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// Derpy in a car 
// Story: See, This is Why we Can't Have Good Things! 
// by ininbbtfctub 
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	Okay, let me get my thoughts straight. I built a ray that makes ponies, and now Derpy is here breaking 1,000 dollar equipment. WHAT WAS I THINKING!!! Derpy Hooves, why'd I have to pick the most destructive pony. Why didn't I pick Fluttershy! Ugh... I need to think.



Okay I got it! I'll take the equine home and find out a way to get it back in the TV show. How long has it been? It feels as if weeks. Now there's one problem, how am I supposed to fit a pony into my car? Let alone a pegasus. Hmm... Oh the carbon thingy's done. What'd I expect, it is made of carbon. Meaning I built actual life... How dumb does that sound. I just cloned her and put her in reality. Yeah... That doesn't sounds like a poor excuse of plot.
How the heck does Derpy fit, its a small 2 door and she just walked in and lied down in the back seat.



"No Derpy, we're not stopping at the corner store for some muffins" I told the cross eyed mare.
"But I like muffins" She replied.
"I don't have the money to do so!" I told her.
"I'll give you the bits!" She told me, despratley wanting muffins
"We don't use bits as currency" I told her.
"Currency?" She said, confused.
"I'll explain later" I told her, not wanting to hurt her little mind.



We stopped at my house, late at night. I'm not exactly rich, I have a small sized house with a weaksauce computer. Derpy was fascinated with everything. So many times was 'ooh wazzat' said.
"What's this?" she asked pointing at my television.
"Derpy, go to sleep" I told her, pointing at a extra matress I had for guests.
This ran on for hours
WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!