“Rarity this is really uncomfortable.” I said as the titanium white mare circled around me with a notepad in hand while a measuring tape floating in air wrapped around me. Her deft fingers plucked the tape out the air and she began measuring me her self, her touch gliding over me flawlessly. The problem was that I was very ticklish and it was taking all my will power not to thrash about.
I'd rather have been outside today for once in my life seeing how beautiful it was. The sun was up high in the sky and was comfortably warm with a slight breeze. There was a scheduled rain shower a couple days ago but most of it had soaked up in to the ground already.
“I'm almost done darling, just a few more seconds.” I sighed as she circled me a few more time and gave me instructions to lift up my arms. Finally she stepped back as she wrote down my numbers on her pad. I glad to finally have that done since she insisted that-
“Now take your clothes off.” I was in the middle of stepping down from the stand she had me on and nearly face planted. I looked around and found a curtain to strip behind.
“I should be more reluctant to take my clothes off.” I said as I walked behind the curtain and did as I was told. I striped down to my boxers and handed the wad of clothes to Rarity through the opening. I peaked at her as she looked at my clothes in disdain, then she paused for a moment and looked up into my eyes.
“And your undergarments.” I stared at her for a moment and heard the tapping of her foot. I sighed and did as I was told once again, handing her my last piece of clothing. I heard her walk away and go up some stairs. I scanned the little area I was in, noticing it had nowhere to sit and forcing me to lean against the wall. I folded my arms and tapped my fingers on my arm as I waited when I heard the bells from the door ring.
“R-rarity?” I heard a soft voice call out as the door was carefully closed. My heart stopped as I realized that Fluttershy had come in and I was completely naked with the curtain as my only protection.
“Rarity are you here?” the butter cream yellow mare called out as she walked further in the shop. I could hear her coming closer and closer, I had to do something fast.
“She's up stairs.” I said and it was followed by a squeak as Fluttershy bolted up stairs. I could hear the two mares talking to each other, one reassuring and the other frightened. I waited for a little bit in silence when there was a soft foot fall coming down the stairs.
“Me-meason?” I felt a sharp pain in my heart when her quiet, scared voice reached out for me, I never meant to frighten her. I poked my hand out the curtain and waved.
“Hey Fluttershy.” I said she she shuffled closer to me. She remained quiet and I felt awkward.
“So how are you? I haven't had many times to talk to you since you usually hide from me.” I tried to start up some conversation but it wasn't working. I was about to give up when she finally spoke.
“I'm sorry, it's just that I’ve never seen something like you. Your just...”
“So majestic?” I cracked in real quick and earned a relaxed giggle from her. I smiled hearing something so precious.
“I mean I'm one-of-a-kind, I'd get scared too if I saw a lumbering, nearly hairless ape fall out the sky.” she giggled again and I could feel the air become more peaceful.
“I'm sorry for not spending more time getting to know you so lets start over. I'm Fluttershy.” I chuckled at her and went along.
“Well It's a pleasure to meet you Fluttershy and my name is Me-” I stopped speaking as she pulled the curtain aside and stood before me. She was wearing a mountain meadow green dress that hugged her wide hips, skinny waist, and double D's. She wore a red lotus in her hair that matched the color of her face with her light cyan eyes open wide. She spun around and tore out the boutique just as Rarity was coming down stairs.
“Fluttershy?” she came down looking at the door in confusion as I quickly pulled the curtain back again.
“Did I forget to give you a rob? I'm so sorry Meason!” she rushed over to a drawer and pulled out a white cotton robe and tossed it over the curtain to me. I quickly put it on and walked out looking down. I grumbled at the floor as she chuckled nervously.
“Uh I'll go get you clothes.” she rushed up stairs as I went to the door to see if I could find Fluttershy. Needless to say I didn't and Rarity came back down.
“For now here is something simple until I can make you something more fabulous.” she handed me a neatly folded bundle of clothing. I went behind the curtain again and changed. A pair of black boxers, denim jeans, to my distaste, and a white cotton tee.
“I usually use this as base models since you can branch out much farther from them but other then that they are... fitting.” she said on the other side of the curtain straitening out her purple skirt and white blouse.
“Thanks Rarity.” I said walking out once more fully dressed along with my black sneakers. I was about to leave when Rarity stopped me.
“Before you go I need a couple more measurements.” I stared at her with a blank face while screaming inside. Once again I stood up on the stand as she brought back the tape and pad.
“So did Fluttershy and you have anything interesting to talk about?” she said as she stretched the tape across my shoulders. I felt my face get a little red which normally doesn’t happen to me. I then heard a faint buzzing sound, probably the blood rushing to my ears.
“We meet each other for the first time again except I didn't have clothes this time.” I said as she stepped in front of me. She chuckled nervously and apologized as the buzzing in my ears got a little louder. It was starting to get annoying and I tried taking my mind off it by staring out the window. Rarity continued her work as I looked at the sky and saw something dark blue. It seemed like the buzzing was... coming... from...
“Meason wait, I'm not done!” Rarity yelled at me as I bolted out the door. I don't know why I didn’t recognized the sound before. The buzzing, dark blue, and high in the sky. It was-
“My plane! I really hope it doesn’t crash into anything!” I said out loud as I ran the direction it was heading until it suddenly fell. It nose dived at high speed and only going faster. I stopped and watched in horror as it was moments away from crash landing. Then it pulled up with a couple a feet from the ground and prepared to land. I started running again to catch it but ended up face planting and eating dirt. I looked up to see it speeding towards a school.
Further ahead of the plane
“Ok guys now that our sixteen birthday parties are out the way, we can get back to crusading.” a dark orange Pegasus filly with light purple mane knelt between to other sitting fillies. One was an earth pony that was a pale yellow with a light raspberry mane and a white unicorn with pale purple and grayish rose mane. The unicorn straitened out her white dress and played with the blue trim as she waited to see wait they would be doing. The earth pony in denim overalls and green shirt scrunched up her face in thought as the Pegasus in black pants and purple checkered button up shirt looked between the two. They were grouped together a little from the school away from everyone and didn't hear the teacher call the students back inside.
“How 'bout Cutie Mark Crusaders Candle Makers?” the pale yellow filly suggested and the other two looked at her funny.
“That's a great idea!”
“That's a horrible idea!” the two said at the same time and then looked at each other before all three laughed out loud. At that time their laughing masked the sound of buzzing dying with dragging sounds and heavy breathing.
“We've tried almost everything and still haven't got our cutie marks.” the unicorn said as the buzzing went away and there was something being dragged instead. The Pegasus balled up her right hand and smacked it into her opened left hand.
“I know what we can do! Cutie Mark Crusaders-” she was interrupted as she was nearly sent face first into the ground.
“Hey watch it jerk!” she said as she stood up and spun around.
“Cutie Mark Crusaders Hey Watch It Jerk?” the unicorn said as the other filly shrugged and turned to see what was happening. The saw the orange filly staring confused at a large metal object in front of her.
“Hey you kids alright?” a voice called out as something came around the mysterious object. It was about six foot tall and broad with a bit of a pot belly. It looked and sounded male but didn't have a coat like a stallion or scales like a dragon. It had a mane and a small beard but that was the most hair that could be seen. Some mud and grounded in dirt was smeared along the front of it clothes and face. A small cut bellow the right eye was bleeding heaver then it should have been.
“We're fine, Scottaloo just got tapped in the head.” the yellow filly said as she looked at said filly who was standing still with her eyes wide open and her mouth slightly too.
“Hi! I'm Sweetie Belle.” the white unicorn said as she walked up to the strange creature with a hand extended out. The creature was confused at first but then shook Sweetie Belle's hand with a slightly dirty hand.
“Hi, I'm Meason. The dude that fell out the sky if you haven't heard already.” he said as he tried to clean him self to no avail.
“Well Ah'm Applebloom. Ah heard about you from my sister.” the yellow filly said as she too went shake his hand. She prodded Scottaloo in the ribs as she past by her.
“And the one catchin' fly's here is Scottaloo.” with that she snapped out of it and her hand shot up fast and waved then shot right back down.
“Well I'm glad none of yall got hurt but I got to go and try to fine some place to put this.” he looked back at the huge object and sighed. He then walked away and around it to check it out. Sweetie Belle and Applebloom got close together as Scottaloo just watched him.
“So what do you think he is?” Sweetie Belle asked Applebloom as they turn their backs.
“Mah sis said that he's a human and he's from somewhere far, far away.” Applebloom answered as they started to further discuss this 'Meason'. Scottaloo watched Meason as he walked around the object and looking nervous. Then an idea struck her.
“Hey Meason! Applebloom's sister has a barn I'm sure you can put it there.” both her friends and Meason stopped and looked at her. She stood there playing with the edge of her shirt as Meason thought about it.
“Ah don't mah sis would mind but ah don't think he knows the way there.” Applebloom spoke as Scottaloo's head shot up.
“That's fine, I can show him the way.” Scottaloo said as she quickly approached Meason. He looked at her then Applebloom before shrugging.
“I guess we can do that.” he didn't sound sure about it so Scottaloo tried to reassure him. Meanwhile Miss Cheerilee called out to them from the school house to come in.
“You guy's go ahead, I'll show Meason the way.” everyone else looked at each other then shrugged. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle walked back to the school while Meason and Scottaloo turn the plane and pushed it towards Sweetapple Acres.
Later on down the road
The temperature had climbed slightly as we pushed the plane down the road. We both were panting and sweating from going on for so long. We had passed by a couple of other ponies along way as they stared in wonder. I had tried to get away from the Crusader's as fast as possible since they had such a destructive reputation even if it was unintentional but now I had one with me. I thought just one couldn't be so bad, right?
“So what is this thing? Scottaloo said between breaths on the right side of the large metal machinery. She had taken off her button up shirt and tied it around her waist, underneath it she had on a white tank top. On my side I panted and gulped for air.
“A plane.” I said trying to keep conversation to a minimal so I could save air. Scottaloo kept quite for a while before talking again.
“What's it do?” I looked over the wing of the plane to see the farm in the distance and sighed in relief. I looked through the glass of the cockpit and could see some of Scottaloo's head from the eye's up. She was focused deeply on moving the plane.
“It let's me fly.” I could see her head shot up and the plane started to go to the right.
“Hey, don't stop now!” I said trying to keep the plane strait. Quickly she got back to pushing and the plane went back on track. We pushed in silence once again for some time before Scottaloo spoke up.
“How does it do that?” she asked without a hint of fatigue in her voice. I wondered why she would want to know that since she could...
“It's a long and complicated process.” I said in hope it would stomp out any further discussion.
“Then when you have some free time would you tell me?” I tried not to sigh to loud, I should have seen this coming.
“... sure.” I knew I would probably regret this but then the plane started to go left. I looked through the cockpit and could barely see the top of her head. She was pushing even harder now, trying to get the plane to Applejack's even faster. I picked up the pace to match her and we continued in silence that lasted from both of us.
“Hey you two what are y'all doin'?” someone behind us called out and before I could turn and see who it was Scottaloo answered.
“Hey Applejack. We're trying to get this to your farm to see if you would let us keep it there for a little bit.”
“Uh well ah don't see way not, we got the room. Let's help 'em Big Mac.”
“Eyup.” Both of the walk past my side and to the front of the plane where they tied a rope, with my instruction on to where so nothing was broken, and started to pull. With their help it relived some of the burden on Scottaloo and me. Soon we were passing the gates to the farm were we finally stopped.
“Here you two rest, Big Mac can take it the rest of the way.” I just nodded my head and stepped aside as Big Mac hulled of the planes with seamlessly no problem at all. I made note to never piss him off.
“Oh you poor dears must be tired, here have something to drink and some snack.” A light green elderly mare walked out of nowhere with a try of glasses of water and little snacks. I grabbed a glass and drained it in a second.
“Thank you ma'am.”
“Your welcome deary. Now ah'm Granny Applesmith, ah watch over the youngens here.” I grabbed one of the apple snacks from the tray and took a bite. It was warm and gooey with the ever so great sweet apple taste.
“It's a pleasure to meet you Ma'am, I'm Meason. You've done a great job with these kids and your self.” I tried to be as polite as possible to her even though I felt like I could tell everyone to fuck off and lie down.
“Well that's very kind of you to say dear.” she said before she turned to Applejack.
“He has manner's and ain't to bad lookin'. Merry him and finally have some kids.” with that she turned around and hobbled off in to the house. I stared at her in shock and then looked around. Scottaloo looked like she was glaring at her but I had already turned my head and was looking at Applejack. She met my eyes and we laughed nervously at each other. She had on tight blue jeans, white tee shirt under a brown plaid button up shirt with cowboy boats and her stetson. She had a toned body with a firm butt and was somewhere between b and c cup.
“Well Big Mac should be done now so if ya need anything give a holler. Ah'll be in the house.” she walked off to the house leaving me alone with Scottaloo who had her arms crossed. I then set off to the barn to find my plane and not noticing Scottaloo was following me. The doors to the barn were wide opened and I found Big Mac unfastening the rope from the plane.
“Thanks a lot Big Mac. You would have some extra tools around in case I need to work on it do you?” he looked around and then pointed to a wall where a pile tools laid.
“There ya go. Now if you two need help with somethin' just ask.” he walked away as rolled up the rope and left me confused. I turned around to see Scottaloo still with me.
“Oh uh thanks a lot Scottaloo, I never would have been able to get it here without your help.” she smiled with a slight blushed then went to stretch her arms above her head. I could help but notice that she worn nothing under her sweat soaked, white tank top. I quickly turned and went to my plane to open the engine compartment.
“So anything I can help with?” those words sent an unnatural chill down my spine.
“Uh I need a wrench.” she quickly ran over to the tools and began going through them.
“What's that look like?” I sighed deeply. This was going to be a long day.
A little bit later, after having to coach her about the different tools, Scottaloo and I talked about different things as I tried to find out what was wrong with my plane since nothing wanted to work. We both ended up with grease over our hands and faces and Granny Smith would come out to bring food and drinks. It was about four at the time when Big Mac, wearing some well worn jeans and boots with no shirt, come in to do some chores.
“... but other then that their is no one.” Scottaloo said as she wiped her hands off on a shop rag.
“So what about someone you like?” I said as I dropped a nut in the compartment and had to search for it. She didn't answered right away as I had to put my head on the plane facing Big Mac who was fixing a plow, I kept digging as he looked up. I couldn't see her reaction since she was on my other side.
“Um well I kinda just meet him.” Big Mac had a grin and I raised an eye brow as I blindly searched for the nut.
“Ok well tell me about him then.” I found the nut but as I tried to pull my arm out my shirt got stuck.
“Well I don't know much about him so we'll have to see but... maybe.” I was still stuck as she spoke and Big Mac was trying to not laugh for some reason. Finally I got my arm free and turned to Scottaloo holding up the nut and looking at it.
“Well let's hope he sees how great you are and makes a move or make the move your self. I personally like a girl like that because she turns out more... anyway could you hand me that tool?” I quickly said as I screwed the nut on with my hands so I wouldn't drop it. She handed me the tool and I tightened the nut when someone called outside.
“Scottaloo?” a familiar voice came from out side the barn searching for the Pegasus.
“That's Rainbow Dash!” her head shot up and she got excited as she ran out the barn. At that time something popped off the engine and shot off to the loft of the barn. I sighed and went to the ladder going to the loft. Big Mac watched me as I searched for whatever flew up here. I could hear Rainbow Dash but not what she was saying. Then I found it, a bent gear that needed to be replaced. As I went to walk back to the ladder I lost my balance at the edge and began flailing.
“Oh shit!” I cried out and Big Mac had already bounded over to me as I slipped off the edge. I fell off aiming right at him and he caught me but his hands slipped... and our lips locked. Our eyes went huge but then his started to close. I quickly backed away after regaining my footing.
“Uh I got to go.” I almost ran out the barn leaving Big Mac still standing in place. Out side I found Rainbow Dash and Scottaloo.
“Hey lotion rubber.” Rainbow Dash said smirking at me and I suddenly forgot everything that just happened.
“Hey your proctologist sent me a letter, he said he said he found your head.” we both grinned while Scottaloo giggled. Rainbow Dash and I were able to get along so well because we insulted each other a lot.
“Well anyways I was looking for Scottaloo to talk to her about the Wonderbolts rally but since your here do you want to go out?” I raised an eye brow and Scottaloo's eyes got big.
“Oh Rainbow Dash I thought you'd never ask. I've been saving this special dress and everything.” I batted my eyes at her and she rolled here eyes.
“Me and the girls are going to Club Drop and they wanted to see if you would come.” I thought about it then nodded.
“Sure just need to clean up.” I said when Scottaloo tried to say something else but Rainbow Dash grabbed a hold of her and took off.
“See you at eight!” I waved at them as they flew away. Scottaloo looked at little sad for some reason. I was about to head into the barn and close up the plane when someone cleared their throat.
“Hey Meason?” I turned to see Big Mac running a hand through his mane and looking off to the side.
“Oh dear...”
Later on at Sugarcube Corner
I just stepped out the shower and was drying off, I could hear Mrs. Cake speaking to customers at the front. Mr. Cake was taking care of the twins with the help of Pinkie Pie singing some song. I wrapped the towel around my waist and stared into the mirror. I hadn't shaved in awhile so I decided it was time and with the help of a special catalog I got a razor for my self, since none of my belongings were in the plane. With in a few minutes I had a Daughtry chin strap beard and a Mr. Bauhaus 93 mustache. Then I put on my clothes, well Big mac's actually. Since I had no others at the moment he let me borrow some faded blue jeans and a black tee shirt, that had the name of a band call “The Clam Pounders”, that I wore with my black sneakers. I walked out the bathroom and nearly strait into Pinkie Pie who was wearing a hot pink frilly short skirt and a bubble gum pink hoodie. She quickly put up her hands that had laced no finger gloves and bounced around.
“Are you ready, it's almost time to go?!” I nodded and she dragged me out the store before I could say good bye to the Cakes. Outside everyone else was waiting while wearing everyday attire that was more suited to all the shuffling around normally called dancing. We were waiting for a carriage that was oddly pulled by some stallions but I didn't question it.
“So Meason, how as your first week been here?” Twilight, sitting right across from me asked. I thought back on it and besides the plane and first getting here it's been mostly uneventful. Staying with Pinkie Pie was... exciting but we got along well and the incident with Fluttershy was exciting to say the least.
“Well It's been good but getting back something of mine has been great.” the ones who didn't know what had happened earlier that day looked at me confused and I explained to them about my plane.
“What, so you hairless monkeys don't have wings? You all must look the same.” Rainbow Dash smarted off as she sat next to Twilight.
“Unfortunately we don't but most the woman don't look like they took a facial from a Zap Apple.” I grinned as she flipped me off and Applejack snickered to my right. I looked around and noticed that the other four girls were talking to each other too but Fluttershy looked up as I did. When we made eye contact she blushed and looked away, I could feel my face get hot too. This day had certainly been interesting.
Soon we were rolling into Canterlot with Club Drop closing in fast. All the girls started to get last minute preparations finished before we pulled up. When the carriage came to a stop everyone got excited because we were being dropped off right in front of the line and were going to walk in.
“Alright girls... and Meason, I already made reservations so-” Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash rushed past her and out the door to the club. She gave up and got out with the rest leaving me as the last one. There was a long line of an assortment of party goers waiting to get inside while a large blue Minotaur was the bouncer. Most of Club Drop was underground but the sign was up high. It said the name and had a tear drop with some music note inside it in the middle of the club name. I was last in the group as we walked up to the entrance. Every girl walked right in but as I was about to the Minotaur put his beefy hand in the way.
“Where do you think your going?” he said as he tried to push me back. He had his hand on my chest but I wouldn't budge.
“With them since I came with them or do you need glasses to see that?” I don't know what caused me to smart off like that but he didn't like it at all.
“I said get lost!” he raised his voice and pushed harder but I grabbed his wrist and twisted, I didn't like assholes touching me. His face contorted in pain and I could see tears in his eyes. At this time Twilight came back out looking for me.
“Hey it's ok he's with me!” she pulled me away and he quickly backed off, nodding while avoiding eye contact and holding his wrist. I followed Twilight in with my hands to my side and they felt hot from the confrontation. He managed to get me mad so quickly which normally doesn't happen but it had been a long day.
“You two done making out?” the Rainbow mare started before I even had a chance to look around.
“Yup and you're next.” I said as Twilight went red and Rainbow Dash smirked. I looked around at the dance floor filed with slithering mass of bodies dancing to the bass heavy music. Strobe lights littered the place with fog machines and massive stereos. There was a pony at the large Dj station but I couldn't make out who it was. Out side the dance floor was some booths and a bar, which I headed to after everyone else scattered. I had to elbow my way to the bar the closer I got but was able to find a spot that was relatively empty. I leaned against the counter and looked at the wall of alcohol in front of me. I then looked down and for some reason I was still thinking about the bouncer.
“It would seem that somepony is Sad and Handsome.” a voice said as a shot glass was magically placed in front of me and a bright azure mare walked up to me with a bottle in hand. She never took her eyes off me as she poured me a shot. I smiled and shook my head.
“I am your Sexy and Flirty bartender, Trixie.” she said as she picked up the shot glass and placed it in her white tube top between her b cups. She smirked as I ran a hand over my face and chuckled. Then I grabbed her by her hips, barely covered by a blue mini skirt, and dived at her chest. I pulled out the shot glass with my mouth and tossed my head back, which I immediately regretted the decision. My eyes watered and my throat burned more then from any other drink.
“What the hell is this?” I said coughing and blinking my eyes hard. There was a laugh but then it became disoriented until it completely faded away and all sounds around me became muffled.
“Hey want to dance?” I was looking at Rainbow Dash as she danced between some mare and stallion. I looked around after asking her and noticed something different about my self. I had no shirt, a cluster of glow sticks all over me and some mare, she looked like Colgate but I wasn't sure, grinding her self on my back.
“Yes I want to dance but not with you.” she smirked as she grabbed the waist of her dance partners and pulled them away. They disappeared into the crowd and I turned around to the mare to dance with her. Then suddenly everything went black again.
“Meason what are-” I opened my eyes to yellow and pink, holding warm, soft flesh. My lips were locked with someone else and my hands were running up and down their back. When I pulled away I saw that it was Fluttershy and she was breathing heavily with her eyes closed. Her eyes opened and her entire face was red.
“I'll get us drinks!” she turned and disappeared into the mass of sweaty bodies. I looked around confused and at my self. My shirt had been crudely tapped on me and the glow sticks formed a skirt on over my pants. Then Applejack danced up to me and placed her hat on my head as she pulled me to her.
“Let's work it!” she grinned wildly as she hugged me and I felt her hands go into my back pockets. Before I could do anything everything started to fade again. This time the darkness lasted longer and I felt like I was somewhere between sleeping and running. It was like being put on autopilot but with no idea what had happened.
“What did you give me?” I was pinning Trixie's hands behind her as she grinned. She didn't answered me right away but instead started grinding her self on me. I started breathing hard and forced her mouth open as I slipped my tongue down her throat. After a couple of seconds she pulled away with a seductive smile.
“I made it my self. It's called Fade out.” I looked at her in shock.
“You don't say.” then true to it's name I faded out from reality again. The darkness and feeling was heavier this time and was harder to climb out of it. When I did come back I saw Trixe looking down at me with a satisfied look on her facea as she left and my pants around my ankles but the glow stick skirt still around my waist. I was in a bathroom stall and the only place with the harsh steady white lights. I tried to get up but the mare that was grinding on me before walked in.
“Ready for our second round?” she said as she took off her belt and slapped it in her hand. She grinned wickedly as she tossed the belt at me and turned around.
“Second?” she dropped her pants and bent over before everything went black. The darkness was very heavy and felt more like being forced to sleep with shackles. This time the noise was less muffled and I came to with all my clothes on.
“Where the hell did you learn that? What was it called, Gangabang?” I stood by Vinyl Scratch in the Dj booth, who wore only a white tank top and a deep red thong. I tried to correct her on the name but I started to fall, literally. The Dj's booth was above the crowd of bodies and I went over the side but thankfully they thought I was trying to crowd surf and they caught me. I started to slip away again but this time there was no darkness but everything turned into a panoramic blur.
“Yeah it's called Rap, brand new but he's really good at it. Everyone here can try to go against him but he's been the raining champ for six weeks. They say his name is Pie-lapse” I was standing next to Twilight as she talked about the stallion in disguise on stage rapping. For some reason now one could tell who it was, even Twilight, and the guy was just wearing a black sleeping mask with holes cut out. Soarin stood on a stage with a mic in hand and rapping against some other stallion. I couldn't hear what he said but he apparently beat the other stallion. Then he was calling for his next opponent as the stallion walked off stage with his head hung in defeat.
“Guess who's next?” I heard someone say behind me before I was lifted into the air to the stage. Rainbow Dash flew me above the crowd with my feet hitting someponies in the head along the way. She dropped me onto the stage and I landed face first. I was picked up again but this time by Soarin and he pushed a mic into my hand.
“I'll start this off my Homely's!” he said into the mic as he lightly bounced up and down, throwing his other arm into the air.
I got more muscles then a minotaur
My opponents come from afar
They call Mister Hit-hard cause with one hit I'll knock off all your lard
And drop you down in the yard
My beats are the greatest
They get me on the A-list
Making more bits as I get ripped
Getting all these mares to strip.
With that he folded his arms and looked at me smugly. I felt like puking from how horrible that was and I can't rap. I lifted the mic and after a few false starts I started to talk.
“You're... good and I don't know the first thing about rapping so I'll make this up as I go.” I bounced my head a few times then started by tossing an arm out and stomping up to him.
Ima round house kick the Chrystal Empire
After I'm done bitch slappin' Sombra
Then I'm going to yo mama
To tell her HOW TO USE A FUCKING CONDOM
Cause you're the worst mistake in this world
When I see your face I wanta hurl
But wait I'm not done
Gonna burn you hotter then the sun- Celestia!
Gonna kick you ass so hard you'll be shittin' sideways
That's the way we're doin' things, yeah we're doin' it my way
After I'm done with you... head on down to the Carousel Boutique for restylin'
While I sit in my suit and mansion, smilin'.
Call me: Mister, Sir, or Master
Cause if you don't I'll hit you with my blaster-PARTY
While I'm drinkin' Bacardi
Better not be sleepin' on the dance floor
Cause when I hit it I'll rock you to the core
Makin' it rain gold as I'm tippin' strippers
As you're at home wearin' fuzzy slippers!
I'm known by 36000 names
But the only one for is Pain
I'm shootin' down your rhyme harder then the Klingon
So just call me Red Baron
Bite the head off a bat while screaming Sharon.
Now it's time to put you to bed
Still think you're better off dead
But wait is that red
Drippin' from the back of yo head?
Meason out
Later Colt Scout.
I tossed the mic at him and walked right off the stage as the crowd exploded. I walked into a sea of screaming faces as they cheered me on before they all floated away. Everything melted together and I was strolling through a portrait of swirling colors with a featureless pony waiting for me. I walked up to it and it extended it's arms which I grabbed a hold of the fused fingers as everything went black for the last time.
…..
“Meason?” I faintly heard a voice call my name as I floated in the air. It kept on trying to get my attention and finally pulled me out of my hibernation. I slowly opened my eyes as something blue come closer. I blinked hard and repeatedly until the blob of color started to focus.
“R-rainbow Dash, why are you up side down?” she stopped in front of me with the blue jump suit on that was her weather control uniform. She was up side down and with her breast at eye level.
“Why don't you get up?” she said as she shook her head. I was confused and it took me a minute to figure out I was upside down. I lifted up my head and immediately saw the featureless pony which was one of Rarity's mannequins. I was laid across it's arms up in the air so I rolled off. I fell to the floor and lay there for a while. I could barely move and my head was killing me.
“What happened last night?” I managed to get out my parched throat as I let the cold from the floor seep into me.
“You mean two day's ago?” Rainbow Dash said as she walked up to me and rolled me over. She was leaning over me as she knelt next to me. I looked at her confused again.
“Two day's?” I asked as she started running her hand through my hair and looking at my face.
“Yup. After the club closed we moved the party over here. And Rarity's been missing since then too.” she pulled out something from my hair then traced a finger along the scratch below my right eye. Just then we heard rustling and we looked to my right where there was a pile of fabrics. Rarity, looking disgruntled and tired, emerged from the pile of cloth.
“Found her.” Rainbow Dash said as she stood up and walked away. I heard the door open and bright light flooded the room.
“Well I got to get back to work so have fun you two.” with that she closed the door and left. I hear something being dragged and huffing.
“What happened?” Rarity said as she pulled her self next to me with some of the fabrics and collapsed next to me. I made a noise that sounded like a 'I don't know' and stared up at the ceiling. After a while I felt something in my pockets and dug whatever it was out. I ended up bulling out bunches of paper with names and addresses of mares and a stallion. I tossed them to the side and heard Rarity groan as they landed on her face.
“The Confused and Hungover, Meason.” I said and sigh when Rarity smacked my mouth with her hand and left it there.
“Shut up.”