//------------------------------// // Can't think, mind broken. // Story: My Best Friend, Applejack // by Princess Cassandra //------------------------------// Thursday January 14 IT'S OFFICIAL! FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK. So I walk to AJ's house barn. Thinking how ridiculous my theory was. AJ+ Rarity=impossible. But, as you know I was never great with math. I arrive and Big Mac opens the door. He's cute and all but I don't swing that way. I would never do that to Flutters. Oh shit! I forgot to mention she likes him. Which is funny cause they’re so shy none of them would make the first move. Now that think about it’s not funny. Whatever, so I go up to AJ's room . And I see her changing. Changing! Taking off her shirt and I stare for a bit because she was wearing a bra and pants so she wasn't really naked so it isn't really that bad, right? So I'm there watching her change Until she turns around and sees me and screams like I stabbed her or something. Let’s skip the part where she yells at me. So she gets a shirt on (bummer) and I sit her down. And I ask her straight up. “Do you like Rarity?” “Where’d you get that, sugarcube? Of course not. Heh.” She can't lie. “You’re lying to me. Tell me the truth.” "Ah don't lie." " Just tell me! Don't lie to me Freckles. I've known you since like.... a long time. Tell me the truth." Stubborn as a mule that one .After about 5 minutes of this, she admitted it. ”Fine. The truth is Ah’m crazy about her. She’s gorgeous, generous and Ah can’t help but smile when Ah’m around her. But a girl like that would never go for a plain ol’ apple farmer like me.” That last part hurt me. I can’t believe AJ thinks she just a plain old apple farmer. She can play the fiddle,the banjo and the harmonica!(And other stuff she won't tell me.)She's strong and funny and dependable. She's fucking amazing. She's more loyal than me for crying out loud! It's kind of weird how AJ about Rarity is how I feel about her. This sucks,this sucks a bag of dicks. I love Applejack but she doesn't love me back! Am I supposed to get over her. I've tried that! Sometimes I wish I never met her. WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!!?!!? If I never met her, I would be alone. And you know I hate being alone. I left AJ's barn a bit after.Then wrote in you immediately . I think Dad knows I'm pretty bummed. I hope he keeps quiet,I don't wanna talk to him right now. RD Saturday January 16 Just came back from cemetery . Today is the day that mom died. I remember she went to get something at the store and she didn't come back.Why am I even writing. This is stupid. Thursday January 29 Hey, so Saturday's my b-day I'm not that exited me and the girls are gonna chill at Sugar cube corner.I know I haven't written in awhile. I guess THAT DAY still affects me big time. I become a real bummer. But enough of sad Rainbow. So I was thinking that me and the girls should start a rock band. We would totally rock! I could play lead guitar, Shy could sing, AJ could do whatever,Pinkie could do whatever and Rarity (ugh) could go fuck herself play whatever she can play. I haven't worked all the details yet. But I thinking of our band name. So far I've got the RD's, the Dashies, Rainbow rules. I like them. And I know my friends would love them too.Maybe not Rarity because Rarity sucks. I'm going to listen to some rock music.(Which I know Rarity hates) RAINBOW DASH (THE AWESOME) Saturday February 1st Happy birthday to me.Happy birthday to me.Happy birthday Happy birthday to me! Yay! I'm 16 years old. 2 more years till I'm legal in Canada.Now I can drive once I get my license . The possibilities are endless.Everyone wishing me a happy birthday on Facebook. My dad made pancakes. He makes THE.BEST.PANCAKES.EVER! Oh! Not only is it my birthday, it's the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville. IT'S MY BIRTH-AVERSARY! So there's been a slight change of plans with the girls.Instead of chilling at Sugar cube corner we'll be at Rarity's house. I like Rarity's house. It's so BIG. Best part her parents are gone for the weekend with Sweetie Belle! So we can have Fun just us 5 and maybe Sunset. Flutters thinks we should invite her. To be nice,you know. She's cool. Now I hear that's they are things called Fan fictions. Like fans write imaginary stories for like.....I don't know DARING DO. I need to check that out later! If the rest of the fans of Daring Do are as awesome as me, there must be AMAZING stories. Rainbow's gotta Dash.(Get it? It's a play on my name.) Rainbow Dash (The AWESOME) Sunday February 3rd I had THE.BEST.SURPRISE.PARTY.EVER! So I arrive at Rarity's house and I go downstairs thinking that the girls started the party without me. So I go downstairs then............. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody I love and don't wanna murder every second of my life was there. Even Dad! But he left early because he felt old.(Personally I didn't want him there. But I still love him just that would be lame to have my DAD there. He likes to embarrass me.) There was this huge cake and each layer was a different color of the RAINBOW. It tasted awesome,too.The theme was RAINBOW! Legit ,IT WAS THE MOST COLORFUL PARTY EVER. But it wasn't girly,it was EPIC. All the girls helped(even Sunset.). Rarity and Sunset organized, AJ had the idea and bake, Fluttershy did something important that I didn't hear and Pinkie did the rest. God I love them. They're great. Soarin was there too. There was one awkward moment between him and AJ, which I thought was funny. The night was good. I didn't drink, but the girls sure did. EVEN RARITY. But she wasn't being a bitch or nothing.She was happy, just like Apples. Those two danced with everyone even each other........ Wait! Now that I think about it,those two were very close that night. God, I'm an idiot. Beside that,the night was good. Pinkie hardly drank,she stayed with me most of the night. Fluttershy tried to seduce Big Mac, which was a huge fail. We couldn't stop laughing. Flash broke up with Sunset Shimmer (at my party!) so she drank. I had a blast! I even dance with somebody.When everybody left we all slept in the basement. Now I'm going to check out this fan fiction thing. Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME) Wednesday February 5 I AM PISSED!So I started this fic I couldn't put my phone done, it was amazing until chapter 34 it stopped. I checked it wasn't been updated in 2 years! 2 YEARS! After yelling on the top of my lungs to my phone, I started a new one. I FUCKING HATED IT. Daring Do x Ahuizotl? Who ships that? One fan fic later............. I DARING DO! (Word play.I thought it was funny.) Geez, there so good together. Opposites do attract, I guess. I will write a fan fic. I'll get started now. Fuck homework. Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME) Saturday February 8th I slaved over my fan fic and it sucked so that dream is over. Pinks is going to make a V-Day dance (any reason to party) which sucks because I'll be alone. Hey,I can ask AJ! She must be over Rarity by now. We can go as friends . AWESOME. Bye Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME)