//------------------------------// // ._________________________________________________________________. // Story: .until the last pony is ferried. // by shortskirtsandexplosions //------------------------------// . centuries went by . . millennia . . eons . . i counted them with each boatstroke that i performed . . one soul after another, i ferried across that dark, dark river . . i ferried them all . . the mothers and the murderers . . the saints and the liars . . the heroes and the cowards . . one by one, i carried them to their destination . . every soul was as pale and colorless as the one before . . none of them i recognized; very few of them breathed that misty light of tenderness and hope . . every so often, thousands of souls apart, one might actually have spoken to me . . it was almost nothing but rambling nonsense and whimpering drivel . . a few hundred of them actually tried pushing me into the waters . . only a dozen and a half of them were brave enough to ask if they could take the pole in place of me . . i refused them; i ferried them all . . fifty billion souls later, the ponies stopped talking altogether . . fifty trillion, and the bodies on the shore grew more and more spaced apart . . a quintillion or more souls into my task, and the riverbank grew desolate . . i would spend decades and even centuries scouring the pale coast, until finally i found one lone soul or another that had gotten lost, lingering amidst the nothingness, waiting to be dissolved into the breathless void across the waters . . eon by eon, the search took longer and longer, until i determined that there was nothing left to search for . . the riverbank grew silent, something quieter than death . . even the waters grew still, for i had nowhere to row my raft . . more eons passed, peeling away at the blighted morass . . the bone shoals grew bitter, breaking way with each passing age, showing nothing but blackness beyond the fissures and cracks . . the waters evaporated, giving way to a black, smokey mist that drifted past me and my raft . . and still, i kept my constant vigil, eyes glued upon the shore, even as it grew fainter and fainter with each dwindling epoch . . and then finally, when so much time had limped by that even the foundations of the afterlife had begun to crumble... . . i saw her .