//------------------------------// // Slap! // Story: Ponies in Minecraftia // by Psych5051 //------------------------------// The next day: Twilight's POV So, the Minecraftian King Notch and Princess Celestia are holding Peace talks. The boy who woke up and saw us was named Psych5051, but he let us call him Psych. His friends were called ExplodingCow118 (Exploding) and GeneralDoughnuts (General). We actually started to get along, after we convinced him that we weren't "alien ponies from a alternate dimension that are going to drain the world of it's resources and kill us all." Were gathered here at Canterlot/Mojaria to make peace talks. They've decided that Princess Cadence and Lord Dinerbone (The Crystal Empire combined with Mushroom Island.) are equal rulers, Princess Luna and Prince Jeb will stay in as second-in-command. I'm equal to some Minecraftia Hero called Captain Sparklez. But Notch and Celestia can't get along over who gets the entire full-power, because if they disagreed about one thing there would be total chaos. Well, that was what it was right now. "I believe I should be leader. After all, it's your dimension that collided with us." Notch put in. "No, I should. I have stronger magic." Celestia responded. "And how do we know that you won't use that against us?" "Because I kept my little ponies safe for a millennium." "I kept the Minecraftians happy since Alpha 1.2.6!" "All you do is endanger your own people. You keep monsters around and don't do anything about it!" "That's not my fault, it's Herobrine's." "Then why don't you hunt him down?" "Our powers our equal." "Well, nothing can defeat the magic of friendship!" "Magic of friendship?! Like that can do anything..." "It can! We turned Discord to stone!" "Who you explained, later escaped..." "So! It lasted for a while, and we just turned him to stone again!" Psych leaned over to me. "I've never seen Notch so angry before." "I've never seen Celestia so angry before!" "This should be an interesting debate." "Yeah. Do you know anything about Captain Sparklez?" "Why?" "I just want to know who I'm going to be working with better." "Yeah, he's nice. He's the reason why Craftlands isn't the Monster Capital of the world." Then all Tartarus broke loose. "Humans are better than ponies!" "Ponies are better than humans!" "You are weak!" "Really?! All you can do is make a few blocks! I can raise the sun! I can use the elements of harmony! I'm a million times more powerful than your puny race!" SLAP! Whoa. "Did Notch just slap Celestia?" Psych asked me. Later: "Oh my gawsh did ya shee da debate" "Aw yeah totes i can't beeleve notch would doo dat" Arggh, girls are so annoying. They've been talking about it all day. Well, time for 3rd period: Mobs and mining. "Ladies, calm down, Celestia was the one who started it anyway." Twilight stared at me. She's here as a guest to observe Minecraftian behavior. "What?! Your leader was the one who slapped her!" "She provoked him." "Still, he shouldn't have done that!" "Celestia shouldn't have done that." I corrected her She's going to kill me after class Then the teacher, Mr. Deadlox, walked in. "Alright, we all saw what happened during the Peace talks. I don't want any discussions about it, OK?" "Now, who can tell me a skeleton's main form of attack? I raised my hand. "Bow and arrow." "Thats correct." The teacher replied. Twilight raised her hand. "Yes, Princess Twilight Sparkle" "Are you actually implying that skeletons can attack ponies, I mean, humans?" Everyone stared at her. "NightCat67, can you tell Princess Twilight a bit more about our world?" "Yes sir." I looked at NightCat. She looked back at me and smiled. I feel weird. 10 minutes later "Ok everyone, I graded our tests yesterday. Here they are..." I got a B+ Like a boss I looked over to the others: Exploding: B NightCat: A- General: C+ WolfRavenCatcher: D+ That's all I could see from where I was sitting. Twilight jaw dropped. "How could you get so low scores on your tests!" What?! "Um, the fact that you're a horse and were actually sentient humans, and you think you're smarter?" WolfRaven replied. "I'm sentient!" "No, you're a horse." "Alright, WolfRaven..." Mr. Deadlox tried to interject. "Besides, magic of friendship? What are you, a 3 year-old?" "WolfRavenCatcher! Princess Twilight Sparkle is our guest! How dare you be so rude!" "Lol, wut?" Mr. Deadlox reminded me of a time bomb for a reason. "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!" WolfRaven got out of his seat and out the door. Wow. That escalated quickly. Twilight was furious. When I think about it, WolfRaven did deserve it. I mean, Twilight's pretty nice. I'll talk to Twilight later. I wonder what she thinks of us humans.