Somewhere in the streets of Ponyville in an alley. Somepony laid unconscious on the ground, but not for very long as the figure started to groan and sat up rubbing the back of his aching head.
"Ah my head, I should have seen that bat coming." The mystery pony said to himself then looked around. "Where the heck am I?"
He got up on his hooves. "Wait, hooves?" the stranger looked down and gasped when he saw a pair of white hooves. He fell down onto his haunches and looked at them fearfully. "When the heck did I get these?!"
He started studying his whole alien body. His body was white and he discovered he had a tail but the strangest thing to him was something that kept bothering as he looked at himself. "Why do I have holes all over my body?"
He looked around the alley and to his luck there was a slightly broken mirror leaning again the left wall of the wall. He walked over to the mirror and looked at his reflection then gasped with his jaw dropped. Staring back a white changeling with blue eyes and holes all over his body.
"Sweet babies, I've been changed to a changeling!" He said rubbing his face with his new hooves.
He wasn't sure how to react to this but to sum it up it went something like. "Woo hoo! This is the best, I must be in Equestria. And since it was Kit who sent me, I must be a part of Super-Stallion's own Foal-A-Verse." He then tapped a hoof to his chin in thought.
"I'm going to have to go with something from my really name...DG sounds reasonable easy to remember and not stupid like most names on the show." DG said to himself.
DG walked down the alley until he reached the end and peeked out into the streets where he saw the color full ponies of Ponyville walking by. "With the way I look I probably won't be able to just walk out there without freaking them out. Luckily I'm a Changeling."
DG backed up a little into the alley before starting to focus his mind on changing form. His body was enveloped in white flames and when it faded away he became a pony with a white mane and coat. DG looked down at his bare flanks.
"Looks like I don't have a cutie mark, oh well, time for a day on the town as the new guy."
DG walked out onto the streets of Ponyville and into the crowd for what could be a good day.
****
DG went all around Ponyville, checking out the market place and the park he was enjoying the moment. Then he finally reached the place he wanted to see the most since coming here, Sugar Cube Corner's was right in front of him and no doubt Ponyville's favorite party planner was inside.
DG walked up to the door and turning the nob he entered the building. He looked around the store and-
"Hey, I never seen you before." Said a familiar voice.
DG tried to look for the speaker but couldn't see him/her anywhere.
"Down here, silly."
He looked down at Pinkie Pie laying on her back on the ground right between his legs.
"Hi!"
DG flinched back startled and watched as the pink mare got back onto her hooves giving him a big smile.
"Hey there new pony, who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie. When did you come to town? Do you like parties, cause I like parties. Would you like a party?! We can have one right now, it can be a welcome party for the newest pony to Ponyville. So what's your name Mister?"
After a minute of trying to process what she just said, DG replied: "Uh hey Pinkie Pie, I'm DG. It's nice to meet you and I like parties." he said with a smile.
Pinkie gasped. "Oh my gosh, we should have a party right now to welcome you to Ponyville!"
DG chuckled. "Wow that's nice Pinkie Pie, thank you."
"No problem, I'll even introduce you to my friends. I bet Super-Stallion will be the most thrilled to see his newest guest writer here." Pinkie said before hopping away.
"Wait, say what now?"
An hour later, there was a party at Sugar Cube Corner everypony was there including the mane six and their foals. DG walked up and took a seat with the mares.
"Hello ladies, you must be Pinkie Pie's friends."
"Hello DG, I'm Twilight Sparkle." Twilight introduce.
"I know all about the Elements of Harmony that saved Equestria Ms. Sparkle, there's know need to tell me your names."
"Well I hope you have a good time here while ya in Ponyville." Applejack said.
"Thanks Applejack, but where's the Element of loyalty, I haven't seen her yet." he asked.
"Rainbow is over there with the other foals." Fluttershy said pointing at the other end of the room.
Getting up and walking through the crowd, DG made it to the other side of the shop to a playpen full of little fillies and colts. He looked down at Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust playing with there Wonderbolt dolls.
"Hey there, you must be the element of loyalty."
Rainbow looks up at him. "Hey thewe you must be the pony Pinkie's thwowing this party for. I'm Wainbow Dash."
"Yep that's me, my name's DG. And may I say you are the cutest filly I've ever seen." he cooed.
"Thank you and if you call me cute again I'm gonna rip you apawt."
DG looked around the pen and saw Onyx sitting next to Night Mist and Sky Hooves on the other side of the pen. He went around and picked up Onyx and smiled at him.
"Hey there Super-Stallion."
"Who're you?" I asked.
"Only the most amazing, great, fantastic, radical, amazingly great, magnificant, 120% awesome,"
"You talk too much." Firebird casually said as he walked by with cake on a plate. "Kit must have given you an ego boost. I'll ask if he can remove it. Don't be surprised if the rest of you got lost in translation..." Firebird left.
"Kit?" I got curious.
"Yeah, he's is the reason why I'm here." DG rubbed the back of his head, still feeling his headache.
"This sounds familiar, bwo." Sky Hooves said to his brother. Night Mist nodded.
"I wrote your previous two chapters." DG continued.
"DGGames?" I asked, waiting for conformation.
"Yep."
"Welcome to the club." I shaked his hooves. Sky and Night did the same.
"Aren't you surprised that I'm here?"
"I'm mowe suwpwised you can understand us foals."
"That, children, is what you call a plot hole. But Kit did it, there, plot hole filled." Firebird said walking by again.
"Shouldn't we get introduced, Firebird?"
"Later, parties with this kinda music make irritable."
"We only started thirty minutes ago."
"That will do it." Firebird left again.
"Do you wike it hewe in Ponyville?" Night Mist asked holding onto the side of the pen.
"I am, thank you. I think I'm going to enjoy it here."
"That's good, but you better look out for Discord though, he's cwazy." Sky said.
Then a tiny Discord appeared on his muzzle pointing a finger at him. "Hey, I'm not crazy."
"Then what are you?"
Discord smiled folding his arms behind his back. "I'm a visionary."
Then Kit appeared and picked up mini Discord. "If you're a visionary, then I must be the king of Equestria." he said staring his tiny friend face to face.
"Why do you keep following me wherever I go?" Discord whined.
"To make sure you don't get in more trouble then you usually do."
DG put Onyx back down then walked up to Kit and reached up to smack him upside the head.
"Ouch! What was that for?!"
"That was for hitting me with a bat you jerk!"
"I was just rewarding you for your work."
"By hitting me with a bat!"
"At least it wasn't the animal. And besides, you're in Equestria." He calmly retorted.
"Yeah but that still doesn't give you a good reason to hit me! You could have just asked if I wanted to go!" DG retorted.
As they bickered Pinkie walked up behind DG. "Hey DG why don't you have a Cutie Mark?" she asked.
DG turned around and looked at Pinkie nervously rubbing the back of his head. "Uh well...I never got my Cutie Mark as a kid. I just couldn't find my special talent." he lied.
Pinkie gasped. "Oh my gosh how could you not find your perfect talent!? You're just like the Cutie Mark Crusaders, have you met them yet? They're these little fillies trying to find their special talents maybe they can help you, of course you're not a filly but still you don't have your Cutie Mark so they might still take you."
DG waved a hoof. "That's okay Pinkie, I don't really care about it that much." he retorted.
"Oh, okay then, but how will you know what makes you special? What do you like to do for work?" She asked.
"Well, I kinda like baking."
Pinkie gasped. "Oh my gosh you like baking would you like a job here at Sugar Cube Corner? Mr. and Mrs. Cake could use the extra hooves." she said.
DG smiled. "That would be awesome, but are they hiring?"
"Just so happens they are. Business has really been picking up lately and we could use some more help Mr. Cake was thinking about putting up a hiring sign thingy come on we can go talk to him right now.
DG followed Pinkie Pie into the kitchen to talk to Mr. Cake about a new job.
****
After sealing a deal for a new job and the party ended and everypony went home. DG was now walking down the empty streets Ponyville thinking about how his life has changed so much in one day.
"Wow, that was some party and everypony's so nice and I got a new job...now I wonder where am I going to sleep tonight?"
Then a portal opened up in front of him and Discord, Kit and Firebird poked there head out of it. "You can stay with us!?" Discord said with a evil grin. Kit had an indecisive look on him. Firebird had a seriously worried 'for the love of most things sacred, don't do it' face as he shook his head.
DG looked at them for a while then turned around and started walking away. "I would prefer to be a hobo." he said flatly. Kit shrugged. Firebird sighed in relief.
"Aw come on, you're no fun, you changeling." Discord pouted.
"Nope." DG said with a grin.