//------------------------------// // Chapter 3 // Story: Twilight is Catched in a Pokeball. // by dtlux1 //------------------------------// "When we last saw our heros Twilight the Scyther and Pokemon Trainer Red, they had just gotten the help from a Green duck named Bobanook. They had to play minigames in order to get Jellybeans to buy a map. They didn't get that map, and then the world around them turned into a black nothingness. They were now heading to a door that said exit on it. What will happen in this episode of Twilight the Clafairy and Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer go to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." "Where are we now?" asked Twilight the Beutifly. "I have no idea," aid Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "We didn't get a map." "Let us go aske that guy that can run fast and is dressed in blue." said Twilight. "Hello blue person?" asked red, "Where are we?" "SPY IS SPY!" replied the blue person. "What?" asked Twilight the dirt type pokemon as she Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer and the blue guy were stabbed in the back and they were now in a strange building called spawn. "How'd we get here?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Hello, Fräuleins!" said a blue nurse joy type charecter form this place. "That didn't answer our question." said Twilight the Laparas. She looked around and saw some big person eating something. "What are you eating?" she asked. "Nom nom nom, om nom. Moist and delicious!" said the heavy guy. "Ok," said Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "So what is it?" "G'day!" said a guy with a gun, "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist." "That's nice to know, but where are we?" asked Twilight the Piplup. Then suddenly some old guy popped up and said, "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." "Is that where we are?" asked Twilight the Clamperl, "In Team Fortress 2?" "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." was the old guys only responce. "Is that all you can say?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait." "Gentlemen," said I guy in a mask, "I never really was on your side." He then killed everyone, and Twilight listened to a weird message. "Teams are being scrambled!" some disembodied voice said. "What does that mean?" asked Twilight the Amoonguss. All of a sudden she was in a place full of red people. "Where is Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer?" she asked, "He is my Pokemon Trainer." "Alert! Our control point is being captured." the same voice said. "Why is Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer on the other team?" asked Twilight the Cubchoo. "Why am I on the blu team?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "I hate Blue, I'd much rather hang out with Green." Just then Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer got shot in the face and died. He then picked up a weapon called the "Brass Beast". "Oh," said Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer, "This could come in handy for when I meet with Ash." Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer then put the gun in his pocket, right next to his cat. I need to go capture the control point now he thought to himself. "I NEED TO BEAT TWILIGHT THIS ROUND!" Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer screamed, "I HAVE NEVER WON AGAINST HER!" He was happy that he was not on the same team as Twilight so that he could shoot her in the face.. "Are you going to help me win this match?" asked Twilight the Cofagrigus. "Mmphn frphha herrpha" said a guy with a flamethrower, or a girl, Twilight hadn't checked. "Why am I surrounded by N00BS!" screamed Twilight the Electabuzz. "PONY UP BOYS!" said a man holding a toolbox with a unicorn hat on. "But I am not a pony, I'm a Pokemon." said Twilight the Glitch. "Cream gravy!" screamed the same person. "I hate my team." said Twilight the Delibird. "I AM WINNING!" screamed Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "KA-BOOOOOOOM!" Suddenly a huge explosion knocked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer into a pit of spiked. Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer respawned and heard, "Your team is dead, Good luck." "WHAT! MY TEAM IS DEAD!" he screamed, "I AM GOING TO LOSE AGAIN!" Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer then raged and forgot he couldn't swim. He went to hide in some water and drowned. "Victory." the disembodied voice of a female said to Twilight the Onix's team. "Wow," said Twilight the Sperow, "My team full of N00BS won." "Why were we even here?" asked Trainer Red the Pokemon Trainer. "I have no idea," said Twilight the Pachirisu, "But let's continue on to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." After that, they both walked through a door that said 'EXIT'.