Applejack galloped into town, where she began to search for her cows with a worried frown. She searched everywhere- up and down, high and low. In a bush, in the clouds, in an old 60's style pony's Afro. But no matter where she searched, she simply could not find her cows. She guessed they just weren't in around, maybe they had went out of town-
"CONSARNIT! WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!?" Applejack screeched and cut me off just as I just tried to continue the story, the spoil sport. Sorry Applejack, no can do. I have to do this. I have a metaphorical mouth to feed, it's my own. Applejack huffed.
"Where are you even talking from!? Ah' don't see you!" She grouched. I shrugged not that she could see. No one knows, dear Applejack, that's half the fun!
"...When I get my hooves on you." Applejack snorted angrily. I laughed. Good thing that wasn't going to happen. "Just you wait..." I clicked my tongue. So edgy, you know how we fix that? Applejack looked wary now.
"...How?..." I grinned. SCENE BREAK!
Applejack found herself in Pinkie's show. She blinked rapidly.
"What in tarnation?" She said baffled, where she began looking around for the answer to her problems. But there was none.
"Oh hi Applejack! How'd you find out about the Warp Pipe?" One of her best friends called out to her happily. Pinkie Pie's fourth wall breaking skills wasn't as good as mines. Most authors just weren't all that powerful- BUT ME!? I WAS THE BOMB!
Somewhere Scootaloo sneezed smoke. Those bombs did a number on them.
Point in being, Pinkie couldn't see me.
"Warp Pipe?" Applejack questioned. She looked confused. Pinkie nodded.
"Yup! Warp Pipe! Only us Fourth Wall Warriors have access to them though! So, you're a Fourth Wall Warrior now!?" Pinkie gasped astonished. Applejack looked confused.
"...Ye' I guess?" Applejack didn't know what was going on, but if it helped her get out of this shop faster- then okay!
"Eyup! Official warrior! Heh heh..." She scooted over and tried to edge her way out, Pinkie noticed that, but before she could act Applejack was outta there! Now usually she could go over there and catch her with no problem, but she was on duty right now!
"Excuse me Pinkie, can I have a cupcake?" Pinkie Pie turned toward her customer with a wide smile, and a glint in her eyes.
"What kind of cupcake can I get you!?"
Applejack found herself at Twilight's tree-house, waiting for the elements of harmony to gather together, as Twilight had summoned them. The Unicorn seemed to always be able to make time for her friends, that was one of the things she loved most about Twilight. She was a good friend who always helped in a time of need. Pacing around the room with a worried heart, but a smiling face due to her friends actions, she started to sweat slightly when suddenly the door opened in a flash of lavender colored magic. Trotting in was all the Elements of Harmony with worried looks on them.
Rarity was the first to get to Applejack, getting all in her personal space.
"Applejack darling! Is everything alright?" Rarity brought her hoof up patting Applejack's head. Which made her think of something...She was missing something. She passed it off.
"Applejack, you look so different without your hat!-" Rarity paused. "But why would you use a monkey as a hat?" She scrunched her face up. Applejack blinked.
"Say w'ut now?" Applejack asked confused. Then it clicked- that's what she was missing! But, what about the monkey part? Looking up she saw a monkey as big as her head, on her head. It weighed nothing! How'd it even GET there!? Applejack snorted angrily.
"Dagnabit! Where's 'mah hat!?" Applejack raged. It was a gift from her Daddy, bless his soul. "'Ah better close my eyes. N' when 'Ah open them. 'Mah hat better be back." Applejack took a deep breath, and sighed. Then repeated. "One. Two. Three." She opened her eyes, as soon as she did so, right on her head was the monkey- wearing Applejack's hat. Applejack deadpanned. "Good 'nuff 'Ah guess."
"...Well, that very strange occurrence behind us Applejack, what do you need?" Twilight went from confused to worried for her friend in the drop of a monkey wearing Applejack's hat. Pun intended. Hur hur hurrrr-
"Ah need yah help findin' all my cows!" Applejack pleaded. Wow,needy much? Twilight blinked.
"...Your cows have gone missing too?..." It was Applejack's turn to blink.
"Too?" She asked confused. This whole day was confusing. She really was starting to suspect she was on some sort of drug. Twilight nodded. Not at the drug thing, I think?
"Cow's all over Equestria have started vanishing. No one knows how, or why?" Twilight shrugged. The rest of the group looked at each other, confusion evident in their eyes.
"Well, Ah' say we go find 'em. Ask some ponies if they know!" Th group headed out. "Let's split up gang!" Wow, really Applejack? Really? You low dirty-
"Right!" The group galloped out the door heading in different directions, not knowing Spike heard the conversation. Spike shrugged.
"They didn't bother asking me what I knew. Oh well." He went back to wiping the windows off. Ever since he moved in Ponyville. He had been working for Twilight as an assistant. He still went to Everfree, he had been busy though. He huffed, sending out a small breath of fire. And toasting the window a little. He made sure to control his fire not to incinerate it. He ate meat plenty, so he COULD tell them where the cows where going...But he'd only tell them some clues- after all...He liked his burgers. At that moment, he let out a drool with a perverted face giggling and literally vibrating. Where he went into his special box, down the hall and in his basket under his covers, because he slept in the hall. Where there was a pillow, under the pillow was a floorboard,which he lifted, and put to the side, and then went down into the secret dark stairs with dim-lit torches, he headed down the long hall, and deeper down the secret tunnel. Before he went and made a left, opening the door, which had a lock on it. He picked it, before the next door had a combination safe lock, he typed in the code consisted of "SPIKE ROX" Where he opened it, and went even deeper in the tunnel. Where there was a fireman pole. Where he slid down it, and there was a room with about six different ways, he chose the correct one, and went in. Before he went into the secret library where there was a literal thousand of book shelves, surrounding the library in a circle, he got on the elevator, going up the elevator.
"Take me to the "SPIKE ROX HARD" section." Doing so, the magical elevator moved to the section Spike requested.
"Almost there my precious..." Spike giggled perversely. The perv. Behind one of the bookshelves, was another bookshelf. Which he went into, as it was an illusion. Behind there was a key. But right before he could get the keys, THREE GIANT FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS AND EIGHTY CATS COMPLETED WITH A MANTICORE ATTACKED HIM! With a roar they all attacked him.
Spike roared back, punching the Manticore in the face, instantly knocking it out. Jumping up with his small tiny feet, he burned all the dragons with a heavy hyper-beamed like flame blast they all screeched falling down, without landing the whole time, he landed hard, creating a crater and blowing all the cats away, rising up slowly, he walked pass all the knocked out animals and headed into the room, where his treaure awaited, glowing. And floating. A burger, which he grabbed and quickly scarfed down.
"...Damn, Jonathan's tasty!" Spike grinned.