Dear Pinkie Pie,
I know that it has been several months since I last saw you, but I figured that now would be as good a time as any to write to you and say hello. Hello! (Boneless 2 says hi as well, by the by. Well, he really said, "squeak squeak, squeak squeaky-squeak", but that's sort of the same thing.)
You know, Pinkie, I've traveled all across Equestria throwing all sorts of amazing parties, but I've never had so much fun as the day I spent with you in Ponyville. My Cheesy Sense told me that if we collaborated together the way we did for your friend Rainbow Dash's birthaversary party, we'd be the greatest thing since sliced bread!
This brings me to the other reason why I wanted to write to you. I want to take you on a month-long round-trip across all of Equestria. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, Muzzletréal. I want to show you the sights, and I want you to come plan parties with me all over. I know that you don't want to just get up and leave all of your Ponyville friends behind, and besides, you have parties back home to plan as well. I'm only asking you for one month of fun, parties, and adventure. We'll even throw a huge "Welcome Home" bash for you once we return.
Give it some thought for me, alright?
With love,
Cheese Sandwich
Dear Cheesy,
Of course I want to throw parties with you, you big silly! I'll start packing right away! I'll even bring Gummy and Boneless 1 along, so you can say hi. I know for super-duper sure that they'll be happy to see you again!
Love,
Pinkie