. Jenny smiled, and bit into her food. "Same here." She said. "Hey, I just remembered, I have some old Vodka I stole from a dead group of Russians." She said, and rose to her feet. She walked over, and pulled a big bottle of Vodka out of her bag. She opened the bottle and took a large sip of it. She coughed and looked over at me. "Strong shit." She chuckled, and walked back to the fire. She offered me the bottle, and I accepted. I placed my lips on the bottle, and drank. I cringed a bit, and chuckled. "No kidding." I said. "What are you two drinking?" Trixie asked. I looked over to Jenny, and shrugged. I got up, and walked over to Trixie. I offered her a sip, and she accepted. As soon as she took a sip, she started coughing, and spitted out some of the Vodka. "What in Equestria is that!?" Me, and Jenny laughed. "That, Trixie, is Russian Vodka." I chuckled. Trixie continued spitting, and I walked back to the fire. " Anyways, Jenny, what happened to your plans of rebuilding D.C?" I asked. She seemed to be uncomfortable about the question and, looked down to avoid eye contact. "It's... it's a long story." She said. I looked down, and saw that she had something in her hand. "What ya holding?" I asked. She froze for a moment, and sighed. She slowly opened her hand and reviled a picture. The picture showed Jenny, and a huge group. They all were holding shovels, and weapons. I soon noticed Jenny in the middle with a small girl on her shoulders. I pointed to the picture. "Who are they?" She stayed silent for a moment, looked up, and spoke. "Family..." I looked at the picture again, and felt a sharp pain. "What happened?" I asked, and looked back to her. She remained silent for a few minutes, and spoke up. "The Russians came back, there wasn't an army of them, but there was enough." She said. She soon looked back at the picture, and shook her head. "We were so close Jacob, so close. We almost rebuilt D.C. We almost built a new home." She said. I looked at the picture one more time and pointed at the little girl. "Who's that?" "Hannah, I found her in D.C. Her parents were killed by bandits that were robbing them. They almost got her, but I came in and stopped them. I did what you did with me, I took her in." She said. She put the picture in her pocket, and looked at me with a small smile. "She's in a better place now." I nodded, and smiled. For the next hour, we just sat there eating and, drinking. Soon, we finished, and I looked over to Trixie. Trixie noticed this, and began to grow worried. "What?" She asked. "Have you been at ponyville?" She nodded. "Do you know any of the ponies that live there?" She nodded again. "Who do you know?" "I-I know that Twilight Sparkle, she embarrassed me in front of the entire town, and ruined me." She said. I rubbed my chin, and thought for a minute. Soon, an idea popped into my head. "Do you hate her?" She nodded. "Are you willing to do anything to get back at her?" She nodded again. "Good, how about I offer you something that will do that." She seemed to perk up a bit. "Like what?" "Find her, and bring her here." I said. "Once I'm done with her, you are free to do anything you like with her." She thought for a moment, and looked at me. "Fine, I'll bring her here." She said. I gave a wicked smile, pulled out a small chip, and walked up to her. "Good." I said. I twisted her head around, and stuck the chip into her skull. She yelped in pain, and glared at me. "What was that!?" She shouted. "That is one of the last smallest military bombs known to man. Ya see, I don't trust you, and I need to make sure you don't warn any of your friends. If you fuck up, that chip will blow your head into pieces, and I will do the job myself." I said. I soon freed her. She glared at me, and huffed. I looked over to Jenny. "Jenny, get your gear, we're going to town." She jumped to her feet and grabbed her gear. We all left our camp, and followed Trixie. [A few hours of walking through the forest] We soon reached the town, and me and Jenny hid in the bushes. I looked to Trixie. "Ok, your going to go to Twilights house, and tell her that you have something to show her. Simple." I said. She nodded, and walked into the town. "So, who's this Twilight?" Jenny asked. "She one of the ponies I met when I first got here. She is also someone who can help us get to Disford." We remained quiet for a few minutes, and soon saw Trixie returning with Twilight. I made a evil smile. Trixie, and Twilight soon entered the forest, and me and Jenny moved in. Both Trixie and Twilight were now in the forest, and in open space. I walked out of the bushes with Jenny by my side. I cleared my throat, making Twilight spin around. Her eyes went wide, and her mouth opened a bit. "Well, Twilight, we have some things to do." I said. She was about to say something, but I bolted at her, and gave a hard blow with the butt of my gun. She fell with a hard thud. I picked her up, and swung her over my shoulder. I looked back to Jenny, and Trixie. "Lets head back." I said. *That was easy... real easy. I don't like it.* 'I agree, but lets just get back to the camp.' We walked through the forest for a good hour, and I started to hear a noise from behind us. I looked to Jenny, and saw that she was tightly holding onto her M4 Carbine. I then looked to Trixie, and noticed that she seemed nervous. I took note of this, and stopped. Both Jenny, and Trixie soon stopped and looked at me. "What's wrong?" Jenny asked. I dropped Twilight, and slowly approached Trixie. Her eyes were filled with fear. "W-what?" She asked. Once I was close enough, I grabbed her my the neck, and twisted her head around. I was soon boiling with anger as saw that the chip had been ripped off. 'No way, how the hell did she get it off!' I raised her to my eye level, and began to repeatedly bash her face with my fists. "Who do you think your fucking with you fucking pathetic mutated FREAK!" I screamed in her face. "You think you can trick me you whore!?" I soon stopped and dropped her to the ground, and gave one last kick to her rips. It made a satisfying crack, and she moaned in pain. I was panting fast, and filled with rage. "No one, and I mean no one, FUCKS WITH ME!" I screamed and pulled out Emily. "I warned ya." I said, and sunk Emily into her eye. She let out a high pitch scream that echoed through the forest. I was about to rib out the eye, but all of a sudden female voice cried out. "NO!" I looked over my shoulder to see Twilight fully awake, and starring at me with pure shock, and fear. I smiled rose to my feet. "Twilight, I'm glade you finally awoke." I said with a huge grin under my mask. I then walked over to her, and began to chuckle. "Now, we have some business to deal with." She looked at me in terror, and attempted to run away, but Jenny tackled her to the ground. Twilight struggled, struggled, and soon let out a cry for help. "Somepony help me!!" She screamed. I chuckled, and shook my head. "Last I remembered, you were a princess. Pathetic." I said. As I was walking towards her, I heard something snap from behind me. I quickly spun around, aimed Barbara in the direction of the noise, and fired five shots. A scream of pain was soon heard, and a pony that was wearing golden roman armor fell out of the bushes. "Mother fuckers." Soon there were multiple battle cry's from the bushes, and more armored ponies came running out of the bushes. Jenny got off of Twilight, and put her back against mine as she aimed her M4 at the ponies. The ponies surrounded us, and aimed their spears, and crossbows at us. Soon, a pony with purple and gold armor ran out next to Twilight. "Twily, I was so worried when I heard the screaming. Are you alright?" The pony with the Different armor said. "Yes I'm fine, but I'm not sure about Trixie. " Twilight said. Soon, Celestia, Luna, and the other five ponies came out of the bushes. The five ponies ran up to Twilight, and to ask her questions, while Celestia, and Luna walked In front of Twilight. Celestia stared daggers at me. If I had a soul, it would have frozen. But I stood my ground, and walked over to Trixie. "Celestia, Luna, it's so great to see you again. I truly missed you." I said, and placed my foot onto Trixie's skull. "Jacob, I have warned you not to hurt my subjects. You, and your friend are to surrender, and face Equestrian law." Celestia said. I made a evil grin, a began to chuckle. "That's not gonna happen. I want Disford right here, right now so he can face justice." I said. "That is not going to happen Jacob. Just please surrender peacefully." She said. My evil grin grew larger, and I looked down at Trixie's bloody face. "It looks like they don't care about you, isn't that a shame. I'm not surprised, your nothing but dirt to them. You had the chance to join me, but ya fucked it up. Though I am curious how you got the chip off without it killing you. Oh well, bye, bye." I said. I soon put pressure onto her skull, and heard a satisfying crunch. Blood splattered onto my pants, and all over the ground. All of the ponies eyes went wide, and Celestia was motionless. "Man, what a mess." I chuckled. Soon Celestia snapped out of it, and her horn began to glow. "I WILL MAKE YOU PAY YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!" She boomed. "Jenny, I got this bitch, you handle the armored fuckers." I said. Jenny nodded. I looked back to Celestia, and aimed Barbara at her. "LET IT BEGAN MOTHERFUCKERS!!"