//------------------------------// // =Interlude= // Story: I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies // by LtMajorDude //------------------------------// A pony wearing a robe hid in the shadows of the trees. He took out a book and started writing. It's been a week or something since that unfortunate day I am forever an outcast... Why? People ask. Please, heed my story on what really happened... ...on Earth. I was once a happy teenager. I had a loving father, and yet no mother or brothers or sisters. All was well...until one night...my father accidentally killed himself. I went to my neighbors and told them about this... But... But... The pony started crying. They accused me of such murder. It was too late. I became wanted. No one trusted me. I was an outcast...or...a troll...as they called it on the internet. Heh. The pony let out a ragged sigh. Eventually, the world ended and I was sent to Equestria... I could have started my new life... But I didn't... Because... The pony couldn't control his tears. What if they were right? What if I am an outcast? An outcast! AN OUTCAST! AN OUTCAST!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-! AN OUT... The pony dropped the book as he fell to the ground, laying in his pool of tears as he wept.