//------------------------------// // Things get a little "Hot" (Edited) // Story: Lost, in the heat of battle. (tf2, Anthro mlp crossover) // by heavy weapons brony //------------------------------// Soldier ran through Ponyville, He lost his uniform top but managed to grab his grenade belt and wore it over the gray undershirt covering his chest. He was looking for another place to hide until he came across the strangest building in the town, it was a hollowed out tree with flowers surrounding it and a big sign that read: Ponyville Library. "YES" Soldier shouted, He remembered all those lonely days in his grade school library reading history novels. And if theres one thing he knows about libraries is "Theirs never Women in them" Soldier thought to himself and he approach the building to find the door locked. "Mmmmm" Soldier said as he thought for a second, "Aha!' Soldier said as he dug through the Spytech bags and pulled out the Homewrecker. Soldier lifted the heavy Sledge Hammer and broke the knob right off the door. Soldier snuck inside to find the house dark and empty. He carefully scanned the room until he found a pile of ropes in the corner of the room. Soldier considered for a second about taking the ropes until he noticed something, The ropes were breathing! Soldier jumped back in surprise. Soldier decided not to take any chances and look for a very powerful weapon to kill this "Rope Monster." Soldier dug out the pyro's favorite weapon "the Back Burner" and pointed it at the pile of ropes and let loose a jet of fire on it. Soldier laughed menacingly finding that using the flamethrower was a very satisfying experience. He Now understood why the Pyro always seem like he was having a little too much fun during battle. After a few seconds Soldier stopped using the weapon and looked down at the mess of ropes to see,..... a horrifying monster! Soldier took a step back and froze with surprise as a small green and purple dragon stood up. "For Celestias sake twilight first you tie me up so i wouldn't go messing around with Rari,..... The Small Dragon stopped himself upon noticing Soldier, the Dragon was Green and scaly, but resembled a young boy dressed in (Slightly burned) jeans and a denim coat. Who are you?" the dragon asked in some weird preteen like male voice. "I,....I,...." Soldier stammed as the Dragon noticed the door. "You know what? I Don't care, take what you want, you, whatever you are and go. Thats what Twilight gets, Ties me up on the only day I have a chance with her and I don't care is some weird alien comes to steal all her books" The Dragon said with an annoyed tone. And with that he shook Soldiers hand and ran out the door with a huge smile upon his face. Soldier stood there in shock, He scratched his head under his helmet and though "I knew less about Canada then i thought." Soldier then turned to find a place in the house to hide when a female voice rang out. "Oh for bucks sake SPIKE! stop trying to burn through those ropes! their dragonfire proof! OH!" A very agitated purple Hippie with a horn parting her Blue and purple Haircut dressed in a set a darker purple lace underwear noticed Soldier as she walked down the stairs in the main hall. "Mmm,...Hello" the hippie said in the raunchy tone. "And i was sad that i didn't finish up there, but now with you here,...i can finish up down here" The Hippie narrowed her eyes and gave Soldier a saucy smile. (Im so sorry but it was the best i could find.) Soldier remembered what that face meant. "You Hippie scum! you want all of my gum!? three words Cold, Dead, Hands," Soldier yelled. "What?" The Hippie asked. Soldier lifted “ The Back Burner” and let a loose a tower of fire, but the limited range of the weapon failed him as the hippie was still standing untouched. "Darn" Soldier said disappointed. "Mmmm a little warmed up are we?(bad writer BAD!! no more crappy puns *hits self with newspaper) Well this oughta get you cooled off". Solder noticed the Horn Hippies head began to glow with a purple magic as so did the bookshelves with the same magic. Then books started flying around the room and began to attack Soldier. Soldier let loose with the flamethrower, Books ignited and fell the the floor. but Soldier soon found himself overwhelmed as the books swarmed, One book clamped down on his right hand hard and he let go of the weapon. Taking advantage of the situation the books all clamped down all over his body and began to raise him in the air. Soldier fought with the books but they were too strong. Soldier began to sift through the Spytech bag for something useful. Soldier pulled out his own equalizer and aimed the pickaxe strait at the flamethrower below and gave it his best throw. The pickaxe sunk into the propane tank of the flamethrower and a faint hissing noise could be heard, then the pickaxe shook and shot out from the propane tank and flew out of a nearby window. Propane began to pour out of the tank as the stream got close to a burning book. BOOM! the stream ignited and the flamethrower turned into a rocket and flew across the room. The Hippie ducked and released all from its magic. Soldier hit the ground with a thud as the flamethrower ignited the house as it sped through the air. Soldier dived through the front door and began running once again, away from the sounds of rage from the Hippie in the burning house. Solder crossed the street and hid behind a dumpster and looked back to make sure no one was following him. Soldier froze when he heard shuffling in the dumpster. "What the hell is that?" said a familiar voice as the dragon from before popped his head out from the dumpster and looked at the burning library. "What is it darling?" another familiar voice said as the white Hippie from earlier also popped her head out of the dumpster to get a look "*Gasp! Oh my! looks like the heat is really hitting dear Twilight hard" the Hippie said as both look a minute to laugh at her joke. "I love your selfish and uncaring personality" The Dragon said "And i love the fact you're so naive and that you're only 14 max" The Hippie said as they both slipped back into the dumpster and started making a lot of noise. Soldier didn't know why, but his stomach churned. Soldier finally made his way out of town and made it back to the tree line for the second time today, Soldier breath a sigh of relief and took a step forward "Hey knucklehead!" a sharp female voice said as something tapped his shoulder. Soldier spun around as a cyan blue blur collided with his face and his whole world went black.