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// ... And now you don't 
// Story: All the Worlds a Stage 
// by operaticphantom 
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"Woah woah woah, hey, you've got the wrong guy here!" I shouted as I desperately tried to struggle out of my hand cuffs.

"Right, because there are soooooo many other demons lurking about Equestria." said the guard, rolling his eyes in a 'I can't beliieeeve this is happening' manner

"Wait, Demon? I'm not a-"

"PIPE DOWN!! Before I put a muzzle on you!" Said Guard #2 (Whom I decided was going to be called Shirley)

Right. Well, let's see how he likes THIS I thought as I pointed my finger at him. Now, my intent was to zap him with a little static electricity, but instead, it was as if a THUNDERBOLT from Zeus' mighty cheeks came and struck ME full in the face. As the guards stood there, staring at the my smokin (hot) body, all I could do was eek out a small cry of pain.

".....ow....." 

"Heh, serves you right. These anti magical shackles will prevent any and or all magic from being used. So there's no way you'll be able to get out of this one." Chuckled Shirley. I glared at him, making a mental note to add him to the top of the revenge list.

A few minutes later, we had finally reached the station, where I was treated to a delightful display of manners and respect befitting my status.
"Put that scum in holding. We'll interrogate him in the morning."
Charming. Just charming.
So, as I was thrown against the cold hard bars of a jail cell, I contemplated my life, and how...fortunate I was right now. I mean, I was alive for the moment, I had all my eyes and teeth and limbs still attached, and I had a revenge list to update. Yay, hobbies!

As I lay there, however, I heard something make a faintly high pitched scream. It grew steadily louder and louder, and I realized that it was headed towards the jail. I looked out of the bars to see what it was, and immediately drew back in fear. It was Fib. Careening towards the wall at about 100 miles per hour!

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"

CRASH

"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!!!" I hissed, not sure if the guards had heard the commotion whilst upstairs.

"I'm here to bust you out!" She chirped 

"And you don't think you could have done that any less inconspicuously!!"

"Buuuut I'm here aren't I?"

".....This is true. Now quick, help me out of these before the guards come back." (Man, never thought I'd say THAT again.)

"Why don't you just shift?"

"...beg pardon?"

"You know, transform, shapeshift, that kind of thing."

"You mean to tell me that I could have dome that this WHOLE TIME?!"

".....uh, yeah?"

*THUD*

"Why'd you hit your head on the wall?"

"Reasons.....valid reasons."

"Well c'mon stupid let's GO!!!"

And so, I changed into the classic Pegasus form that I oh so wanted to try out (for the first time no less) and off we went! Soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle...piloting a blimp.