This week was just...what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah! Awful. How? Well, let's recap: You got into a bet with a friend three five weeks ago. He/She's becoming obsessed, and he/she coming to your house everyday now. But hey! At least you know you won.
You were at home, eating your favorite cereal, when your friend decides to flip your bowl and sit next to you. "Don't eat your cereal, man/girl! You gotta eat these!" She shoves this food in your hand.
Raisins.
"No..." You say angrily. Your friend see's your expression and starts to question it. "What's wrong with you?" He/She asked.
You sigh as you say, "Look, we know who won. So can you please leave me alone?" Your friend stares at you like you stepped into the fiery pits of Minecraft, then came back out without a scratch. He/She smiles and finally replies with, "NOPE!!"
You sigh as you turn on the TV.
Here we go...
The girls came out bruised, burned and frozen, and hard to breathe. The goat looked at them hard. "You had quite a lot of trouble for a pipsqueak." He said.
"Yeah...yeah. I think I'm gonna go now." Sweetie Belle breath through her sentence. The girls followed her to the ship and Scoot said, "Girls...maybe we need to start somewhere else."
"Where else to?" Sweetie Belle asked. Applebloom put a hoof on her chin and smiled. "Where else to? Let's try...this one!"
The two looked at the next planet, and they smiled as well. "Let's go!!" they all yelled as the spaceship turned and flew towards the destined planet. When they finally made it, they parked their spaceships and looked around the tree's. "So, what now?" Scoot asked.
"Ah don't know. Never actually seen this one." Applebloom said.
"Oh! I'm late! Very, very late! I'm here, and I should be there! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" They heard. A bunny, very very scared, ran side to side, and reached the hole.
"W-wait! Mr.Bunny!" Applebloom called out. They followed him into the hole, falling in as things got downside-up. The girls screamed, but after a few seconds or so, they realized their falling at a slow pace. "I...I don't get it. Shouldn't we be, you know, falling to our doom?" Sweetie Belle asked.
Scoot was laying back as she fell. "Nah, this place is topsie-turvey! Up is down, left is right, fish are mammals, and mammals are fish. So if were falling, then were pretty much just gliding." She said, calm as usual.
"How do you know this?" Applebloom asked.
"I dream about this place a lot, but not enough to get a full grasp on it." She said, her smirk now appearing. She finally hit the floor with a thud and had a huge headache, while others landed on their hooves. "Oh dear, I need to be lead! Or she will surely have my head! I'm late!!" the bunny ran past them once again, into the doors.
"Mr. Bunny! Wait up!" Sweetie Belle called out. They ran to him, but to see the door. They opened it to find a second door, then a third door, then the fourth. "Hah...movie reference." Scoot randomly said.
They entered to find everything flat. The cough was seen flat on the ground, as well as the table, and pretty much everything else. Everything was flat. They saw the bunny run into another door, but it was so small. "How'd he get so small?" Applebloom asked.
"No, your simple to big." the door knob said. The three were shocked to hear it talk. "It talks!" Sweetie Belle said shocked.
The door knob yawned, it's tiredness getting the best of him. "Must you be so loud? You woke me up." It complained.
"Good mornin'!" Scoot said with a smile.
"Good night. I need a bit more sleep." the door knob said, then yawning once more.
"Wait! What do we have to do to grow small?" Applebloom asked.
"Why don't you try the bottle, over there?" A table formed from the ground, a blue and orange bottle appearing on top of it.
"How did we miss that?" Scoot asked. The others shrugged and went toward the table, picking the blue bottle that says Drink Me. They did, and they shrunk in size. When they did however, the Heartless came, but it seems it has new friends on it's side.
"Heartless!!" Sweetie Belle screamed in fear.
"No duh, Sherlock Hooves!" Scoot said in sarcasm. The shielded Heartless was first to show up as the Red Nocturne and Blue Rhapsody showed up in an army. Applebloom ran up and swung her Keyblade at the Armored Heartless, hitting him dead in the chest. It skidded across the floor, and ran towards Applebloom as it swung it's lazy arm. This time, she was prepared, she rolled from the attack and came from behind, raising her Blade and bringing it down on his back. She could've sworn it screamed in agony before disappearing. Applebloom smiled and she smirked. "Can't bring me down." She said.
Scoot was having a problem though, being surrounded by three armored Heartless, he couldn't fight as well as she wanted. One Heartless swung at her behind, but she was barely able to block it. Another came from the back, and she knocked it out of balanced. She couldn't helped but smile as this was her only opportunity. She charged at the Heartless, once again, knocking it's balance off, but she gave a Shield Rush to the chest and it disappeared. One came from behind and tried to attack, but she was able to perfectly block it, seriously losing it's balance. She Rushed once again, and killing it. The last one stared at Scoot, before it swiftly ran towards it. Scoot tried to rush it, but it knew her attacks. It dodged her Rush, and it tried to hit her back, only to meet two back hooves to the face. It flew towards the wall, and disappeared as Munny appeared. Scoot rested her shield and smirked. "Seems like you have a head rush!" She joked.
Sweetie Belle was doing absolutely fine though. Hitting one Nocturne and Rhapsody back to back. One Nocturne tried to hit her with fire, but she successfully counter-attacked him with an Ice Beam. One Rhapsody tried to hit her up close, but was knocked into others by her wand. "This is to easy! Ice!!" She said as an Ice Ball attacked a Nocturne. Soon, they all disappeared, and Sweetie Belle smirked. "If you want me to get fired up, then you need to chill out."
They met at the door, but he snored like a sleeping bear. "Aw man, he's asleep!" Scoot complained. They looked aroun until Sweetie pointed it out. "Theirs a hole behind the bed." She said.
They tried to get in, but the bedroom was only wide enough to get one hoof in. "No, we're to small. We need to move the bed somehow." Applebloom said.
"Then why not the bottle?" Scoot pointed to the orange bottle. Applebloom ran towards the stubby chair and climbed onto it to reach the table, she drank the orange bottle, only to grow in size and stand on top of the table. She jumped down from the table and pushed her hardest on the table. The bed became flat, and the hole was now viewable. "Great job, Applebloom! Ya did it!" She heard.
"What?!" Applebloom yelled to them as Belle's and Scoot's hearing rang. "Not so loud! Your voice is louder than it needs to be!" Scoot yelled.
Applebloom squee'd and drank the blue bottle. She shrunk in size and ran to her friends. "C'mon!" Sweetie Belle said! They ran into the hole, to see a green, bushy shaped heart, that showed cards. Walking, breathing, ugly looking cards. They stood in formation, then stood aside to represent discipline. It showed a female human girl, Alice, onto the stand. The bunny was found running on the stairs and into his destination. Tired, he proceeded anyway. He blew his trumpet and yelled, "The court is now in session!!"
"I'm on trial?! But why!?" Alice asked in shock.
"Her Majesty, Queen of Hearts, presiding!" the bunny yelled.
"Queen of Hearts?" Applebloom asked.
"Queen of Hearts...Queen of Hearts...oh!! That's why it looked so familiar!!" said Scoot, now standing in front of Belle and Bloom. "We're in Wonderland!!"
"Wonderland?" Applebloom asked.
"Oh! No wonder it looked so familiar!! Everything you expect is the complete opposite!" Sweetie Belle said, full of triumph.
"Look!" Applebloom pointed at the Queen. She opened her eyes full of anger and spoke. "This girl's the culprit. No doubt about it." The Queen said, almost standing from her throne. "And the reason is...because I say so, that's why!!"
"That is so unfair!" Both Applebloom and Alice said in union, not loud enough to hear each other. She stabbed her stand with her stick as she says, "Well, have you say anything in your defense?"
"Of course! I've done absolutely nothing wrong!" Alice said, full of confidence. The Queen didn't believe lickety-split from this woman, and she, of course, got frustrated. "You may be Queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so...so mean!" Alice continued.
"SILENCE!!" The Queen shouted with anger, making Alice's hair flow like a direct hit from a fan. "You dare defy ME?!"
Her yell was loud enough to even make our heroes ears ring. Applebloom cringed from the sound, but her friends stood tall. "Guys...I think we need to help her out." Applebloom said, now picking through her ears.
"Yeah, but the..." Sweetie had no evidence that they couldn't help Alice with her problem. Scoot, however, did. "We're Outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling?" Scoot asked.
"MEDDLING!!" Sweetie, the Grammar Nazi said. Scoot giggled in response and continued. "Oh yeah, and that would be against the rules!"
"The court finds the defendant...guilty as charged!" the Queen yelled, Alice now scared of her punishment. "For the crimes of assault and attempted theft of my heart, OOOOFFF WITH HER HEAD!!"
The group of solitaire surrounded Alice and the she pleaded for her head not to be chopped off, but that wasn't the case. Applebloom saw this, and she ran ahead. "Applebloom, wait!" Sweetie called out as she ran with Scoot.
"Hold it right their!!" Applebloom yelled, passing by the cards. The Queen was not only angry, but now confused. "Who are you? How dare you interfere with my court!" the Queen shouted.
"Excuse me, but we know who the real culprit is." Applebloom explained.
"Uh-huh! It's the Heartle--HMPH!!" Sweetie covered the blabber mouth quicker than Rainbow Dash can see. Applebloom sighed and continued. "Anyway, she's not the one your looking for."
"That's nonsense." The Queen said with a large smirk across her face. "Have you any proof, rats?"
The three were quiet as a stone, and within seconds, Alice was behind bars. "Bring me evidence of Alice's innocence. Fail, and it's off with all your heads!!" The Queen shouted, now making the three girls flail as well. "Bring me as much or as little evidence as you please. Report back here when your ready."
The girls sighed, and Scoot was the first one to speak. "Theirs no way that we could save her! Unless we prove that Heartless are real, then she's a goner!" Scoot said.
"Yeah! And telling her that is breaking the rules!" Sweetie chimmed in.
"But we gotta do something!" Applebloom said.
"Or do nothing, it's better than something." They heard. They looked around, as when the Queen turned to talk to the bunny, a cat appeared on her behind. "What if these...Heartless were hidden around somewhere. I'm sure theirs proof there." The Cat said.
"How do you know?" Applebloom asked with questioning, but the cat simply rolled over on his back and turned his head 360, face up. "I know nothing at all! A trick question, is an easy answer, am I wrong?" He asked.
The girls were simply confused, but the Queen looked back at them. "Why are you still here? BRING ME EVIDENCE!!" She yelled, forcing the girls back a little.
"But, your Highness, their was a cat, right behind you!" Applebloom said.
"A cat? Where?" The Queen turned around, now the cat as her hat. Alice motioned the girls over and they did so. "I would very much say thank you, but don't listen to that rusty cat. He plays mean ol' tricks." Alice informed.
The girls nodded and Scoot spoke up. "Let's go find some evidence!" She said. The girls cheered and ran through the maze garden, hoping to find some evidence.
"They will soon find out what I mean, closer than they expect." the Cat said, now disappearing into thin air.
Here we go...
The credits came on and you were tired. You closed your eyes and slept. Slept like nobody has before. Your friend left during mid way, and you were glad. You got comfortable and slept.
And Stanley was happy.
Wait a minute...who's Stanley? And why is the narrator getting off track?
I'm sure Stanley You will be just fine.
You...are...okay.