On the chariot halfway to Neigh Zealand Thomas asked “Tell me, why are we going”
Twilight looked at him “I honestly don’t know”
he didn’t take it well “YOU’RE SAYING WE GO HALF WAY ACROSS THIS COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING TELL ME WHY!” he screamed, he pulled out his 1911 and held it right against his temple “Sometimes, I swear, you think I’m some fucking prize mule” a zombie Pegasus came for them, Thomas shoved the barrel down its throat and shot and shot and shot until he was settle “I’m fine, it’s fine” he sat back down and sighed.
Faulty Mask was looking over all his ‘willing’ soldiers, one of them screamed “OH SOMEPONY PLEASE HELP! HELP ME!”
Faulty lifted his sword and struck the pony across the face “Nopony can hear you, nopony will help, you will become loyal to me” the pony was injected with a needle.
After arriving in Neigh Zealand, the ponies spoke like the Kiwi people do, Rainbow Dash was laughing her arse off, he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and dragged her away “Don’t laugh at these pony’s accents or my hand won’t be there next time” he could tell that Rainbow just gulped “Now come on” he said as he walked off.
Minutes later they had reached the house they were told to meet at, there was a note on the door ‘Thomas, although this may bring up bad memories, I need you to find out who is responsible for this, Celestia’ Thomas pushed the door open, he walked inside, he looked around to see ponies gutted, torn open, shredded. Blood painted the walls, the girls almost threw up, but held it back because it would ruin the evidence, Applejack walked up to the human who took in the sights without trouble “How ain’t ya disgusted by this?” she asked,
Twilight commented “It’s sickening”,
He never took his eyes off the bodies “I know, but for me this is just another day at the office”
Rainbow Dash didn’t understand “Huh?”
His eyes moved to messages written in blood “Paperwork if you will” he said nonchalantly,
Pinkie Pie looked around “I still don’t get it”
He walked towards a pony whose intestines were hung out like streamers “I’m used to seeing a lot of blood, because of when I was a merc” he touched the organs “Oh, and give Fluttershy some attention, she passed out when I opened the door” they all turned around and noticed he was right, “Twi, take Rarity and Fluttershy somewhere nice. I’ll stay here and deduce” he walked upstairs into another room.
Fluttershy and Rarity were at a cafe drinking “Ugh! How barbaric that house was, when we get back to Ponyville I am changing the colour of my curtains”
Twilight and the rest came over “I didn’t think anypony would ever do that” she said shaking,
Most of them were shaking in fear until Applejack said “Ah’m sure Thomas will take care of us” they all jumped when a newspaper landed on the table, Twilight started reading the article about Faulty Mask, it praised him as a god, if not something better.
Thomas was at the local library, he rang a bell and almost instantly a pony was there “I want everything on forms of worship, evil powers, sacrificing, a city layout throughout the ages and anything else along those lines” the pony was gone but came back fairly quickly, to his fortune and dismay she didn’t come back with many books only about ten,
She looked at him “This is all we have, and may I ask why you need these?”
He walked away but before leaving said “Doing this city a favour” he walked back to the slaughterhouse.
Thomas stared at the map and one of the messages which would come off as a normal demonic worshiping message, but when there was a nail and organs on part of it, something seemed off, the nail was ripped out, and it all made sense. Thomas flipped through the book, the message took a similar shape to the way the town was two hundred years ago, once the nail was pulled out the crack made the shape of an ‘X’ when compared to now the cross was over another home. He examined the magazine of his 1911, “Come on Sasha” he left the house with his gun cocked and map in his pocket.
Fluttershy noticed Thomas walking across town with his gun out “Oh dear” Twilight looked at him, she felt just a little safer “I think he found who did it” she told her nervous friend.
Once Thomas reached the house where the map predicted, he cracked the door open slightly, then once he raised his pistol he swung the door wide open, there was a body hanging, but differently than before, similar techniques but in total they were different “FUCKING COCKSUCKING WHORE!” he screamed in anger for being too late.
Minutes later the ponies he came with showed up at the door which he was leaning against, he kept repeating “How could there be no clues? This was a chase case” he heard a yelp from inside, he went in to check it out. Freshly written in blood was a challenge, one for the human, ‘To catch a maniac, you must become a maniac’ a grin formed across his face “I’m gonna find you, and I’m gonna do this to you” Pinkie Pie backed away, he ran his hand across his face “But the joke’s on you, I already am” all of the ponies were just a little bit scared.