//------------------------------// // The Grand Galloping Gala. // Story: The Spider's game. // by TwoPie //------------------------------// Two Pie, was on the train with Zeru. he had never been on a train, where changelings never constantly checked the train. they might have well just killed themselves, because they were hated, and useless. "this is quite peaceful. i just hope i dont see that damned princess, Aurora." "Two Pie, dont say that! you might have fun with her!" "she's using me Zeru, and i dont like that." Zeru didn't like Two Pie's tone, neither the topic. the next thing Two Pie saw, before a charm was casted on him, to love Aurora, was the glowing horn, of an angry zebra. The train ride was long, and finally ended at canterlot, where Two Pie would unpack his bags at the nearest inn, put on his night cap, and jump off to bed, to dream of the gala, which was luckily, the next day! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Two Pie, woke up, and jumped out of bed, then saying "cambiare forma" the name of the drako, of changing form. he then, thought of a ravishing, silk, navy blue tux over himself, (only the waist up, since his tail would've ripped the pants) and thus appeared the tuxedo. "well. cant wait for a great night with Aurora!" said Two Pie, not knowing that he once hated that pony's own living guts. "well... thank you, my last changeling thief, for doing the job of making him forget about Aurora using him." said a no longer, huge, or even somewhat at all looking Aracna. she had over the years, been feeding off of her own changelings, and started slowly gaining their powers, for the better of her plan. she had gained the powes of her changelings, all to be able to morph herself, into an Aurora look alike. "time for the night i haven't had for 4 billion years, ever since discord started on me." She then, snickered and walked away, slowly, and devilishly. Two Pie, walked with Red, and Meenus, all going to the doughnut bar at canterlot, to spend two hours there, until the gala. "so, what do you expect to see at the gala? this year, i heard is themed comic style. might as well call it comic-con for equestria." said Two Pie, jokingly, after using his sixth sense, (the 4th wall breaking senses) for the first time in 3 years. Red, and Meenus cocked their heads over, confused at Two Pie. They didn't know what comic-con was, and they didn't know that it was only in the universe, this story is told in. (that's pointing to the reader right there. who said the narrator couldn't break the fourth wall as well?) "whats comic-con?" "oh, nothing Red." "well, it sounds stupid..." "well, its this place where a bunch of people get together, and cosplay as fictional characters!" "'People'? whats a 'People'?" Asked Meenus. "you.. wouldn't get it." "probably not, but im sure its stupid." As red said this, the chef came out, holding a tray of doughnuts, all fresh, and gooey. "thanks" Two Pie said, as he handed over 12 bits, 4 bits per doughnut. "yeah, just make sure to clean up after yourself this time" said the chef, looking over at a nervous, yet maliciously looking Red. The doughnuts were good. REALLY good. "these aren't as delicious as usuall, i wonder if they're doing this because the gala is happening tonight" said curious Red, looking over at the kitchen. "but no pony hasn't even gotten here yet!" said Two Pie, trying to start a conversation on this, for no reason. and it was an intense conversation, full of of their parents, the 20 year missed period of galas. a specially, Two Pie's story. Two Pie, whirled the whole conversation around, after 30 minutes, to his 6 year current endurance, all to realize that it had been taken away. They were a good audience, with Meenus letting out gasps at the right moment, and Red smacking his hood into the table every time there was something to be mad about. they were really interested, and wanted to hear more. so they asked what every captain looked like, how spike was, if he knows where that little girl is, and much much more, taking up the last 1 hour, and 30 minute period of time before the gala. The had gotten there, before the doors opened, and barely anypony was there! it was just the guard, princess Cadence, (who was now princess of equestria. she was still alive, yes) and a ravishingly looking Aurora, in a lovely gown, and her one big bun of hair, was gorgeous! she looked picture perfect, and Two Pie, would be her date. All though, Two Pie had once hated her, he loved her like no other ever did. "hello, my little Drago stallone" "Drago Stallone? thats dragon stallion... thats a perfect Drako name! thank you, luci principessa. thats dragon, for Princess lights, being that they dont have the name Aurora, in dragon, your name would be lights instead." "thats good! why dont you teach me more about the dragon language, as i give you a VIP tour of the gala" A VIP tour? wow, Two Pie was lucking in, and he was quite drunk from the amount of caffeine he had drunken, from the coffee in the bar, so he got the great idea that after 1 in the morning, he would surprise her in her room, at how good he could be while being slept with... "this, is the final part of the tour. the bedrooms, for all of the VIP guests, so if you want, you can stay here tonight... or, from your plan, in my bedroom, with me" Aurora, (you know what, lets call her, who she is.) Aracna, read his mind, and blushed, as hard as possible. she was accepting, to what would happen. this was her plan, and she would fulfill it no matter what. "how about a dance?" she finally asked the Drunken-sailor-dragon-warrior for a dance on the dance floor, and put out her hoof. "of course, anything for you!" said Two Pie, grabbing her hoof, then running to the dance floor. and yet, for his hyper active state, he was an excellent slow dancer, and gave her the kisses, whenever he would transition her from side to side. (listen, this next part of the chapter, will involve sex, but the smallest form of it. when it starts, i will just end the chapter there, and hope that you guys dont hate me for no rule 34. i will be revising the story after im done, and add a few things, so if you want rule 34, which im not that type of guy, to resort to rule 34 for good ratings, i might add it, if i get atleast 10 people saying "34 please" in the comments. just so you know.) _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Quite the few hours later, it was finally past 1 in the morning, and Two Pie, then took the hoof of a tired looking "Aurora" really Aracna in disguise, and and walked slowly to her room, which was huge! it was as big as the tiny fishing ship, that Two Pie landed in the fish barrels, on. the bed, was gigantic, but two pillows were positioned in the correct order for this quaint hour or two of this. Two Pie wasn't going to be sure how long it was going to take, but wanted to know how it felt. so, he whipped of his clothing, saw the now bottom-bare Aurora, looking beautiful, in the bed. Two Pie, joined her, then penetrated her, once they were "in the right position" apparently to how Aurora said it. after that, it was a quick few minutes, then Aurora said "stop! thats... enough" she sounded fluttered "thats way better than i expected" then, They both went to sleep, with Two Pie, having his hoof over the side of Aurora, who now, was trying to contain her wing boners. (yes, that was a joke, i made a joke from rule 34. you might as well expect it every now and then in some stories.) Two Pie, then drowsed off into a sleep, that he would like for the rest of his life...