Oneshots

by Soaricorn


Pinkie's Birthday Bash

Cheese Sandwich sighed, tipping back his Stetson, his toy chicken, ‘Boneless 2’ hung lethargically on his back,
‘Well Boneless, it’s Pinkie Pie’s birthday soon and we have a Birthday Party Bash to get ready for.’ He informed the inanimate object. No reply.

‘Hey Cheese!’ a tomboyish voice hissed, Cheese looked up to see a blue Pegasus lounging on a cloud, ‘C’mon everypony is waitin’ for you down at Ponyville town hall!' Rainbow Dash swooped down to stand next to the colt she was having a conversation with, 'Y'know Pinkie doesn't know you decided to move to Ponyville yet, so we decided to inform her at the arty!' she declared as the two began to walk down the dirt road,.
'She doesn't?' Cheese asked, feeling his tummy flutter, as Rainbow shook her head.
'Not ye- Cheese? Cheese are you there?' she chuckled and waved a hoof in front of the imagining stallion's eyes. He was out to the world.
A sly smirk passed Rainbow's face, as she grabbed the cloud she was resting on and gave it a quick buck. Cheese yelped out in pain, as his flank began to smell of singed fur, and his cheese sandwich-accordian hybrid cutie mark, now began to resemble...grilled cheese.
Dash smirked, cutting him off, 'You were oblivious..' she snickered, 'And drooling, you're not thinking about Pinkie Pie are you? Because if you are I know a particular pink princess who may be some service....'

Cheese sighed, 'Pinkie is a very cute pretty mare, I love her Dash! Without her I wouldn't be where I am now' he squealed, grabbing the prismatic mare by her shoulders.
'Then why don't you ask her to be your very special some-pony?' Dash inquired, tilting her head.
A lightbulb went off in Cheese's head, 'I'll do it! Then we could combine our super-duper party pony powers together to make the best super-dluper parties ever!' he yelled, heading into Ponyille.