League of Bronies

by darkironpony


Pony vs Manticore

I chased the lion thing for what felt like hours until the lion thing chased the fillys against a cave. I was several feet behind them and hid behind a tree. "Come on man you can do this. You are a big strong guy zebra. You are right I can do this," I said trying to psych myself up for an incredibly stupid stunt.

The lion began to close in on the fillys so I did the only thing I could think of. I came out of my hiding place and did the only sensible thing I threw a rock at its head. [It was a big rock.] It then turned its head towards me. Shit! Now I am his fucking lunch or dinner whatever time it was. [Hey it is hard to tell the time in a forest okay?!]

The fillys were cowering up against the rocks. "Okay dude time to be brave. Time to save some fillys,"I said to myself filling myself with more motivation. Time to get killed. "Charge!!!" I yelled running towards the lion creature.

He rose his right paw and tryed to swipe me. Luckily I saw it coming and ducked. [Apparently my new zebra body is veeeeeeeeery flexible.] I slide towards the fillys and yelled "Get out of the way!"

Lucky for me they heard and they ran off. I breathed a sigh of relief but then I was slammed into the side of the cave with a hard thud!

I yelped in pain. The creature started to come towards me one step at a time. I tryed to and failed to yell out of fear. "AHHHHHHHHh" I yelled trying to scare the beast away with high pitched vocals.

The creature seemed confused by my scream so I took my advantage and ran up towards it and bucked it with my back legs. I must be stronger than I thought because I sent the thing flying through the air. It did not like that at all. In fact you could say for it what I did WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING.

He regained its balance in the air and dove towards me. "Well fuck," was all I could say before it slammed me back up against the cave wall thing. Fuck me! Oh my god I hope this thing can not read minds!

My back felt weak and I closed my eyes to prepare for the worst. I expected to feel a hot pain on my neck but then I heard what sounded like a rope and next thing I knew the hot breath that was on me was gone.

I opened my eyes to see what was going on. I saw a mare with a orange coat and blonde ponytail wearing a stetson. She also had a rope in her teeth and was hogtieing the lion thing or she tryed to as it threw her off it. It roared eager fpr a new prey and began heading towards the fallen mare.

I really hate you! I ran to engage the lion thing in combat again. As I ran towards it picked up the mare and started to fly her off with it. I could only shout "Get back here you coward!" It ignored my taunt so I tryed to throw another rock at it but it was too high and truth be told I am a terrible shot.

The mare yelled "Use the rope!' as she threw her rope close to me.

I saw the rope the mare had dropped and reached for it. Please Celestia help me! I swung it once, twice ,three times, and threw. [Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it failed horribly.]

Fortunately for me [And the mare.] I saw a blue pegasus sleeping on a cloud. The lion thing was circling the area above me taunting and mocking me for my failure. I looked at the rope and the pegasus and got an idea. I got a terribly awful idea.

I grabbed a rock and tied the rock around it. The lion thing looked down at me with a puzzled expression as I saw the mare struggling to get free of the monster's mighty paws. I aimed for the cloud and let it go.

[Puff] Was all I heard as the rock made the cloud disperse. And I earned an angry look from the pegasus. It had a rainbow colored mane and tail. Her eyes are what scared me. Her violet eyes made me recoil into myself. I simply pointed towards the monster and yelled "He did it!"

That pegasus looked at the monster with a look of annoyance. Then the pegasus noticed the mare in the claws of the creature. " Hey you!" the pegasus yelled flying to an inch of the creature's face. "Put that pony down now or face the consequences buddy,"the pegasus continued. In response the flying lion shook its captive mare.

"Rainbow, just attack the dang thang," the orange mare stammered. [Being shook like a soda can will do that to you.] The pegasus saluted and flew away from the creature.

Where is she going?!.

She flew upwards. Way, way upwards. I mean I think she went up twenty miles high. Then she did something I did not expect. She began to fly straight towards the creature. A cone began to form around the mare as she picked up speed.

"Oh my god the lightning," I said to myself and as if on cue bolts of lightning appeared to trace Rainbow's cone of speed. A second later she sprung forward and a giant rainbow followed her. I dropped my jaw. I mean I saw it in the show but seeing with my own eyes was at least twenty percent cooler! [Maybe even fourty percent.]

Rainbow dashed right into the lion creature so hard and fast its paws opened and the orange mare began to fall. "Figures I would need to save her," I said to myself preparing to catch the mare.

I grunted as she landed on my back. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww!" I shouted in agony.

"Aw thank ya kindly," she said with a thankful smile.

"No problem," I replied waving a hoof. I tryed to stand up and instantly regretted it.

The mare said concerned about my condition "Ya look like ya have a mighty big bruise on ya back."

"I kind of figured that would be the case,"I replyed through clenched teeth.

"Do not worry I have an idea to help ya stranger," the mare said with a smile.

I mouthed "thank you" to the mare.

"My name is Applejack," she said proudly.

"Hi my name is," I said trying to come up with a name for my pony self and then inspiration struck me "Bass Chord."

She nodded and went to two trees and bucked them with her hindlegs. I raised a brow at her. "Ah will need these to help ya Bass."

"What things," I began as branches began to fall from the trees. I was left speechless and so I only rose my brow again.

"Trust me I have a plan," she said with a grin. [I am just soooooooooooo excited to see her "plan".]