"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" the human screamed in agony.
"Well I did warn you." deadpanned Discord.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
"Oh, yeah, first mortal form, that'll be extremely painful. " said Discord as the new-born spirit's mortal form began to take shape. "Well, that's rather unexpected."
"What is?" asked the spirit in an unusually feminine voice for a male. "What happened to my voice?" said the spirit, in a panicking tone.
"Well, maybe you should take a look for yourself." replied Discord as he pulled out a small mirror and handed it to the younger spirit.
"What the-!" exclaimed the spirit, as they say their reflection. The face looking back at them way definitely human, or at least nearly human, but it wasn't him. Heck, it wasn't even a him. It was a her. To be more specific, he was a she. "What."
"Yes, I know, the odds of this were about 9 million to 1.38765465435680087678859573546547684623567896%. A male spirit with a female mortal form, it's one of the most unlikely things in existence."
"What." said the human again, as he inspected him-no-herself. Hands. She thought. Still got hands. Legs, good, I'll be needing those. Now to see what else I've got. She though as she felt her new body. The breasts are new,and the overall figure is a bit unfamiliar, but all in all, suddenly, a thought popped into the spirit's mind. No, it couldn't be.... she thought as she rubbed the area of her genitals were, under her cloths. Sure enough she didn't feel anything, well, unless you count a hole as something. Oh, God. I'm female. She though, shocked. It's one thing to know it, but to feel it, is another matter entirely.
"Fu-