Cotton shook his head in disgust.
"I just can't believe that Castro's alive." He whispered.
"So let me get this straight." Dale said to Phonsawan. "You're not a time-traveler. You're just Kahn's nephew and your alien language was really Laotian and that time machine was just a modified Toyota Supra and that time-traveling year was just military time?"
"Correct." Phonsawan said with a glare.
"Do you have a nickname or something Phon...um..." Hank asked.
"Phonsawan, you dumb hillbilly." Phonsawan and Kahn said at the same time.
"If you MUST call me something else." Phonsawan muttered. "Neon Dash would be alright."
"Hey!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she pointed to Phonsawan. "You stole my last name!"
Patch smiled. "Hey missy ol' girl you look like dang o' I'm sexy and I know it yo, I tell you what."
Boomhauer sighed. "Damnit Patch you gotta um learn some goddang self-damn-control man yo git."
"I must admit." Gilbert confessed. "He really is a handsome man." He said as he put his arm around Patch's neck, freaking out Patch.
"Are you...um..." Rainbow Dash asked.
"He's gay." Cotton blurted out. Everypony stared at Cotton then Gilbert.
"What?" Gilbert said calmly with a smile. "He isn't lying."
"So he's attracted to...stallions? Not mares?" Applejack asked.
"Correct miss." Gilbert answered.
Applejack let out an evil smirk. "You should meet my big brother, Big Macintosh..."
Gilbert's smile widen. "I'm listening..."
Rusty rolled his eyes. "Get a room."
"So you know Dale?" Rainbow Dash asked Rusty.
"Yeah. He stole my identity."
"For the last time, I thought you were dead!" Dale shouted.
Rusty sighed.
Rainbow Dash stared at Dale. "I dunno. Rusty Shackledford doesn't fit you."
"I know the name of a ten-year-old German who died during WWI. His name kinda fits me."
"I'm sorry. Can I change the subject?" Anthony Page asked. "Can I ask why this man is not in jail for being an abusive father?" He asked as he pointed to Hank.
Hank's eye twitched. "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Flank." Dale corrected.
"Shouldn't it be rump?" Bill asked.
Dale stared at Bill.
After some thinking, Dale dropped his jaw.
"All this time...I thought it was flank...DAMN YOU DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON!-!-!-!-!" Dale shouted.
For some reason, Jimmy also joined Dale. "GO TO HELL DAY-MOND TERRY AND SIL-PURR POO!-!-!-!-!"
Bill couldn't stop giggling.
Discord smiled. "This is why I like my pupils."
"I'm sorry." Twilight interrupted. "Explain how you got them."
"Well." Discord said as he took out a monocle and put it on his eye. "When goody old Earth ended, these six entered into Equestria. I know about this but I was focused on Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, Cotton, and Kahn Sulfer-Noofer-Phone."
"I am gonna kick your ass." Kahn whispered as he gritted his teeth.
"As I was saying." Discord said as he got a fake mustache and put in on his upper lip. "I wanted to make my own Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, Cotton, and Kahn gang. So, taking the people who are related to them, I gots the Pupils of Discord: Antony, Gilbert, Rusty, Patch, Jimmy, and Phone-Shawn-Wah."
"You must be sh*ting me..." Phonsawan muttered as he shook his head.
"No interruptions please." Discord says as he got a pair on sunglasses and put it on. "Their job is to explore wacky adventures and be yourselves."
"YEAH!-!-!-!" Jimmy shouted from the top of his lungs. "SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!..."
Everypony just stared at Jimmy.
"How long did he stare at that sun?" Twilight asked.
Mark bit his lip as he walked with Luna in the garden near the castle.
"OK. Just be cool."
"I wonder what you'll name your children with her."
"Go to hell, inner voice."
"You gotta love me."
"Lovely garden. Don't you think Mark?"
Mark let out a stupid smile. "Yes it is Your Highness."
"Please. Call me Luna. Are you OK? You look like something's troubling you."
"Wait. Is it Mark Luna, or Luna Walsh when you get married? Mark, what do you think?"
"When I get home, I'm gonna drink all that booze I have until your ass is dead inner voice."
"I'm shutting up now."
"Oh. It's nothing." Mark replied to Luna.
"You don't have have to be nervous around me." Luna said with a friendly smile. "Just be yourself."
"Mark and Luna sitting in a tree..."
"Did you know that there's vodka in Equestria?"
"Sorry. Shutting up now."
"Oh. OK. Thanks." Mark said with a happy smile.
"I heard that Kenny Walsh, your uncle, is doing fine." Luna said.
"You know my Uncle?" Mark said with a surprised look.
"He's one of our best Royal Guards. I can understand, since you were in the army in World War II."
"How did you I was in W...oh right. Celestia. Forgot about that."
Luna sat down in a bench. "Do you mind telling me a story back when you were in the army.
Mark sat down. "That was a long time. But I think I remember one story..."
Cutie Mark Clubhouse
"So what should we do today?" AppleBloom asked her friends.
"Try to get our Cutie Marks?" Babs suggested.
"Maybe not today." Sweetie Belle asked. "We got banned from that bowling alley AND the video arcade in the same day."
"How about a game?" Gracie suggested.
Everypony except G.H. nodded.
G.H. rolled his eyes. "Make it an interesting game."
"Truth or dare?" Scootaloo suggested.
"Fine." G.H. muttered.
"I'll go first!" Scootaloo shouted. "Sweetie Belle, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you have a crush on Button Mash?"
"What?-! No! I don't hate him...but I don't have a crush on him."
"Oh. I wonder what Mr. Gribble was writing on that time he went nuts..."
"My turn!" Sweetie Belle shouted. "Gracie, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What was the worst thing you did to your Uncle Hank?"
"Simple. I drain propane from one of his tanks on his lawn. He wouldn't talk to me for a week."
"Let's see," Gracie wondered. "Babs Seed, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What was the worst thing you ever did in your entire..."
"Team up with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."
"Oh yeah...sorry."
"None taken." Babs Seed replied. "AppleBloom truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Have you ever kissed somepony?"
"Umm...nope."
G.H. laughed. "Oh come on! You girls just keep on picking truth! Why not any dares?-!"
"Alright..." AppleBloom muttered. "Truth or dare Good Hank?"
"DARE! Gimme your worse dare you got!"
"I dare you to kiss Babs for 10 seconds."
Everypony gasped.
"Anything but that..." G.H. thought.
"What's wrong?" AppleBloom asked with a smirk. "Chicken?"
"HEY!"
"Oops. Sorry Scootaloo."
Babs blushed. G.H. took a deep breath.
"10 seconds right?...No problem."
Gracie gasped. "He's gonna do it."
Babs bit her lip.
G.H. moved next to Babs. "10 seconds and that's it. Nopony ever has to find out about this..."
Babs shook her head. "I'm sorry but..."
"Dang it! I will not be ridiculed as a chicken!" G.H. shouted as he quickly put his lips on Babs' lips.
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Gracie dropped their jaws.
Babs' eyes widen. Many thoughts went into her head.
None of them unpleasant.
After 10 seconds, G.H. stopped kissing her.
"THERE! I'M DONE! MY TURN!"
"That was..." Babs thought as she just blinked. "Wonderful...what?"
"And that's the story of Jimmy." Discord finished with a smile.
Everypony dropped their jaws.
"Jimmy is an even worse version of Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash muttered while shaking her head.
"So what now?" Dale asked.
"Well," Discord said as he took out a briefcase and a Hawaiian shirt. "We're gonna stay over for a bit! Anthony can stay over with Twily, Rusty can stay over with Rainbow, Gilbert can stay over with AJ, Jimmy can stay over with Pinks, Ph-Neon Dash can stay over with Fluttershy, and Patch can stay over with Rarity."
"At least you called me Neon Dash..." Phonsawan muttered.
Applejack smiled deviously. "Big Macintosh can't wait to see you..."
Anthony adjusted his glasses he had on. "Maybe I can get the purple unicorn's opinion on Mr. Hill."
Pinkie looked at Jimmy. Jimmy let out a stupid smile. Pinkie returned the stupid smile.
Patch winked at Rarity, turning the white unicorn into a blushing red unicorn.
Rusty just waved at Rainbow Dash. "Umm...hi."
"Hey." Rainbow Dash blankly replied.
Cotton smiled. "Castro's staying with Flutters huh? Now is the perfect time..."